A little song for 98killstreak.
Me [Opti]Dream*, and FlyingPig decided to make a parody of the song: Grenade- By, Bruno Mars (Amazing Singer), to make fun of our sniper 98killstreak. We call him 98failstreak. Anyways, here are the lyrics. I know its pretty bad. But...Ohwell. Enjoy.
EDIT: Ooops, Wrong Section. Sorry.
Easy bait, easy frag, that’s just how you play.
Oh snipe, snipe, snipe it all but you never give
Should’ve known you were trouble from the first scrim
Had my flank wide open, why was it open?
Gave you my all my strats
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me some frags
Is all I ever asked
Cause what you don’t understand is
I’d throw a grenade at you
Throw your hand on a blade for ya
I’d smoke in front of a train for ya
You know I’d mess up your play for ya
See I would flash right in your face.
Take a bullet straight through your brain
Yes, I would laugh at you, 98
But you won’t be my bait
No, no, no, no
Black bruise, black and blue
Beat you ‘til you’re numb
Tell JDog I said “YAY” when you get back to where you’re from
Mad 98, bad 98
That’s just how you are
I smile in your face, then throw a grenade where you are
Gave you all my hacks, but you were to blat. (Blatant)
You turned off your hacks, yes you did
To give me all your frags was all I ever asked
cause what you dont understand
Id throw a grenade at ya
Throw your face on my blade oh yea
I'd smoke right on your place oh yea
You know id **** up your play. oh yea
If your body was on fire
Id watch you burn down in flames
We said we loved you, we're a liar
Cause we never ever , ever did, baby
But darling, I'd throw a grenade at ya
Throw your face on this blade for ya
I'd smoke the front of the train for ya
You know id **** up your play.
You would go through all this pain
To have a bullet go through your brain
Yes you will die for me baby
Because your my bait
You are my bait
You are always my bait
Ooh, you're everyones bait
Yes, yes ,yes, yes.
EDIT: Ooops, Wrong Section. Sorry.
Easy bait, easy frag, that’s just how you play.
Oh snipe, snipe, snipe it all but you never give
Should’ve known you were trouble from the first scrim
Had my flank wide open, why was it open?
Gave you my all my strats
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me some frags
Is all I ever asked
Cause what you don’t understand is
I’d throw a grenade at you
Throw your hand on a blade for ya
I’d smoke in front of a train for ya
You know I’d mess up your play for ya
See I would flash right in your face.
Take a bullet straight through your brain
Yes, I would laugh at you, 98
But you won’t be my bait
No, no, no, no
Black bruise, black and blue
Beat you ‘til you’re numb
Tell JDog I said “YAY” when you get back to where you’re from
Mad 98, bad 98
That’s just how you are
I smile in your face, then throw a grenade where you are
Gave you all my hacks, but you were to blat. (Blatant)
You turned off your hacks, yes you did
To give me all your frags was all I ever asked
cause what you dont understand
Id throw a grenade at ya
Throw your face on my blade oh yea
I'd smoke right on your place oh yea
You know id **** up your play. oh yea
If your body was on fire
Id watch you burn down in flames
We said we loved you, we're a liar
Cause we never ever , ever did, baby
But darling, I'd throw a grenade at ya
Throw your face on this blade for ya
I'd smoke the front of the train for ya
You know id **** up your play.
You would go through all this pain
To have a bullet go through your brain
Yes you will die for me baby
Because your my bait
You are my bait
You are always my bait
Ooh, you're everyones bait
Yes, yes ,yes, yes.
Comments
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Here's mine

Easy bait, easy frag, that’s just how you play.
Oh snipe, snipe, snipe it all but you never give
Should’ve known you were trouble from the first scrim
Had yourself all tanking, why were you tanking?
Gave you my all my strats
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me some frags
Is all I ever asked
Cause what you don’t understand is
I’d throw a grenade at you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw your hand on a blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d push you in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I’d do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through your brain
Yes, I would laugh at you, 98
But you won’t give me frags
No, no, no, no
Black bruise, black and blue
Beat you ‘til you’re numb
Tell JDog I said “YAY” when you get back to where you’re from
Mad 98, bad 98
That’s just how you are
Yeah, you smile in my face then steal all my frags
Gave you my all my strats
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me some frags
Is all I ever asked
Cause what you don’t understand is
I’d throw a grenade at you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw your hand on a blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d push you in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I’d do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through your brain
Yes, I would laugh at you, 98
But you won’t give me frags
If your body was on fire
I would watch you burn down in flames
You said didn’t bait, you’re a lier
Cause you always, always, always did, baby
But, 98, I’d still throw a grenade at you
Throw your hand on a blade for you
I’d push you in front of a train for you
You know I’d do anything for you
You would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through your brain
Yes, I would laugh at you, 98
But you won’t give me frags
No, you won’t give me frags
You wouldn’t give me frags
Ooh, you’d never give me frags
Oh, no no no.
Wrong section, chan ):
I already tried singing for the rest of us in mumble...I'm bad.
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