My sisters conversation.

This is something my 2 younger sisters wrote. They were trying to increase their typing speed by dictating to each other stories while one typed. This is the product of their work.


Once upon a time, there was a crystal, a crystal indeed but it was no

ordinary crystal it wasn’t ordinary it was a salt crystal and it came from a

salt block now understand this that obviously that salt crystal individually are

very vdery very very very very small tiny in fact spiffing tiny. Now this little

tiny salt crystal was called sodium or sod as this sort of crystal is commonely

called-sodium chlorine mind you NaCi does that ring a bell does that ring a

bell I said it twice so you have to write it twice oh darn it you said darn it so

you too have to write it you too. Ok you have to write that down.anyhow Sod

capital S comma, as I mentioned before…salt crystal are very small very

small very small um write that down well who knows what could happen to a

teeny tiny ss Na Cl I thought it was Ci L (nod) (nod many times) OK! Umhum

Sod he was chipped of the blokc with all his aunts, uncles,cousins,family,

sisters, brothers, dogs, I didn’t know crystals have dogs, hummingbirds,

hum… birds birds, graffitee now scrolled on the sidewalks scrawled not

scrolled lets go into the living room come on as I said in sodium chorine

block you know block its like a square block square block and then and then

its like like the street block salt block

HAhahahHAHhahHAHAHhahahahaAHAHAHAHAH ok Ill stop

MMMHHMHMHMAHMMUH that was suppressed laughter mhmhmm ok uhum

coughcough don’t write that down ok sooo they got chipped off and carefully

sep-ar-rated just like you see in salt shakers yipeeyippeyay yipeeyippeyay

silence muhahahahaha hahahahahhah ok ok (edit) sasy that I say Ok a lot

better put my ipod in my case imean better pack it I hate going on road trips

ok never mind about it my turn I get to write now sigh it… now sighn it!

oh,ok did you sign it?
-(Edit cuase i don't want to show my sisters name )
not (Edit)! Say (Edit) dictates… cough… (Edit) writes


Once upon a time there was a girl and this girl was very ugly because her

family was unusually pretty so you see you cant always have a line of pretty

people forever its not possible well one day her father said he said he said

well I think you need to mary an her mother said scoff and that wasn’t

actually a word and her brother said trow up and her no-sister said nothing.

(Edit) says something and (Edit) doesn’t catch it; she mouths what did you

say?) well….(Edit) is humming)…o ok and of course I’ll show him I’l marry

someone so she went off and stuck herself in a high tower o o yah and put up

a she put up a notice and it summoned all all princes to come and woo her

and none of these princes had seen her oh so of courser they gladly went and

ummmmmm…..and began to woo her and that very moment one kof the men

wooed her enough he to see her face but that wasn’t likely. Uhh. Sot the

prince took out a gun and took off a mask which was his face but it wasn’t

actually his face (Edit) humming now). And said gimme your money princess!

Ready? So she was what thing? Uh. And she took off her mask cause she was

wearing a mask and she scared the evil man away. Because she was so ugly

so ugly uh. And the king was so happy that he was going to give her one of

his sons but that wouldn’t do. So she ran way and became a a a a fat woman

sho sells pottery. And every time she mad a pot she would stick her

uglyiness in it just a bit tiny bit. And um so that any person bought her things

they could break it over a bad persons head. So that the person would her

ugly face. Well an that evil ba man would run away and she became a hero .

and well she became so famous that they stuck her in the hall of ugly heroes

cause you know, she was very ugly. Yya? Oh what thing? Op just a sec. ok

what? Ahem and then she died one day and it was awful and everybody

mourned and all the bad guys died of happiness because uh um uh……