You know your a true pro when.....
1: You get insulted and called "H@Xor, hac, hakk, hakker, cheater" And block entire game rooms sometimes over it
2: You get kicked a lot, Sometimes you can read people spamming "f11" As soon as you join-BEFORE you get a chance to kill someone
3: You are told that you lag a lot. you also block those people
4: You don't leik mud-kip-z
5: Whenever you pick up or use a scar light, you find your K/D turns into the negatives during that game
6: You point and laugh at noobs with anything else but a knife
7: You get kicked a lot for using a knife(COMBAT KNIFE) during a Guns allowed TDM
8: You get kicked a lot for nading more then 1 person during a TDM or a S&D
9: You only bought zp to buy normal weapons that you will use, Not like those noobs who buy every gun and reskin in the game JUST to use the scrub light or the kriss.
10: You don't like planting or defusing the bomb
11: You only play for fun, and thus EXP does not matter to you.
12: You point and laugh at anyone using any sniper rifle BUT the m700\
13: They instantly kick you for "One hit H@X and or "Aimbot" when you use the m700 and get headshots or target people who have already been shot before
14: You point and laugh at anyone using anything BUT a m9 pistol
15: You get kicked for using the M9
16: You point and laugh at anyone who uses a shotgun at short range
17: You get kicked for using a shotgun at medium range
18: You think M12's are for the french, not noobs who think everything that shoots them hacks.
19: You think they need to nerf the kriss again
20: You think the awm is a railgun
21: You also think the Desert eagle is a railgun
22: You think the word "noob" Means new player.
23: You block anything that is against gay people or people who use "Gay" as a insult
24: your friends list has no people on it
25: Your clan is full of members, and you can't spam clan advertisements anymore
26: You place LESS then 6 hours of crossfire a week
27: You think the m16 is overpowered(NOT ENOUGH RECOIL OR TOO MUCH POWER)
28: You block anything that gets mad at the game
29: You block anyone who speaks "Liek di$"(I said "Like this"
30: You find hackers "Entertaining" And a "True challenge"
31: Whenever you hear someone say "Glitcher" you pull your XM8
32: you know that the Winchester is a rifle, NOT A SHOTGUN
33: You use the winchester and STILL GET KICKED
34: You wonder why they made a "Winchester-Scope" When after 30 feet each bullet does one damage
35: You think the DE scope is a sniper rifle in a pistol match
36: You point and laugh at people using one hit kill in MM/HM when YOUR the mutant
37: You think the heart grenade was originally a developer's child's idea.
38: You think the TAR-21 is a noob cannon
39: You can spray with a TAR-21 and Still own
40: You block everyone who uses" Your mother/father" insults
41: You think the Ak47 is better then the scrub light
42: You Have been known to get scores of "60/0" in Search and destroy
43: You can no longer play TDM for the fear of being kicked 30 seconds away from the endgame
44: You can no longer play S&D and GM for the fear of being kicked
45: You are stuck playing FFA, MM and HM
46: You voted against added kick to FFA HM/MM
47: You claim that you will quit crossfire forever if they add kick to FFA, HM/MM
48: You hope to god they don't add a automatic shotgun EVER because you don't want others stealing your kills easier
49: You laugh at people who get P!ssed off at a game
50: You block people after taking printscreens of people getting P!ssed off at the game
51: You don't buy all the characters, you claim to buy only one
52: You buy a female character because YOU are a female/Want to be a female
53: You Know the damage box's for all the crossfire characters are the same size.
54: You know the speed of all of the crossfire characters are the same
55: You scream "DON'T SHOOT THE F*CKING GLASS" in Research facility HM/MM
56: You shoot the boxes in research facility in HM/MM
57: You are the last and only survivor in MM/HM in every round
58: You laugh at people who glitch
59: You kick hackers ONLY after you kick their ass.
60: You think a UZI is the best SMG in the game
61: You think the Anaconda adv is the best PISTOL in the game
62: You think the ORIGINAL PSG-1 is the best sniper rifle in the game
63: You think the Dual desperado's are the best set of shotguns in the game
64: You think the Ak47/M4a1 are the best rifles in the game
65: You think shovels are glitched
66: Your first thought about the rose axe was "LOL Their running out of idea's of reskins"
67: Your kill death does not matter to you.
68: You only train the badges because you think the sprays/nametags at the last badges are cool
69: You think "Lagger" is a funny petty excuse for people to try to make their deaths look more justifiable
70: You think the Mp5 Adv NEEDS to be nerfed
71: You only tried BM crates for the Ak47 knife, the Winchester and the Anaconda adv
72: You block anyone who is using a spop and acts like a 12 year old uneducated dumb ass
73: When someone says "Don't 69 me" You press f12.
74: When called a hacker, your first response is "Yes, I hack, Report me noob."
75: You laugh at the idea of duel DE's
76: You get called "American" and treated like a BR on other versions of crossfire
77: You know your team sucks if one of the teammates naded themselves by mistake
78: You think that the GP/EXP rates are reasonable
79: You spend most of your time on the forums, not the game itself
80: You gained most of your ZP from surveys are free offers
81: Everyone hates you OVER A GAME
82: You were hacked at least 4 times
83: You have more then 250k GP because you don't spend GP for things you don't use
84: You think bullet proof armor is for people who lag and for people who can't stay in cover well. NOT AT ALL for noobs.
85: You miss back when Crossfire was hosted by suba games
86: You LOL'ED at anyone who had the Gatling gun golden version
87: You think Combat arms sucks
88: You think Mission against terror sucks
89: You made mods for Crossfire(Like different kill signs and such)
90: You use a IP hider because you are scared someone will "Report you" and get you banned because you know the most common spots ghosts camp in GM
91: Whenever you join a game, people leave in en la masa
92: when someone tells you to get a life, your first thought is, "I already have 20" And you block them
93: You blocked and ignore 99% percent of all the game's population for obvious reasons
94: When you start playing a different game, everyone recognizes you, and leaves and returns back to crossfire, leaving the entire game empty.
95: you know your pro when you are browsing youtube and find gameplay videos of yourself showing "How to tutorials" Made by other people SPYING on you.
96: You laugh at people who complain about not winning anything from bm
97: You have a significant other in the real world
98: When other gamers pay your parents(Does NOT MATTER if you live in your own house)To drag you away from the game.
99: You get into arguments and do ass loads of 1v1 with Chuck Norris.
100: You are rivals with chuck Norris in game.
2: You get kicked a lot, Sometimes you can read people spamming "f11" As soon as you join-BEFORE you get a chance to kill someone
3: You are told that you lag a lot. you also block those people
4: You don't leik mud-kip-z
5: Whenever you pick up or use a scar light, you find your K/D turns into the negatives during that game
6: You point and laugh at noobs with anything else but a knife
7: You get kicked a lot for using a knife(COMBAT KNIFE) during a Guns allowed TDM
8: You get kicked a lot for nading more then 1 person during a TDM or a S&D
9: You only bought zp to buy normal weapons that you will use, Not like those noobs who buy every gun and reskin in the game JUST to use the scrub light or the kriss.
10: You don't like planting or defusing the bomb
11: You only play for fun, and thus EXP does not matter to you.
12: You point and laugh at anyone using any sniper rifle BUT the m700\
13: They instantly kick you for "One hit H@X and or "Aimbot" when you use the m700 and get headshots or target people who have already been shot before
14: You point and laugh at anyone using anything BUT a m9 pistol
15: You get kicked for using the M9
16: You point and laugh at anyone who uses a shotgun at short range
17: You get kicked for using a shotgun at medium range
18: You think M12's are for the french, not noobs who think everything that shoots them hacks.
19: You think they need to nerf the kriss again
20: You think the awm is a railgun
21: You also think the Desert eagle is a railgun
22: You think the word "noob" Means new player.
23: You block anything that is against gay people or people who use "Gay" as a insult
24: your friends list has no people on it
25: Your clan is full of members, and you can't spam clan advertisements anymore
26: You place LESS then 6 hours of crossfire a week
27: You think the m16 is overpowered(NOT ENOUGH RECOIL OR TOO MUCH POWER)
28: You block anything that gets mad at the game
29: You block anyone who speaks "Liek di$"(I said "Like this"
30: You find hackers "Entertaining" And a "True challenge"
31: Whenever you hear someone say "Glitcher" you pull your XM8
32: you know that the Winchester is a rifle, NOT A SHOTGUN
33: You use the winchester and STILL GET KICKED
34: You wonder why they made a "Winchester-Scope" When after 30 feet each bullet does one damage
35: You think the DE scope is a sniper rifle in a pistol match
36: You point and laugh at people using one hit kill in MM/HM when YOUR the mutant
37: You think the heart grenade was originally a developer's child's idea.
38: You think the TAR-21 is a noob cannon
39: You can spray with a TAR-21 and Still own
40: You block everyone who uses" Your mother/father" insults
41: You think the Ak47 is better then the scrub light
42: You Have been known to get scores of "60/0" in Search and destroy
43: You can no longer play TDM for the fear of being kicked 30 seconds away from the endgame
44: You can no longer play S&D and GM for the fear of being kicked
45: You are stuck playing FFA, MM and HM
46: You voted against added kick to FFA HM/MM
47: You claim that you will quit crossfire forever if they add kick to FFA, HM/MM
48: You hope to god they don't add a automatic shotgun EVER because you don't want others stealing your kills easier
49: You laugh at people who get P!ssed off at a game
50: You block people after taking printscreens of people getting P!ssed off at the game
51: You don't buy all the characters, you claim to buy only one
52: You buy a female character because YOU are a female/Want to be a female
53: You Know the damage box's for all the crossfire characters are the same size.
54: You know the speed of all of the crossfire characters are the same
55: You scream "DON'T SHOOT THE F*CKING GLASS" in Research facility HM/MM
56: You shoot the boxes in research facility in HM/MM
57: You are the last and only survivor in MM/HM in every round
58: You laugh at people who glitch
59: You kick hackers ONLY after you kick their ass.
60: You think a UZI is the best SMG in the game
61: You think the Anaconda adv is the best PISTOL in the game
62: You think the ORIGINAL PSG-1 is the best sniper rifle in the game
63: You think the Dual desperado's are the best set of shotguns in the game
64: You think the Ak47/M4a1 are the best rifles in the game
65: You think shovels are glitched
66: Your first thought about the rose axe was "LOL Their running out of idea's of reskins"
67: Your kill death does not matter to you.
68: You only train the badges because you think the sprays/nametags at the last badges are cool
69: You think "Lagger" is a funny petty excuse for people to try to make their deaths look more justifiable
70: You think the Mp5 Adv NEEDS to be nerfed
71: You only tried BM crates for the Ak47 knife, the Winchester and the Anaconda adv
72: You block anyone who is using a spop and acts like a 12 year old uneducated dumb ass
73: When someone says "Don't 69 me" You press f12.
74: When called a hacker, your first response is "Yes, I hack, Report me noob."
75: You laugh at the idea of duel DE's
76: You get called "American" and treated like a BR on other versions of crossfire
77: You know your team sucks if one of the teammates naded themselves by mistake
78: You think that the GP/EXP rates are reasonable
79: You spend most of your time on the forums, not the game itself
80: You gained most of your ZP from surveys are free offers
81: Everyone hates you OVER A GAME
82: You were hacked at least 4 times
83: You have more then 250k GP because you don't spend GP for things you don't use
84: You think bullet proof armor is for people who lag and for people who can't stay in cover well. NOT AT ALL for noobs.
85: You miss back when Crossfire was hosted by suba games
86: You LOL'ED at anyone who had the Gatling gun golden version
87: You think Combat arms sucks
88: You think Mission against terror sucks
89: You made mods for Crossfire(Like different kill signs and such)
90: You use a IP hider because you are scared someone will "Report you" and get you banned because you know the most common spots ghosts camp in GM
91: Whenever you join a game, people leave in en la masa
92: when someone tells you to get a life, your first thought is, "I already have 20" And you block them
93: You blocked and ignore 99% percent of all the game's population for obvious reasons
94: When you start playing a different game, everyone recognizes you, and leaves and returns back to crossfire, leaving the entire game empty.
95: you know your pro when you are browsing youtube and find gameplay videos of yourself showing "How to tutorials" Made by other people SPYING on you.
96: You laugh at people who complain about not winning anything from bm
97: You have a significant other in the real world
98: When other gamers pay your parents(Does NOT MATTER if you live in your own house)To drag you away from the game.
99: You get into arguments and do ass loads of 1v1 with Chuck Norris.
100: You are rivals with chuck Norris in game.
Comments
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Wrong you fool you know wen your a pro wen you play for fun and dont care about killing but you care about winning for your team
i prefere having a 10/12 score and win the battle for my team by defuesing
or have a 20/0 score and lost the battle against some noobs
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Newsolder95 wrote: »Wrong you fool you know wen your a pro wen you play for fun and dont care about killing but you care about winning for your team
i prefere having a 10/12 score and win the battle for my team by defuesing
or have a 20/0 score and lost the battle against some noobs
*Faceplant*
i ussualy win when i have a 20-0 score....just sayin. -
Asskicker666 wrote: »1: You get insulted and called "H@Xor, hac, hakk, hakker, cheater" And block entire game rooms sometimes over it
2: You get kicked a lot, Sometimes you can read people spamming "f11" As soon as you join-BEFORE you get a chance to kill someone
3: You are told that you lag a lot. you also block those people
4: You don't leik mud-kip-z
5: Whenever you pick up or use a scar light, you find your K/D turns into the negatives during that game
6: You point and laugh at noobs with anything else but a knife
7: You get kicked a lot for using a knife(COMBAT KNIFE) during a Guns allowed TDM
8: You get kicked a lot for nading more then 1 person during a TDM or a S&D
9: You only bought zp to buy normal weapons that you will use, Not like those noobs who buy every gun and reskin in the game JUST to use the scrub light or the kriss.
10: You don't like planting or defusing the bomb
11: You only play for fun, and thus EXP does not matter to you.
12: You point and laugh at anyone using any sniper rifle BUT the m700\
13: They instantly kick you for "One hit H@X and or "Aimbot" when you use the m700 and get headshots or target people who have already been shot before
14: You point and laugh at anyone using anything BUT a m9 pistol
15: You get kicked for using the M9
16: You point and laugh at anyone who uses a shotgun at short range
17: You get kicked for using a shotgun at medium range
18: You think M12's are for the french, not noobs who think everything that shoots them hacks.
19: You think they need to nerf the kriss again
20: You think the awm is a railgun
21: You also think the Desert eagle is a railgun
22: You think the word "noob" Means new player.
23: You block anything that is against gay people or people who use "Gay" as a insult
24: your friends list has no people on it
25: Your clan is full of members, and you can't spam clan advertisements anymore
26: You place LESS then 6 hours of crossfire a week
27: You think the m16 is overpowered(NOT ENOUGH RECOIL OR TOO MUCH POWER)
28: You block anything that gets mad at the game
29: You block anyone who speaks "Liek di$"(I said "Like this"
30: You find hackers "Entertaining" And a "True challenge"
31: Whenever you hear someone say "Glitcher" you pull your XM8
32: you know that the Winchester is a rifle, NOT A SHOTGUN
33: You use the winchester and STILL GET KICKED
34: You wonder why they made a "Winchester-Scope" When after 30 feet each bullet does one damage
35: You think the DE scope is a sniper rifle in a pistol match
36: You point and laugh at people using one hit kill in MM/HM when YOUR the mutant
37: You think the heart grenade was originally a developer's child's idea.
38: You think the TAR-21 is a noob cannon
39: You can spray with a TAR-21 and Still own
40: You block everyone who uses" Your mother/father" insults
41: You think the Ak47 is better then the scrub light
42: You Have been known to get scores of "60/0" in Search and destroy
43: You can no longer play TDM for the fear of being kicked 30 seconds away from the endgame
44: You can no longer play S&D and GM for the fear of being kicked
45: You are stuck playing FFA, MM and HM
46: You voted against added kick to FFA HM/MM
47: You claim that you will quit crossfire forever if they add kick to FFA, HM/MM
48: You hope to god they don't add a automatic shotgun EVER because you don't want others stealing your kills easier
49: You laugh at people who get P!ssed off at a game
50: You block people after taking printscreens of people getting P!ssed off at the game
51: You don't buy all the characters, you claim to buy only one
52: You buy a female character because YOU are a female/Want to be a female
53: You Know the damage box's for all the crossfire characters are the same size.
54: You know the speed of all of the crossfire characters are the same
55: You scream "DON'T SHOOT THE F*CKING GLASS" in Research facility HM/MM
56: You shoot the boxes in research facility in HM/MM
57: You are the last and only survivor in MM/HM in every round
58: You laugh at people who glitch
59: You kick hackers ONLY after you kick their ass.
60: You think a UZI is the best SMG in the game
61: You think the Anaconda adv is the best PISTOL in the game
62: You think the ORIGINAL PSG-1 is the best sniper rifle in the game
63: You think the Dual desperado's are the best set of shotguns in the game
64: You think the Ak47/M4a1 are the best rifles in the game
65: You think shovels are glitched
66: Your first thought about the rose axe was "LOL Their running out of idea's of reskins"
67: Your kill death does not matter to you.
68: You only train the badges because you think the sprays/nametags at the last badges are cool
69: You think "Lagger" is a funny petty excuse for people to try to make their deaths look more justifiable
70: You think the Mp5 Adv NEEDS to be nerfed
71: You only tried BM crates for the Ak47 knife, the Winchester and the Anaconda adv
72: You block anyone who is using a spop and acts like a 12 year old uneducated dumb ass
73: When someone says "Don't 69 me" You press f12.
74: When called a hacker, your first response is "Yes, I hack, Report me noob."
75: You laugh at the idea of duel DE's
76: You get called "American" and treated like a BR on other versions of crossfire
77: You know your team sucks if one of the teammates naded themselves by mistake
78: You think that the GP/EXP rates are reasonable
79: You spend most of your time on the forums, not the game itself
80: You gained most of your ZP from surveys are free offers
81: Everyone hates you OVER A GAME
82: You were hacked at least 4 times
83: You have more then 250k GP because you don't spend GP for things you don't use
84: You think bullet proof armor is for people who lag and for people who can't stay in cover well. NOT AT ALL for noobs.
85: You miss back when Crossfire was hosted by suba games
86: You LOL'ED at anyone who had the Gatling gun golden version
87: You think Combat arms sucks
88: You think Mission against terror sucks
89: You made mods for Crossfire(Like different kill signs and such)
90: You use a IP hider because you are scared someone will "Report you" and get you banned because you know the most common spots ghosts camp in GM
91: Whenever you join a game, people leave in en la masa
92: when someone tells you to get a life, your first thought is, "I already have 20" And you block them
93: You blocked and ignore 99% percent of all the game's population for obvious reasons
94: When you start playing a different game, everyone recognizes you, and leaves and returns back to crossfire, leaving the entire game empty.
95: you know your pro when you are browsing youtube and find gameplay videos of yourself showing "How to tutorials" Made by other people SPYING on you.
96: You laugh at people who complain about not winning anything from bm
97: You have a significant other in the real world
98: When other gamers pay your parents(Does NOT MATTER if you live in your own house)To drag you away from the game.
99: You get into arguments and do ass loads of 1v1 with Chuck Norris.
100: You are rivals with chuck Norris in game.
wow you took a long time to write that :P -
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Actually I do laugh of people who don't win anything from BM, at glitchers and at hackers (because the IP restriction will fck them over, they already have 20000 reports already). But the single thing I didn't do is play against Chuck Norris
. Google said I can't find him, he will find me. -
it looks ugly when ppl has to scroll right to see what did you wrote...
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