What is your favorite quote(s)?

FocusShift · August 2009

Meh...I'm not much on video game stuff but I like the quote from Bioshock that Andrew Ryan says, "A man chooses, a slave obeys."

iFoolsu · August 2009

Brownstoner " NO U"
=P lol.....
my fav line is Noooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyy.

LiveLyMusic · August 2009

"i Herd u liek MudKipz"

Bloodyfire. · August 2009

"It isn't camping, it is Guerilla Warfare tactics."
~Bloodyfire

FocusShift · August 2009

Bloodyfire. wrote: »

"It isn't camping, it is Guerilla Warfare tactics."
~Bloodyfire

I've had people say that in-game before. It's hilarious.

LiveLyMusic · August 2009

Bloodyfire, wasn't that quote your sig for a while?

Bloodyfire. · August 2009

It was, I haven't heard anyone use it until I said it

Do you remember if it was people from the clan iTeam saying it? Their names would have been like iHobo, iFake, etc.

DPloy · August 2009

"I try to live my life normally even though I am french" [GM] Light

zooM-_^ · August 2009

REMOVED

[Edited by Greycloak: completely inappropriate quote removed]

[Greycloak] · August 2009

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move" Douglas Adams

PanteraDBD · August 2009

"Don't order a drink for the road, because the road is already laid out"
-Flip Wilson

notfound404 · August 2009

"listen assh0le! im gonna read my bullsh1t and you're gonna listen it, its not gonna change because your a d1ck, in fact thats exactly why this is happening."
-Crackbone

idejebannaW · August 2009

"Wassup fellas?" -Wannabejedi

whats up guys?

[MOD]D34d3y3 · August 2009

Wannabejedi wrote: »

"Wassup fellas?" -Wannabejedi

whats up guys?

Who the hell let you in!?

idejebannaW · August 2009

the door was unlocked, so i kinda walked in
*blank expression*

[MOD]D34d3y3 · August 2009

Wannabejedi wrote: »

the door was unlocked, so i kinda walked in
*blank expression*

...oh... I guess that means you can stay.

As for the quotes, my sig says it best.

idejebannaW · August 2009

*gets comfy*
its not like it used to be *streches* but imma sure this forum will get better...

hey, how do you make a sig?

[MOD]D34d3y3 · August 2009

Normal people can't yet. The higher-ups are still messing around with the rep system so sit tight.

idejebannaW · August 2009

...........k
whatever you say, deadeye.
*wanders off, bored*

AMonster · August 2009

These are all from Mitch Hedberg, my favorite comedian.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
"When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was."
"I saw this wino, he was eating g****s. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamous?"
"I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket."
"Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning."
"I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something."
"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread."

BTW why is gra.pes censored?

There are a ton more at http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
Watch out for bad language.

lbrettl · August 2009

"your bothering me, why are you bothering me"

"One day ima just go on a bus and never come back, and when i come back you better be ready" that has to be the funniest XD