Mutant X Mutant! (joke thread xD)

Well, i was thinking, what about a mutant on mutant match?
like, two teams of mutants just punching eachother to the death on merida with an epic music playing while the ravaging green slime flies around and the green hulks just tear the other one's flesh savagely while the maidens silently slash through the back of the dreads who swings their claws in the air doing that air flow sound with the smoker drilling up and screaming to his gang while grabbing the body of an fellow companion.

The hits would be:
-Left click --> smaller damage, faster attacks, like, 50 to 100 damage per hit.
-Right click --> bigger damage, slower attacks, being 200 to 400 damage each.

the power would vary from mutant to mutant, depending on the kind of attack they have.

the matches could be team deathmatch or elimination, on smaller arenas and such =o
with capsules with om nom nom noms made of dead soldiers to make the mutants evolve, wich could be made also by absorbing his fallen teammates