My day on Crossfire.

I got on Crossfire. Got tired of having a sole clan member who was never on. So, I joined a different clan. They wanted to clan war right away. I love to scrim, so I was excited. We play, and lose, a few search and destroys, and decide to play Ghost Mode. I attempt to tell my clan that I'm going to go "afk" for a minute, but since every word is blocked on Crossfire now, it gets censored. I don't know why they do this. They should just have some sort of safety thing you can turn on in options that filters it. Or add "may contain explicit language" to the game rating thing. This game is rated teen after all. And every teen is aware of the word f***. Honestly. It has filters on abbreviations, and even if you tried to have numbers in the word, it's too smart and it censors it. It's ridiculous though when you can't whisper friends anymore because they have the word "fa.k.e" in their name. Or you look like a re*ard because your sentences randomly look like this. "that???? at??? you" Whatever. I come back not too long after the game starts, and I take action. I clutched it for us and killed three of them. This is an easy win, I'm feeling good. Next round starts and low and behold! The one guy that was dead is a haacker. We enjoy the rest of the game being shot in our spawn before we can even move. The "pro" then has the nerve to call us "noobs". I saved replay and whenever I'm not lazy I will report them. Because reporting people has to be so God damned complex. Why can't you just have a report player option when you right click somebody? After the clan war, I was trying to get my assassin badge. Since all I have on this account is a knife, and because I'm, admittedly, too noob to get any kills when put against a room filled with kurkis and katanas, I decided to join a few team death matches and use my pistol. Three rooms in a row there was a speed hacker. Nobody would ever kick, and the few times some brave soul did, it would get denied with something like 4-12. Because everybody playing now-a-days are Brazilian and they don't understand when you say "Please kick the hacker". So, why is this game Crossfire: North America? Apparently it's Universal Crossfire. If you're going to let everybody play, at least do the following: put servers in more places, or create a new server on CF just for high pingers. Or something like that. Because it is quite annoying when you shoot somebody 50 times for 0 damage, but they can shoot you just fine. Or when they lag so bad that they teleport across the map. Even pathetic low pingers don't kick because they think it's hilarious, or they want the win. I get my badge. A generous 2000 GP. I go to get a crate. Then decide against it because, damn, those crates suck. I figured it out that if you were to look at all those boxes, to make a circle, there could only be 10 of them. There's no way that you spin those things 20 times and you can't land on the prize once. Impossible. They also are cheap with what they give you. 20 dollars spent on crates to get a bunch of lousy GP? Damn. So, I decide to do missions. I look at the three options. I see the same sh*t we always get. Port, Sub Base, Sub Base, Port, Eagle Eye. I'm bored with those maps. So I get fed up and log off.

Moral of the story? Crossfire is trash.