funniest QQ youve ever heard?

R_STORM · June 2011

This was from a Captain KIK R STORM
ME Y
hAQ
THOMPSON
LOW PING [mine is 10 btw]
MY f8 keybind reply SEND REPLAY OR STUUFUU
and all the legit players onboard im sure everyone has had more than their share of total nonsense
Besides being booted

Apposite · June 2011

Calling me lagger.. when my ping is theirs divided by 10

MrVu1 · June 2011

You know the humiliation kill of jumping with an awm from a high place, make a 360 and kill? Well I finally managed to do it, but got kicked for aimbot, even if they saw me trying and failing for 3 the 3 previous rounds

zephyr199 · June 2011

I love being called a ha.cker for using a m60. Especially if I get anymore than one kill in a row.

Second, I love being called a "M60 Nub/noob". I mean have you tried to use that gun, it's not easy!

AntiMusic · June 2011

WarhawkALT78 wrote: »

I like you're name!!! and you're clan name!! can i join please! http://clan.z8games.com/charstat_cf.aspx?usn=7064239

lol, nice fake account =.= gotta search for clan "farmer" =.=

lbrettl · June 2011

EatMyFragMC wrote: »

haha that really anoy me i killed a guy before whilst doing mission on sub base and i killed him fro behind he goes "omg noob killed from back" i replied " sorry ill let you live and kill my mates then plant the bomb and win the round"

I have my macro for f5 set to "HEY IM BEHIND YOU!! IMA KILL YOU!!" i just spam that before i shoot

SlipWolf · June 2011

I have a lot of Screen shots of this.. SO I picked out some good ones.

SlipWolf · June 2011

13

Kopite_07 · June 2011

lbrettl wrote: »

When people cry "back ra,per" it just makes me laugh

Its like they think ima stop and type their name and tell them im behind them..

LMAO... so true !

xPeeka_x · June 2011

I almost died laughing when he said ipack. Due to the fact ive never heard it before and it was way off.

I get "I pee racks" a lot lately.

...lul

Jokahr · June 2011

· Spawn Noob
· Reload Noob
· SAS Noob
· ZP Noob (He/she was running around with Spop and Kriss but hey I'm the ZP "Noob" xD)
· Headset Noob
oh and the funniest:
· X-Ray Noob (lmao)

ju87d · June 2011

I shoot a guy with m12s - he says : m12 nooob !!!
then I shoot him with K2 from back : back re-aper noob !!!
and I saw him reloading and kill him with axe he says: WTH U GONNA DO NEXT ??? Je_rk on me ???

.... I was crying .........

ThePassword · June 2011

"Yo Kid get the **** off my internet."
"Is your name Danny?"
"no? Why the hell did you ask that?"
"Because Im using Danny's internet, Guess im not using your's."

and
"This guy must be white, kick him."
"I didnt notice I walked into the Detroit server..."

LuisPT23 · June 2011

Pls dont report me for lag !!

A mad turk player, wanna report me cuz i lag (57 ping)

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9932/aasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/5092/dddddddddddddddddddddddbq.jpg
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1183/ddsdsi.jpg
http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/1241/dsdsdtv.jpg
http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/7224/looooolrc.jpg
http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3461/qwqww.jpg
http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/2766/sdsdsdd.jpg

RawrJafrikan · June 2011

This:

Really did make my day. The rest of the posts made by others besides Giggle, Mayple, and Kate... How are those funny in anyway? Looks like just blatant QQ... not really funny.

HaNnoOoO0 · June 2011

Was playing SND thy other day, and some randy kid was like : "40 you farmer, 33-4 omg you suck"

LaztNinja123 · June 2011

SlipWolf wrote: »

13

:O!
What kind of deagle is it? Is it real or just a modded skin?

ComeForDeath · June 2011

Really old pic. I thought it was funny.

Apposite · June 2011

lbrettl wrote: »

When people cry "back ra,per" it just makes me laugh

Its like they think ima stop and type their name and tell them im behind them..

"EH YO bret, i'm behind you. Come on man, turn around so i can start shooting"

0hh · June 2011

And fun fact! Guess what Rex knows how to do!

nucksfan123 · June 2011

Noob whispers me

Noob- give me ur account and i give u zp
me- *i give him smiley account info*
noob- *after 10 or so min im still in lobby* that not u account i ban 4 fraud

anooobie · June 2011

noob: he has a knive on his ak , kik the noob hacker
me: the gun is called ak 47 knive
noob: haha there is no ak knive in crossfire nooooob
me: omg...

unfortunately i dont have a screenshot

Pr0Mortal · June 2011

reddeath68 wrote: »

i played this nub almost a year ago in downtown map in a plain match was owning him with my roughly 45 ping and he proceeded to call me a br and said that only br's hacked and i must have hacks so i must a be a br i was like what a rere

yea i get that alot as well..another good one:

-QQer- "i would own you in a 1on1.."
-me- " kk you pick the map and mode.."
-QQer- " umm...i dont have time for you noob..."

thats a personal fav

Yellow_Radio · June 2011

this guy called me a son of a virgin does that count?

rCaliberGX · June 2011

I got kicked for one hitting with AWM, and everyone was either 2nd lt. or above. -_-

bldSAINT · June 2011

ComeForDeath wrote: »

Really old pic. I thought it was funny.

LMAO. This almost made me fall out of my chair =/

RawrJafrikan · June 2011

Mr_Troll wrote: »

LMAO. This almost made me fall out of my chair =/

This pic made me laugh a lil.

ChocDrizzle · June 2011

QQer: Omg HACK
Me: ya
QQer: HAhAHA I TRICK U

zyphh · June 2011

"i have a probleman in a mouse. u noobs"

I don't know if that classifies as QQ though.

bldSAINT · June 2011

To bad I don't have screen clipping. This was in Alaska. I'm Valens

NOOB - OMG what a waller. He shot me thru wall!
Valens - Dude, u were in the middle of the map and in the open
NOOB- But you still hack! You 1 hit!
Valens - It's called AWM
NOOB - How come I can't 1 hit with it?
Valens - You actually need to aim and hit the person
NOOB- OMG he killed me again! He switched his knife/gun so fast that a hack!
Valens - It's called a quick scope
NOOB - F this sh!t
NOOB - Whatever, you hacker noob. How are you 42-3 in alaska then?
Valens - I killed 42 players and died 3 times? Not that hard.
NOOB - STFU

-NOOB has left-

I memorized this because it was so funny. At least I thought so...

funniest QQ youve ever heard?

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