funniest QQ youve ever heard?

Pr0Mortal · June 2011

(spin off thread from doctors)

mine happend today..some kid was QQing cause i was bhoping and cried i was a cheater lol

Giggletron · June 2011

"Im going to report you, [MOD]Giggletron is my friend. Hes on my xfire!"

Pr0Mortal · June 2011

[MOD]Giggletron wrote: »

"Im going to report you, [MOD]Giggletron is my friend. Hes on my xfire!"

XD i just peed myself lol

Jigabob · June 2011

oh you should've seen this guy raging at me on the d-x-t- vip forums. said i was trash for using hacks. what a hypocrite.

godmorgen · June 2011

Some one said, that it was my fault, that he lacked...

]Karl · June 2011

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ImpureWorld · June 2011

"i report u to z8 police noob hek"

Yeah... Z8 Police. Wtf.

Another one:
I kicked some turk he was like 1-14 in S&D with a M12 and he was 2nd Lt.
He told me the following words:
"I report to Z8 noob, i know Saidan (that's how he spelled his name)".

wXIw · June 2011

" I am admin, I will ban you "
" I will report you, BR NOOB "
" Kick the noob BR "
" Look at his level, kick the hack "
" OMG, all heads. Kick aimbot "
" WDF, OMG AIMBOT!!! "
" LOOK AT HIS LEVEL NOOBS, HE HACKS. "

And many more similar to these...

** MY QQ ** My only concern is if I get reported, and my Honorable Soldier Riboon gets away, because sometimes, I do some weird stuff and I act like I have a Wallhack.

lbrettl · June 2011

When people cry "back ra,per" it just makes me laugh

Its like they think ima stop and type their name and tell them im behind them..

Pr0Mortal · June 2011

just had one happen in game..from a clan with the biggest egos ever.." i just love how you tank a de clip.." then u look and they have armor too lol

Pr0Mortal · June 2011

lbrettl wrote: »

When people cry "back ra,per" it just makes me laugh

Its like they think ima stop and type their name and tell them im behind them..

rofl msg2tru

tomtom12121 · June 2011

lbrettl wrote: »

When people cry "back ra,per" it just makes me laugh

Its like they think ima stop and type their name and tell them im behind them..

TRUE!
'It's like o sorry I was meant to announce my presence?

I get called a 'pinger' for having 10-18 ping idk what pinger is.

LaztNinja123 · June 2011

lbrettl wrote: »

When people cry "back ra,per" it just makes me laugh

Its like they think ima stop and type their name and tell them im behind them..

hahhah

msg2short

WaaaaZ · June 2011

Same, I lol @ people who QQ @ back ****rs.

Anyway, my best QQ:
"I am mod on crossfire i will hak account and sell all your guns, mwuhahaha"

Danah · June 2011

Funniest one was Polleus and a bunch of forumers crying I`d be using an auto trigger bot...

twistedF · June 2011

winning?

CookieMunzta · June 2011

The latter wasn't QQ, but lol worthy nonetheless.

lbrettl wrote: »

When people cry "back ra,per" it just makes me laugh

Its like they think ima stop and type their name and tell them im behind them..

That's pretty much my nickname for you.

Fugging ninja you are -_-

:rolleyes:

reddeath68 · June 2011

i played this nub almost a year ago in downtown map in a plain match was owning him with my roughly 45 ping and he proceeded to call me a br and said that only br's hacked and i must have hacks so i must a be a br i was like what a rere

eXcj · June 2011

well,actually,i dont like when sum1 QQ's,cuz of that i get kicked from sum guy who has like 3 13 and he vote kick's me,so i really dont laugh at all at crying,but i want to tell that there are so many ******ed dumb f*cks that like just pm me:,,im know jou are hak,kick jou,haking n00b,ounly hedshott,i now report''

wtf?!

mihai299 · June 2011

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mihai299 · June 2011

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MaypleSyrup · June 2011

Mum moved the mouse? lolol?

mihai299 · June 2011

Clanu_-[RO]*DEJ-_ recruit membars......BOY GIVE APPLY

iwrnr · June 2011

Idiot cry baby: bla bla bla at someone else
Me: Keep your mouth shot noob/idiot, etc. (don't remember exactly what I said)
Idiot cry baby: QQ

arammann · June 2011

Once ive been called "NOOB NADE" (but not for teamkill),

:D

NK710 · June 2011

ha my funniest QQ was from a turk kid when i killed him he called me sun of the beach ROFL

xAnchorite1 · June 2011

haha mine would have to be

clanmate:i lyke your dress
me:i lyk your panties
this kid:can i join your clan
me:no
him:FAWK YOUR MOTHER YOU STUPID LITTLE CHOIR BOY

Giggletron · June 2011

'Wizard wrote:

;2230071']winning?

Lmao, you know that was a joke xD

Ive only ever raged hard once

taeyeoNNNNNN · June 2011

funniest I've heard was

(spin off thread from doctors)

mine happend today..some kid was QQing cause i was bhoping and cried i was a cheater lol

IMyerZ · June 2011

lbrettl wrote: »

When people cry "back ra,per" it just makes me laugh

Its like they think ima stop and type their name and tell them im behind them..

haha that really anoy me i killed a guy before whilst doing mission on sub base and i killed him fro behind he goes "omg noob killed from back" i replied " sorry ill let you live and kill my mates then plant the bomb and win the round"

KDuane · June 2011

Yeah, being called a waller for killing a ghost charging me without a bhop comes to mind as the most absurd. I also remember one ghost who wasn't bhopping did a quick stop and got picked off by one of my team. He instantly started wailing about 'kika he can see ghosts". Even the other ghosts started laughing at him, and told him they saw him too.

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