Ridiculous offers presents:Spas-12 Advanced!!
The new and improved!! Spas-12!!
Features
A larger clip!(So you can spam even more without having to reload!)
More power behind every blast!(So you can be sure that you kill your foes!)
Faster firing rate!(So you can pwn that mutant that keeps humping you in every MM game!)
Lighter frame!(So you can run faster then the mutants every time!)
Lower recoil!(That way each shotgun blast is more on target!)
More starting ammunition!(So you can spam Even longer!)
And a sleek black paint job!
And it just starts at a shockingly low price of just 2500ZP Per week! Thats right!! Only 2500ZP per week!
But wait! theres MORE!!
If you add a other 1000zp to your tab now we will add in a free:
Silencer
Dot sight scope(So you can nail that sniper at long range!)
And a free grenade launcher!!
Fine print: Any injuries or death caused by this product is caused the the consumer and the consumer alone:
All malfunctions include but not limited to:
Jamming: Randomly not shooting properly)
Randomly disappearing bullets
Randomly slower rate of fire
Randomly 1/100 of normal damage is inflicted
Randomly screams "I AM A NOOB SHOTGUN USER!" that can be heard anywhere..
Randomly absorbs 20 of your Health points
And many others that remain unlisted.
The price starts off as 2500Zp per week for the first two weeks then it goes up to 5000Zp per week for the next 3 weeks and after that goes up to 20000Zp per week
The power is the 0.5% higher then the normal Spas-12
The rate of fire is 0.1 times faster then the normal Spas-12
The silencer reduces noise by 1.5%
The dot sight scope does not zoom in at all but gives you a dot to aim with
The It gives 10 shells extra for every battle
It makes you 5% faster however you are never faster then a mutant or zombie.
The grenade launcher comes with no ammo, and makes you 50% slower.
SO ORDER YOURS TODAY WHILE THEIR STILL IN STOCK!
ONLY 1000 LEFT SO CALL TODAY!
Call 1-800-872-38627 to order!!
I REPEAT! ORDER YOURS TODAY AT 1-800-872-38627!
1-800-872-38627!
1-800-872-38627!!
(note to mod: If there is something wrong with posting phone numbers(Or this number is a real working number, Please replace them with " 1-800-ura-dumas " Please)
Features
A larger clip!(So you can spam even more without having to reload!)
More power behind every blast!(So you can be sure that you kill your foes!)
Faster firing rate!(So you can pwn that mutant that keeps humping you in every MM game!)
Lighter frame!(So you can run faster then the mutants every time!)
Lower recoil!(That way each shotgun blast is more on target!)
More starting ammunition!(So you can spam Even longer!)
And a sleek black paint job!
And it just starts at a shockingly low price of just 2500ZP Per week! Thats right!! Only 2500ZP per week!
But wait! theres MORE!!
If you add a other 1000zp to your tab now we will add in a free:
Silencer
Dot sight scope(So you can nail that sniper at long range!)
And a free grenade launcher!!
Fine print: Any injuries or death caused by this product is caused the the consumer and the consumer alone:
All malfunctions include but not limited to:
Jamming: Randomly not shooting properly)
Randomly disappearing bullets
Randomly slower rate of fire
Randomly 1/100 of normal damage is inflicted
Randomly screams "I AM A NOOB SHOTGUN USER!" that can be heard anywhere..
Randomly absorbs 20 of your Health points
And many others that remain unlisted.
The price starts off as 2500Zp per week for the first two weeks then it goes up to 5000Zp per week for the next 3 weeks and after that goes up to 20000Zp per week
The power is the 0.5% higher then the normal Spas-12
The rate of fire is 0.1 times faster then the normal Spas-12
The silencer reduces noise by 1.5%
The dot sight scope does not zoom in at all but gives you a dot to aim with
The It gives 10 shells extra for every battle
It makes you 5% faster however you are never faster then a mutant or zombie.
The grenade launcher comes with no ammo, and makes you 50% slower.
SO ORDER YOURS TODAY WHILE THEIR STILL IN STOCK!
ONLY 1000 LEFT SO CALL TODAY!
Call 1-800-872-38627 to order!!
I REPEAT! ORDER YOURS TODAY AT 1-800-872-38627!
1-800-872-38627!
1-800-872-38627!!
(note to mod: If there is something wrong with posting phone numbers(Or this number is a real working number, Please replace them with " 1-800-ura-dumas " Please)
Comments
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Even though the OP is just a pathetic little spammer, making fake suggestions, I thought I would add this to the thread. That way when they lock it, there will at least be some quality to it.
(click to enlarge)
And before the next noob opens his big mouth without doing the research, yes, you can put a suppressor a shotgun as well.
My Suggestions: Ak-47 Custom FN Five-seveN Custom Glock-18 Adv. M110 s.a.s.s. M4A1 Masterkey MAC 10 Suppressed XM110 Spec-ops -
Even though the OP is just a pathetic little spammer, making fake suggestions, I thought I would add this to the thread. That way when they lock it, there will at least be some quality to it.
(click to enlarge)
And before the next noob opens his big mouth without doing the research, yes, you can put a suppressor a shotgun as well.
My Suggestions: Ak-47 Custom FN Five-seveN Custom Glock-18 Adv. M110 s.a.s.s. M4A1 Masterkey MAC 10 Suppressed XM110 Spec-ops
Frecklez what does a suppressor do to the spread of a shotgun? I seen shotguns being fired with silencers, but I don't know what happens...
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xSengchanhx wrote: »Frecklez what does a suppressor do to the spread of a shotgun? I seen shotguns being fired with silencers, but I don't know what happens...Well, in the case of buckshot, the muzzle shape and the velocity determine the shape of the cone. First of all, a suppressed shotgun requires subsonic shells in order to be effectively suppressed. Without it, the suppressor would only lower the sound by 5 dB. Subsonic shells have a lower velocity than regular 12 guage shells, so it will create a bigger cone. However, the suppressor not only lengthens the barrel, but also narrows the muzzle, narrowing the shape of the cone.
In short, I don't think that there is a dramatic change in the spread.
My Suggestions: Ak-47 Custom FN Five-seveN Custom Glock-18 Adv. M110 s.a.s.s. M4A1 Masterkey MAC 10 Suppressed XM110 Spec-ops -
Well, in the case of buckshot, the muzzle shape and the velocity determine the shape of the cone. First of all, a suppressed shotgun requires subsonic shells in order to be effectively suppressed. Without it, the suppressor would only lower the sound by 5 dB. Subsonic shells have a lower velocity than regular 12 guage shells, so it will create a bigger cone. However, the suppressor not only lengthens the barrel, but also narrows the muzzle, narrowing the shape of the cone.
In short, I don't think that there is a dramatic change in the spread.
srsly dude you are getting rather silly now, trying to make them put a silencer on prettymuch everything. I'm not saying its not possible but geez whats next?
a silenced grenade or something i guess -
srsly dude you are getting rather silly now, trying to make them put a silencer on prettymuch everything. I'm not saying its not possible but geez whats next?
a silenced grenade or something i guess
My Suggestions: Ak-47 Custom FN Five-seveN Custom Glock-18 Adv. M110 s.a.s.s. M4A1 Masterkey MAC 10 Suppressed XM110 Spec-ops -
Oh he is COMPLETELY Jelly...
"Sweet rims, 24 gauge...You're reeaaaalllly heavy duty. Just like my friend here! *BOOM!* -
Even though the OP is just a pathetic little spammer, making fake suggestions, I thought I would add this to the thread. That way when they lock it, there will at least be some quality to it.
(click to enlarge)
And before the next noob opens his big mouth without doing the research, yes, you can put a suppressor a shotgun as well.
My Suggestions: Ak-47 Custom FN Five-seveN Custom Glock-18 Adv. M110 s.a.s.s. M4A1 Masterkey MAC 10 Suppressed XM110 Spec-ops
First of all: I make these things on purpose to make people LAUGH
Seconds of all: Trololololol
Third of all: What the f*ck is wrong with you!? Posting your idea on MY THREAD!
Forth of all: IF you don't like it GET THE F*CK OFF MY THREAD!
"cries"
At least I supported your ideas.. -
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Asskicker666 wrote: »First of all: I make these things on purpose to make people LAUGH
Seconds of all: Trololololol
Third of all: What the f*ck is wrong with you!? Posting your idea on MY THREAD!
Forth of all: IF you don't like it GET THE F*CK OFF MY THREAD!First of all, the suggestion board is for serious suggestions, and not for laughs. If you wanted laughs, you should have posted it on the Off-topics board.
Second, the reason why I posted it here, was to turn YOUR trollololol thread into a serious suggestion thread.
And third, you don't like being serious about your suggestions, get off the suggestions board.
My Suggestions: Ak-47 Custom FN Five-seveN Custom Glock-18 Adv. M110 s.a.s.s. M4A1 Masterkey MAC 10 Suppressed XM110 Spec-ops -
First of all, the suggestion board is for serious suggestions, and not for laughs. If you wanted laughs, you should have posted it on the Off-topics board.
Second, the reason why I posted it here, was to turn YOUR trollololol thread into a serious suggestion thread.
And third, you don't like being serious about your suggestions, get off the suggestions board.
My Suggestions: Ak-47 Custom FN Five-seveN Custom Glock-18 Adv. M110 s.a.s.s. M4A1 Masterkey MAC 10 Suppressed XM110 Spec-ops
These suggestions are not leaving until a mod bans me.
BAN ME OHH MIGHTY BANNER!!
Go away and let me cry in peace
EDIT:Post your serious ideas in YOUR threads not mine. -
Asskicker666 wrote: »First of all: I make these things on purpose to make people LAUGH
Seconds of all: Trololololol
Third of all: What the f*ck is wrong with you!? Posting your idea on MY THREAD!
Forth of all: IF you don't like it GET THE F*CK OFF MY THREAD!
"cries"
At least I supported your ideas..
Its okay.. they're just jealous, could you try to advertise something about a knife shooting lasers
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