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You need some guidance!
An Englishman a Frechman and an American and an Indian, are all looking down from the Eiffel Tower.
The Frenchman throws some bottles of wine off the top.
"is all good" he says "we can afford it"
the American throws hand-fulls of burgers off the top.
"is all good" he says "we can afford it"
And the Indian says to the Englishman
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So there are three guys one is Polish, one is black, and one is Mexican. They jump off a tall building, who hits the ground first?
The black guy. Because the Mexican stop to write graphedy on the wall, and the Polish guy got lost on the way down! LOL!(Not be racist it's a joke my Dad told me) -
Q: What do you do when a Polish guy throws a grenade at you?
A: You take of the pin and throw it back
Q: How many CF Playing Raging QQing Brazillian kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 500 1 to hold the lightbulb 399,to turn the house, and 100 to yell affs,porra, fdp when they mess up -
DUKEofPORK wrote: »You need some guidance!
An Englishman a Frechman and an American and an Indian, are all looking down from the Eiffel Tower.
The Frenchman throws some bottles of wine off the top.
"is all good" he says "we can afford it"
the American throws hand-fulls of burgers off the top.
"is all good" he says "we can afford it"
And the Indian says to the Englishman
"you can fu.ck right off!"
LOL
Only British people would get that
Racist humour
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Random Joke : A blonde takes a seat on an airplane. The stewards ask her to move back to Third class, but she replies "I payed for the ticket, I can sit where-ever I want!".
The stewards then get another steward. The steward whispers into the blondes ear, and immediately the blonde gets up and moves back to Third Class.
When the first stewards ask what she said, she replied " I told her First Class isn't going to Chicago."
Randomly thought of this, went on while I was typing :rolleyes: -
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Random Joke : A blonde takes a seat on an airplane. The stewards ask her to move back to Third class, but she replies "I payed for the ticket, I can sit where-ever I want!".
The stewards then get another steward. The steward whispers into the blondes ear, and immediately the blonde gets up and moves back to Third Class.
When the first stewards ask what she said, she replied " I told her First Class isn't going to Chicago."
Randomly thought of this, went on while I was typing :rolleyes:
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CookieMunzta wrote: »
Youre bad...
Fail link and i wasnt going to ruin the fact that that joke is all over google
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[MOD]Giggletron wrote: »LOL
Only British people would get that
Racist humour
Are we not English?
An Arab walks into the bar with a pig under his arm.
The bartender says "Where did you get that swine"
And the pig answered "He bought me in the market"
I repeat myself:) -
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