Post things that don't make sense/defy the laws of physics
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OrderOfAvian wrote: »a new thing that has come to me.
Why on earth would a solider/terrorist say FLASH GRENADEEE/FIRE IN THE HOLE when their in the middle in a war. that would also give out what their using.
The worst is the DOUBLE KILL/MULTI KILL/ULTRAA KILL!!!111!.
ofc, you would obviously be the COOLEST in your squad. :P
They say it in radio so their team is aware...
You wouldn't just throw in a flash and expect your team to know, especially if they were on the other side of the "level".
It makes sense.
And the killstreaks are just fun add-in's to make you feel baller. UNBREAKABLEEEEEEEEEE. -
Bhopping
Its physically not possible... Ive tried itbhoping in real life, which ive done..... or u corner glitch in a corner at school,... which ive done (almost fell and sc****d knee adn got laughed at by teachers and students)
what is wrong with you guys?
also everyone knows to bunny hope u need to be weilding an axe or a knife and jump backwards....jking =D
as for the corner glitch if it was a crate why wouldnt u just hide in it? -
ohhh your toe has some blood flowing on there doesn't it? xD
the shovel is just poisoned :rolleyes:
Oh well that makes sense.
Another thing...the aim Luck has. ITS DEFYING THE LAW! Even God RQs. He doesn't deserve that sexy M4A1
What about ghosts? Mutants. Not dying from a 100 meter fall. -
Things that don't make sense/defy logic:
Invisibility
Jumping into 2 inches of water and not getting a scratch
That a slash with an axe does waaay more damage than a slash with a katana
That you can have 100+ bullets packed into guns and still carry them around
The fact that brazilians are still allowed to play crossfire
That it takes 3-8 bullet shots to the chest to kill a guy
That people aren't slowed down after they've just been shot like 5 times
That you can magically go into a box by stepping on its corner really fast
That people can push you through a wall and make you plummet to your death
That a touch by a slimy green mutant makes you become one of them in a snap
That you can magically change your mutant's gender by selecting the Maiden mutant after you have been mutated
And last but not least...
Where do those skinny spops hide their gatling guns/pistols/axes/grenades? In their panties? -
Things that don't make sense/defy logic:
Invisibility
Jumping into 2 inches of water and not getting a scratch
That a slash with an axe does waaay more damage than a slash with a katana
That you can have 100+ bullets packed into guns and still carry them around
The fact that brazilians are still allowed to play crossfire
That it takes 3-8 bullet shots to the chest to kill a guy
That people aren't slowed down after they've just been shot like 5 times
That you can magically go into a box by stepping on its corner really fast
That people can push you through a wall and make you plummet to your death
That a touch by a slimy green mutant makes you become one of them in a snap
That you can magically change your mutant's gender by selecting the Maiden mutant after you have been mutated
And last but not least...
Where do those skinny spops hide their gatling guns/pistols/axes/grenades? In their panties?
invisability involves bending of light waves which their currently working on now
axe has to do with blunt impact as apposed to accurate slicing in the civil war they used blunt ended blades to cause more damage to keep soldiers off the fields for longer
br's will be aloud forever because all the devs and gm care about is the money and br's make up about 50% of their income(and besides they dont have to play with them they have their own beta server)
people can countinue with 5-8 bullets in the chest depending on where they hit
people arnt slowed down in real life due to the adrenaline in their system
mutants touch is probably because it spreads the mutagent through ur blood by way of open would caused by their claws or their fist breaking the skin -
when you get killed after priming a grenade. (pulling out the pin) and it doesn't explode after your death.
people who breathe so loud you can hear them 25 ft away.
every pistol but deagle and anaconda being crap. (so far)
people running around with sniper rifles quickscoping. (this is impossible to do IRL)
how every german police officer is black. (no offense) -
how every german police officer is black. (no offense)
my day is made
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^how there is a assault team made entirely out of high ranking officers.
how a random soldier knows how to defuse a bomb under 10 seconds.
double jump.
hear movement through walls.
how people can get randomly transported from the battle field into the lobby via f11
how soldiers battle using only knives, axes, shovels, and katanas and no guns -
1of300sparta wrote: »how soldiers battle using only knives, axes, shovels, and katanas and no guns
now think about that for a second.....
think really hard...... it makes sense it's just not going to happen.
Both opposing soldiers fighting could have been put in an arena (see what I'm doing here)
and have been given only a knife/axe/shovel/katana and no gun.
Maybe they were drugged up with a date rap.e drug, Rohypnol or something with similar effects that makes them wake up at the same time, are told to fight to live. Wazam. You have arena melee only
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reddeath68 wrote: »invisability involves bending of light waves which their currently working on now
axe has to do with blunt impact as apposed to accurate slicing in the civil war they used blunt ended blades to cause more damage to keep soldiers off the fields for longer
br's will be aloud forever because all the devs and gm care about is the money and br's make up about 50% of their income(and besides they dont have to play with them they have their own beta server)
people can countinue with 5-8 bullets in the chest depending on where they hit
people arnt slowed down in real life due to the adrenaline in their system
mutants touch is probably because it spreads the mutagent through ur blood by way of open would caused by their claws or their fist breaking the skin
aloud? hehe -
I do wish you could turn friendly fire on. It is kinda dumb that you can shoot the hell out of a guy and he's ok as long as he's on your team. But it does make sense because griefers would just come and shoot everybody on their team to pi.ss people off. The hackers are bad enough, that would just be ret.arded.
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when you get killed after priming a grenade. (pulling out the pin) and it doesn't explode after your death.
how every german police officer is black. (no offense)
some1 mentioned before that these type of grenades have a button/area they hold down until it's thrown to keep it from exploding. -
now think about that for a second.....
think really hard...... it makes sense it's just not going to happen.
Both opposing soldiers fighting could have been put in an arena (see what I'm doing here)
and have been given only a knife/axe/shovel/katana and no gun.
Maybe they were drugged up with a date rap.e drug, Rohypnol or something with similar effects that makes them wake up at the same time, are told to fight to live. Wazam. You have arena melee only
true story
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