this is getting rather rediculous

An Arab walks into the bar with a pig under his arm.
The bartender says "Where did you get that swine"
And the pig answered "He bought me in the market"

A smart blond, a dumb blond, and Santa are playing poker. Who wins?

The dumb blond, because the other two don't exist.


-I have nothing against blondes. Only a joke. ;D

DUKEofPORK wrote: »

Tis getting funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVBEJGHrXk&NR=1&feature=fvwp


An Englishman a Frechman and an American and an Indian, are all looking down from the Eiffel Tower.
The Frenchman throws some bottles of wine off the top.
"is all good" he says "we can afford it"
the American throws hand-fulls of burgers off the top.
"is all good" he says "we can afford it"
And the Indian says to the Englishman
"you can fu.ck right off!"

An English man, a Russian man and Cuban man are all on a train.

The Russian man takes a sip of his best vodka and throws it off the train.
"Plenty more where I come from" He says

The Cuban man takes a puff on one of his finest cigars and throws it off the train.
"Plenty more where I come from"

The English man picks up a Pakistani and throws him off the train.
"Ah plenty more where I come from"

Mr_Shady wrote: »

A smart blond, a dumb blond, and Santa are playing poker. Who wins?

The dumb blond, because the other two don't exist.


-I have nothing against blondes. Only a joke. ;D

L0LHappyFace wrote: »

I do . I fking hate them .

FlickshOt wrote: »

dumb blondes make the best girlfriends.

Blondes are all over me at school, I think I don't like that a little bit since they are in my personal space... X_X

There was a Jew and a Chinaman sitting at the bar drinking.

All of a sudden the Jew turns and punches the Chinaman in the face, knocking him off his stool.

Stunned, the Chinaman gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"

The Jew replies, "That was for Pearl Harbor."

The Chinaman says, "That was the Japanese, I'm Chinese."

The Jew says, "Well you have black hair, squinted eyes, and buckteeth, it's all the same to me."

The Chinaman says "Okay" and sits on his stool and continues drinking.

About a half hour later the Chinaman turns and punches the Jew in the face, knocking him off his stool.

The Jew gets up and says, "What the hell was that for?"

The Chinaman says "That was for the Titanic."

The Jew replies, "The Titanic? That was an iceberg!"

The Chinaman says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Steinberg, it's all the same to me

BamWolf wrote: »

The best joke is the person below me.

Some Humour.

My Man!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhMRJMEJW2k



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