Reasons for being a Noob

Mindrex · March 2011

lucker-noob
sprayer-noob
croucher-noob
jumper-noob
jumpcrouch-noob
walk-noob
idle-noob
bullet-dodger-noob
QQ-noob
backside-killer-noob
lowpinger-noob
highpinger-noob
tr-noob
br-noob
ger-noob
usa-noob
ca-noob
eur-noob
asia-noob
lagger-noob
hacker-noob
waller-noob
chammer-noob
aimbotter-noob
seeghosts-noob
hearghosts-noob
knifeghosts-noob
wallhacker-noob
flyhacker-noob
telekill-noob
***-noob
unrealskill-noob
****-noob
reloadkill-noob
textkill-noob
i-blinked-kill-noob
spammer-noob
lolkill-noob
typing-noob
afk-noob
phonekill-noob
toiletkill-noob
css-noob
quickscope-noob
hardscope-noob
golden-hs-noob
wallshot-noob
egypt-noob
ship-noob
glitcher-noob
bunnyhop-noob
food-noob
eating-noob
bad-day-noob
iwasfapping-noob
headphone-noob
omg-headshot-noob
omg-onehit-noob
omg-mouselag-noob
omg-brainlag-noob
knifer-noob-noob
80-dmg-noob
scar-light-noob
m16-noob
thompson-noob
kriss-noob
m12-noob
m60-noob
awm-noob
m700-noob
shovel-noob
axe-noob
knife-noob
gatling-noob
dragunov-noob
pistol-noob
grenade-noob
smoke-noob
flash-noob
dual-desperados-noob
report-noob
f11-noob
f12-noob
f13-noob
armor-noob
newbie-noob
noob
nub
nop
nib
nab
ahole-noob
gp-gun-noob
spop-noob
star-noob
gsg9-noob
omoh-says-****-reversed-noob
gp-char-noob
generic-fck-you-all
crossfire-player-noob
trainee-noob
freekill-noob
high-rank-farmer-noob
homosexual-noob
woman-noob
kid-noob
forumer-noob
adiga-noob-farmer
clan-player-noob
zp-buyer-noob
badge-farmer-noob
you-killed-farmer-noob
noob-noob
pro-noob

Yup
Do you know more reasons why you called a noob?

AssassinMouse · March 2011

Headphones noob
AK Noob
360 Noob

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crusader13cf · March 2011

Did you write em all O_O?

Sl0wpoke · March 2011

Just to save time everything you ever do will be called noob

GhostArch · March 2011

Camper noob.

It is different because the one who gave me this title was shooting from inside wall.

And you can summarize it all to kill-me-noob. Once you have not kill them many times, you are not a noob. How many people complains a hacker noob in their team?

They are not matured.

TehBasterd · March 2011

omg i just discovered that im a noob! :O

SiGsaueeer · March 2011

I am French so i am not a noob

crusader13cf · March 2011

Ewennnnnn wrote: »

I am French so i am not a noob

Let's add one more reason...

French NOOB!

High_On_Alch · March 2011

"Camping" is a DEFENSIVE tactic/technique... Defensive tactics are used in real life combat, and real life combat has NO RULES.

"Campers" are easily avoided, just don't walk into their trap lol -.-

When you get killed by a "camper", you got killed by someone who uses Sun Tzu's stragity.

B_B_Beast · March 2011

wOoOoOW....this guy is a noob cuz he cant do ****! lol there are skills on there that take time to learn! AND HE CALLS IT NOOB! LOL just stop QQing and complaining...dont take ur anger out on others cuz u suck lol

/thread

one_9 · March 2011

got another one:

name-noob

apparently my IGN is too nooby to have... someone shoot me lol for their stupidity

zephyr199 · March 2011

HsTL_BeAsT wrote: »

wOoOoOW....this guy is a noob cuz he cant do ****! lol there are skills on there that take time to learn! AND HE CALLS IT NOOB! LOL just stop QQing and complaining...dont take ur anger out on others cuz u suck lol

/thread

I really hope that was sarcasm sir.

[dot] · March 2011

*-n??b covers them all

wildcards yo!

bLaaaaackMAN · March 2011

CAMPING isnt noob
camping is the best game play ever
i would like to see those guys who say ''nub camper'' going to a ral life war and not camping

Hezzi · March 2011

I'm all of the above. Except the STAR and SPOP.

KG_Panda · March 2011

You forgot slasher noob when you left click in knife matches. Also what the hell is a hard scope. Is that when you just sit there scoped in?

GhostyTrap · March 2011

I lost track...

SPAZZ3R · March 2011

dam in ca noob

KiwiDek · March 2011

Lol you basically will get called a noob for everything you do in CF. Even if the person that is calling you noob is actually genuinely noob.
Were all noob

D_Phoenix · March 2011

Oh, so I'm a noob? That must mean no-one is a pro anywhere.

My suggestions: Springfield Armory XD .45 ACP

mawer · March 2011

Im too lazy to read all and check if its there but ill say it

zpgun noob
and
bunnyhop noob
and
tanker noob?

zCaptain · March 2011

I think he just got tired of being called noob LOOL hence the post

Just get to Master Sergeant and u can call anyone a n00b too
he he get even

zCaptain · March 2011

Mindrex wrote: »

omoh-says-****-reversed-noob

ROFLMAO

ty for that man

ShEhEnShAh1 · March 2011

Mindrex wrote: »

lucker-noob
sprayer-noob
croucher-noob
jumper-noob
jumpcrouch-noob
walk-noob
idle-noob
bullet-dodger-noob
QQ-noob
backside-killer-noob
lowpinger-noob
highpinger-noob
tr-noob
br-noob
ger-noob
usa-noob
ca-noob
eur-noob
asia-noob
lagger-noob
hacker-noob
waller-noob
chammer-noob
aimbotter-noob
seeghosts-noob
hearghosts-noob
knifeghosts-noob
wallhacker-noob
flyhacker-noob
telekill-noob
***-noob
unrealskill-noob
****-noob
reloadkill-noob
textkill-noob
i-blinked-kill-noob
spammer-noob
lolkill-noob
typing-noob
afk-noob
phonekill-noob
toiletkill-noob
css-noob
quickscope-noob
hardscope-noob
golden-hs-noob
wallshot-noob
egypt-noob
ship-noob
glitcher-noob
bunnyhop-noob
food-noob
eating-noob
bad-day-noob
iwasfapping-noob
headphone-noob
omg-headshot-noob
omg-onehit-noob
omg-mouselag-noob
omg-brainlag-noob
knifer-noob-noob
80-dmg-noob
scar-light-noob
m16-noob
thompson-noob
kriss-noob
m12-noob
m60-noob
awm-noob
m700-noob
shovel-noob
axe-noob
knife-noob
gatling-noob
dragunov-noob
pistol-noob
grenade-noob
smoke-noob
flash-noob
dual-desperados-noob
report-noob
f11-noob
f12-noob
f13-noob
armor-noob
newbie-noob
noob
nub
nop
nib
nab
ahole-noob
gp-gun-noob
spop-noob
star-noob
gsg9-noob
omoh-says-****-reversed-noob
gp-char-noob
generic-fck-you-all
crossfire-player-noob
trainee-noob
freekill-noob
high-rank-farmer-noob
homosexual-noob
woman-noob
kid-noob
forumer-noob
adiga-noob-farmer
clan-player-noob
zp-buyer-noob
badge-farmer-noob
you-killed-farmer-noob
noob-noob
pro-noob

Yup
Do you know more reasons why you called a noob?

LOL!!! Time well spent.

MaypleSyrup · March 2011

SPOPtan wrote: »

"Camping" is a DEFENSIVE tactic/technique... Defensive tactics are used in real life combat, and real life combat has NO RULES.

"Campers" are easily avoided, just don't walk into their trap lol -.-

When you get killed by a "camper", you got killed by someone who uses Sun Tzu's stragity.

or sum1 thats just too p.ussy to fight u face to face

TheWarKiller · March 2011

hearghosts noob??
lol sry no

HyperDaVinci · March 2011

Been called also

UZI-noob
MP5 Adv-noob
Bhopping noob
SWAT-noob
Rusher-noob
M4A1-noob

TomTomDam · March 2011

Hypernamer2 wrote: »

Been called also

UZI-noob
MP5 Adv-noob
Bhopping noob
SWAT-noob
Rusher-noob
M4A1-noob

M4A1, SWAT and MP5 nooby? obviously they're whining because they're getting owned.

TomTomDam · March 2011

QQ = Noob.
BR = Noob.
Hacker = Noob.
Glitcher = Noob.
AFK/Idle = Noob.
Tanker = Noob.
Lagger = Noob.
Farmer = Noob.
Child = Noob.
Knifer in S&D = Noob.
Newbies playing in S&D = Noob.
Axe slasher = Noob.
Spammer = Noob.
Idiot who says account details in lobby = Noob.
Idiot who spams "FREE GP/ZP [insert website here] = Noob.
A person who's not regging for others = Noob.
Someone using a gun that is not for a particular mode (e.g. Gatling in S&D) = Noob.
FPS spiker/lagger = Noob.

Broskiiii · March 2011

Aus Noob

DrixGod · March 2011

Joining a game
Saying in Chat: Hi I'm BOB!
player878: lol noob
player999 :>>>>>>>>>>F11<<<<<<<<<
player999: >>>>>>>>>>F11<<<<<<<<<
player999: >>>>>>>>>>F11<<<<<<<<<

You have been kicked by vote.

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