What Really Grinds my Gears

You know what really grinds my gears?

Drivers who weave through traffic to get somewhere 1 MINUTE faster. It's like what's the point of risking your time and other's nerves all for the sake of rushing through life to miss out on the simple pleasures? And on a side note, use your blinkers when you change lanes instead of just jumping onto a lane without the proper etiquette.

Thanks, back to you Tom.

Comments

  • Yes, a clearly moved report from Frank there.
    On to the weather now: today was a very nice day with a mediocre amount of sun, but thanks to a lack of wind, temperatures remained nice. Tomorrow we are expecting some clouds with a possibility of rain. The rest of the week will remain pretty much the same, with chances of snow.

    That was all for today, have a nice day, everyone.
  • Phillybear wrote: »
    Yes, a clearly moved report from Frank there.
    On to the weather now: today was a very nice day with a mediocre amount of sun, but thanks to a lack of wind, temperatures remained nice. Tomorrow we are expecting some clouds with a possibility of rain. The rest of the week will remain pretty much the same, with chances of snow.

    That was all for today, have a nice day, everyone.
    First thing that came to mind:

    ollie_williams.jpg
  • News just in...

    A motorist has been headshotted by a crazed reporter after failing to indicate before pulling into another lane. Frank, the gun toting driver, clearly had some gears to grind as witnesses say he was forcing the car behind to drive slowly in an effort to make the victim approximately one minute late to his meeting.

    We have spoken to the victims passenger who states Franks appeared to be taking simple pleasures from driving slowly through the traffic but quite how he managed to quick scope the driver with an awm while driving is beyond him.

    We will bring you more on this unbelievable story as it unfolds.
  • Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a b!tch. Diane.
  • I'm Tom, you idiot.

    Sorry about that, everyone. As you can see some of our collegues here are having a bit of trouble with reading. More about this illiteracy in the following news bulletin.