Sketch faq:

I'm getting a lot of Questions when I am doing things such as; curing diseases, mind controlling the socialist, defeating Chuck Norris in almost everything and, some other boring things.

Sketch how do you do your spray so well? = Practice crossfire about 2 hours a week. (Time Management is important)

Sketch why are you a Gosu at Warcraft-III? = Well... I play 300apm and after my victory at WCG this September I'm considering retiring.

How many children must I eat to become a Gosu? = Many, preferable socialist babies.

When did you realize you were the internet equivalent to Chuck Norris? = Birth.

How much are lessons? = (One) Moving Like Bernie Dance and, three children.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GVRtS18xSk (Moving Like Bernie Dance)

I hope this clears up everything and stops the random PM's.

Thank you, Sketch.

Comments

  • Sawkss wrote: »
    thanks for clearing everything up

    Your welcome, buddy.
  • Look at how this fagg.ot spells fa.ggots. (Grammar of Connor)
  • canadians are F4GG0TS

    Ban for by-passing the censor.
  • I've known this guy for a very long time and have witnessed far too much to even put into words.

    Every time I have tried to approach someone about the truth behind sketch, they have turned their back and continued to **** ride sketch, giving all chat logs we have discussed. This includes an z8games writer, somerandy, who promised to keep our chats confidential but then copy-pastes all of our discussions to sketch and continues to **** ride him.

    sketch is a sick ****, and it's saddening to see so many oblivious minds **** riding him constantly as he msg's you to post something for him, either it be attacking someone or praising himself... and the sad part is you do it. I see people praising sketch as if he is a ****ing god, without knowing the actual truth behind is sick ****ing acts.

    Lets start off by clearing these supposed claims by him. That is not his house, and he never inherited any money. sketch is in fact not a wealthy working man. He earns his money in various disgusting ways. All of the money he uses to sponsor the teams is stolen.

    Yes, he uses stolen money to sponsor his teams. Oh no, I must be lying because he inherited 20million dollars and he flies teams out to lan events and stuff! Yea? Well have you ever witnessed ANY amount of proof to his claims? I will go ahead and keep a huge source of mine private, but he has been known to associate with sketch and is a very known player in this community. Being a good friend of his we were able to solve sketch's actual methods of obtaining money.

    The first way is sketch uses stolen european paypals to send large amounts of cash, anywhere from $400 to $2000 to innocent 16 year olds that don't know any better. He asks them to then use the stolen money to illegally purchase WoW gold, then dispute the transaction after sketch receives it. In about 2 days the actual owner of the paypal account will dispute the payments. This leaves the innocent kid at a HUGE negative paypal balance, sketch with the WoW gold and the money, and the company out of the money too.

    But this is probably the most basic way he earns some of it. Another, which was brought to me by my friend I spoke of earlier, is similar but doesn't include virtual or fake money. sketch uses these stolen paypals in association with other people to purchase mass amounts of electronics. He is then paid by the others to ship these boxes through his house, extending the trail of the items making it harder to track their destination, for $100 per box. It's ok to question how I came to know this, but the person I mentioned earlier was asked by sketch to do this previously. He shipped 3 boxes (filled with stolen electronics) for a total of $300, and of course sketch takes 1/3rd of it.

    There's a lot more to it, but it is only speculation so I will only tell you what I have solid facts and evidence of.

    Now lets go to the other side of sketch, the sick pedophile that you guys seem to accept in this community.

    I don't care if he sponsors top cf teams in this community with stolen money, he is a sick ****ing person. By using his supposed "power" in this community with his team and stolen money, he somehow convinces oblivious 14/15/16 year olds, who apparently don't know better, to show them his junk on cam. He promises them roster rides, money, electronics, and etc. It's sad to have witnessed so many innocent kids to fall for his tricks, even ending up with nothing. I mean, why give you anything when you can't speak out against him for exposing your body on cam?
    There are speculations that sketch doesn't only use it for personal use, but that he uses this also as another method to make money, highly illegal.


    So let me ask you this z8games, or should I say cf community, how are you able to accept, even praise a disgusting and sick person such as sketch? Do you not have ANY morals? How would you like your child unknowingly showing his junk on cam to some creep on the internet? God knows what he does with it...

    I know there are some mature, respectful, and honest people in this cf community that can understand how terribly wrong this is. It may only be the older generation that can agree with me, but I really hope that is not the case.

    I understand that this is just the internet, but this relates to real life. It is disgusting, and I can't believe so many of you blindly accept it.

    After spending my time writing up this long post, I really hope it influences some of you to seeing who he really is. I probably won't be online after this post seeing as sketch always acknowledged that I knew the truth behind him and thus him always threatening me by ddosing me during matches or even visiting my house.

    Of course sketch will be starting to send people on steam messages to attack me in this thread, and he will still probably get you to do it. Of course that will include some of the people that are too afraid to speak out against him, knowing what he is able to do, so I decided it was time someone actually called him out on his sick ways. Oh and get ready for some "top" players to start posting against me, because they too are simply **** riding sketch.

    Once again it doesn't matter if he is wealthy and sponsors cf teams. You claim he "betters" the cf community yet in reality he simply rigs the matches, ddosing players in his favor. Oh and it isn't a full ddos, he uses a Shell Booter. A Shell Booter allows him to ping timeout someone for a period of 0 to 120seconds. By doing this he is able to have players ping spike leading to disconnect at times he pleases.

    By the way, I personally have nothing against gays, but I DO have something against pedophiles. It is disgusting.
  • I WANT to believe you, but it seems a little too out there.
  • this has changed me. i leave this room as a new person. thanks.
  • canadians are F4GG0TS

    All you seem to do is going around spamming. Learn anything else?
  • I've known this guy for a very long time and have witnessed far too much to even put into words.

    Every time I have tried to approach someone about the truth behind sketch, they have turned their back and continued to **** ride sketch, giving all chat logs we have discussed. This includes an z8games writer, somerandy, who promised to keep our chats confidential but then copy-pastes all of our discussions to sketch and continues to **** ride him.

    sketch is a sick ****, and it's saddening to see so many oblivious minds **** riding him constantly as he msg's you to post something for him, either it be attacking someone or praising himself... and the sad part is you do it. I see people praising sketch as if he is a ****ing god, without knowing the actual truth behind is sick ****ing acts.

    Lets start off by clearing these supposed claims by him. That is not his house, and he never inherited any money. sketch is in fact not a wealthy working man. He earns his money in various disgusting ways. All of the money he uses to sponsor the teams is stolen.

    Yes, he uses stolen money to sponsor his teams. Oh no, I must be lying because he inherited 20million dollars and he flies teams out to lan events and stuff! Yea? Well have you ever witnessed ANY amount of proof to his claims? I will go ahead and keep a huge source of mine private, but he has been known to associate with sketch and is a very known player in this community. Being a good friend of his we were able to solve sketch's actual methods of obtaining money.

    The first way is sketch uses stolen european paypals to send large amounts of cash, anywhere from $400 to $2000 to innocent 16 year olds that don't know any better. He asks them to then use the stolen money to illegally purchase WoW gold, then dispute the transaction after sketch receives it. In about 2 days the actual owner of the paypal account will dispute the payments. This leaves the innocent kid at a HUGE negative paypal balance, sketch with the WoW gold and the money, and the company out of the money too.

    But this is probably the most basic way he earns some of it. Another, which was brought to me by my friend I spoke of earlier, is similar but doesn't include virtual or fake money. sketch uses these stolen paypals in association with other people to purchase mass amounts of electronics. He is then paid by the others to ship these boxes through his house, extending the trail of the items making it harder to track their destination, for $100 per box. It's ok to question how I came to know this, but the person I mentioned earlier was asked by sketch to do this previously. He shipped 3 boxes (filled with stolen electronics) for a total of $300, and of course sketch takes 1/3rd of it.

    There's a lot more to it, but it is only speculation so I will only tell you what I have solid facts and evidence of.

    Now lets go to the other side of sketch, the sick pedophile that you guys seem to accept in this community.

    I don't care if he sponsors top cf teams in this community with stolen money, he is a sick ****ing person. By using his supposed "power" in this community with his team and stolen money, he somehow convinces oblivious 14/15/16 year olds, who apparently don't know better, to show them his junk on cam. He promises them roster rides, money, electronics, and etc. It's sad to have witnessed so many innocent kids to fall for his tricks, even ending up with nothing. I mean, why give you anything when you can't speak out against him for exposing your body on cam?
    There are speculations that sketch doesn't only use it for personal use, but that he uses this also as another method to make money, highly illegal.


    So let me ask you this z8games, or should I say cf community, how are you able to accept, even praise a disgusting and sick person such as sketch? Do you not have ANY morals? How would you like your child unknowingly showing his junk on cam to some creep on the internet? God knows what he does with it...

    I know there are some mature, respectful, and honest people in this cf community that can understand how terribly wrong this is. It may only be the older generation that can agree with me, but I really hope that is not the case.

    I understand that this is just the internet, but this relates to real life. It is disgusting, and I can't believe so many of you blindly accept it.

    After spending my time writing up this long post, I really hope it influences some of you to seeing who he really is. I probably won't be online after this post seeing as sketch always acknowledged that I knew the truth behind him and thus him always threatening me by ddosing me during matches or even visiting my house.

    Of course sketch will be starting to send people on steam messages to attack me in this thread, and he will still probably get you to do it. Of course that will include some of the people that are too afraid to speak out against him, knowing what he is able to do, so I decided it was time someone actually called him out on his sick ways. Oh and get ready for some "top" players to start posting against me, because they too are simply **** riding sketch.

    Once again it doesn't matter if he is wealthy and sponsors cf teams. You claim he "betters" the cf community yet in reality he simply rigs the matches, ddosing players in his favor. Oh and it isn't a full ddos, he uses a Shell Booter. A Shell Booter allows him to ping timeout someone for a period of 0 to 120seconds. By doing this he is able to have players ping spike leading to disconnect at times he pleases.

    By the way, I personally have nothing against gays, but I DO have something against pedophiles. It is disgusting.

    Don't Expose the truth.