Lessons.
Hey, for more information, xfire me @ zoommang and ask about it, it will be through CASH ONLY and be sure you have more then enough money lying around to do lessons with me.
Individual Lessons:
Swag - This entails in your overall ability to be around people of the human female species and how you can super soak them in the easiest possible way.
Positions - Once you super soak these hoes, they may want to switch positions. I can give you crucial positions to please any woman. Superman, Donkey Punch, it goes everywhere.
Rotations - Obviously you'd have to rotate from position to position. Many males lose their swag by mistakenly rotating awkwardly, thus losing the heat. I can describe the proper way.
Gun use - Every male should know how to use his long bow to the fullest potential.
Clutching - When you have multiple girls around at the same time, you need to talk in the correct fashion to clutch the night. I'll break down the fundamental concepts of clutching for an easy threesome or foursome.
Teamwork - One word can effectively describe this to the fullest potential: Wingman.
Grenade usage - A bro must know when to 'land on a grenade' for another bro. However, if the bro and said grenade actually hit it off and end up in bed together, bro must never speak of said night again.
Prices:
0.5 Hours - $100.00
1.0 Hours - $200.00
1.5 Hours - $300.00
2.0 Hours - $400.00
I'm trusted and already completed or currently on lessons atm!
Again, don't ask me questions in this thread, and please don't spam useless junk in it, xfire me!
also, if you want the lesson much longer then 2 hours, like a month of daily routine lessons or etc., ask me about it in xfire...[more expensive for wasting my time!]
~(By the way, if you somehow don't know me, ask a friend that has a decent amount of knowledge in the competitive scene)~
bro regards,
zoom.
Individual Lessons:
Swag - This entails in your overall ability to be around people of the human female species and how you can super soak them in the easiest possible way.
Positions - Once you super soak these hoes, they may want to switch positions. I can give you crucial positions to please any woman. Superman, Donkey Punch, it goes everywhere.
Rotations - Obviously you'd have to rotate from position to position. Many males lose their swag by mistakenly rotating awkwardly, thus losing the heat. I can describe the proper way.
Gun use - Every male should know how to use his long bow to the fullest potential.
Clutching - When you have multiple girls around at the same time, you need to talk in the correct fashion to clutch the night. I'll break down the fundamental concepts of clutching for an easy threesome or foursome.
Teamwork - One word can effectively describe this to the fullest potential: Wingman.
Grenade usage - A bro must know when to 'land on a grenade' for another bro. However, if the bro and said grenade actually hit it off and end up in bed together, bro must never speak of said night again.
Prices:
0.5 Hours - $100.00
1.0 Hours - $200.00
1.5 Hours - $300.00
2.0 Hours - $400.00
I'm trusted and already completed or currently on lessons atm!
Again, don't ask me questions in this thread, and please don't spam useless junk in it, xfire me!
also, if you want the lesson much longer then 2 hours, like a month of daily routine lessons or etc., ask me about it in xfire...[more expensive for wasting my time!]
~(By the way, if you somehow don't know me, ask a friend that has a decent amount of knowledge in the competitive scene)~
bro regards,
zoom.
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This thread reflects how soem of us felt by reading the post it refers to.
I was like seriously? Nah it must be a joke. Can't he just.find a irl job? I was tempted to ask for half an hour just to see what he could teach me. Obviously wouldn't have paid though. -
Love how people actually take this seriously.
OT: I'm the Love Guru, and I've attained the highest level of enlightenment. I can train you in half the time and guarantee greener, stretchier results.
Rates are variable, and I can only be contacted by running outside and yelling "It's Morphin' Time!" to which I will jump out from behind the nearest large object (yourself included if you happen to be plus sized).
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