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I've decided to become a Forum Moderator here at z8Games, and the mature thing to do here would be to quit my trolling. If you've yet to notice, I've been trolling these forums for a couple years now. My apologies to anyone who has been affected by my trolls, and was forced to go into a fetal position while crying in your beds. I assure you, I am now a respectable member of this forum now.

Since everyone is saying that I'm making too many picture threads/redirecting links to my official picture thread (view here: http://forum.z8games.com/showthread.php?t=123251) , I will now be switching to something a little more formal and just put it in my signature later tonight. If you have any other suggestions to atone for my trolls, feel free to post below.

Well...my goal is to become part of this z8Games' Moderation Team at some point in the near future; therefore, expect to see me playing more, getting extremely fat, gaining an unfathomable amount of acne, working out less, ditching college classes to show dedication, showing more respect towards my fellow forumers, and maybe even slightly more active.

Anyway, hopefully you accept my apology, and wish me future luck.
(written on my DELL PC, so apologies in advance for spelling errors, or grammatical errors)

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p.s.: Along with being a future Moderator, I'm going to be needing an online girlfriend to talk to while I ensure this forum is top-notch and troll-free.

Must be legal, or be able to keep a secret.
Must like long walks among the ventrilo channels under the moonlight.
Must be light-skinned. Yeah, I roll like that.

Preferred if you were petite.