this Pro is looking for a wogl team

Hi, My names Dimentia. you can call me Dim.
Ive recently been cut by this clan http://clan.z8games.com/clanstat_cf.aspx?guildid=136651i dont know why but i think they said i suck. but w.e.
ok. so im looking for a wogl team. heres my strengths and weaknesses.

Strengths. : 1)im a Pro camp spot guy. i love to camp.
2) im a pro baiter. i will give my team kills. by sacrificing myself. im just too pro at that.
3) im a pro farmer. i get 150 Hs out of 150 kills when im farming. if you need any help getting that good. PM me.
4) i get lucky sprays when i spray my ak. it flies everywhere but somehow i kill the guy im aiming at.
5) i will bottom frag so pro that the other team will LOL so hard they'll hit the wifi button on there key-bord and DC. so ill make it atleast a 4v5. (minty says im the best at it.)
6) i hear im amazing at RQ'ing when my team is losing because of me. whatever that means.
7) im a pro knifer. cause im jamaican. and we like to shank our coconuts.

Weaknesses: 1)im horrible at Quickscoping.
2) i suck balls at nading. so dont expect me helping any of you guys with my support hand held bombs. cause it always seems to come right back at me or at whoevers with me.
3) my mom doesnt let me play cf. and im 16. so if i go afk i probobly closed the laptop screen. consider yourselves forfieted without my baiting tactics.
4) i dont know what else.

i hope you guys seriously consider me. i would be a very good pickup. kthxbai<3

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