Conversation Starters

You have to be specific on what kind of conversation starters you're looking for.

Is it for someone you already know? Or just looking for new friends in general?

For a female? Male?

Just be yourself man.

I take that back, most people here are f-cking weird.

Just be chill. Women like chill people. Women like funny people. If you can do both, AND in a smooth way, you're golden.

Again, you have to be specific if it's for a guy or a female.

Females hate 'how's the weather?'. It's boring, tactless, and just not very original at all. They don't care. All the want to do is talk about their life for the most part.

For a guy, it differs. It depends what you're into. I talk to my friends about sports, females, how girls look that pass by, rate them 1-10. Things like that.

Yeah, that's a funny little line, but it gets old. When a girl laughs at that, she's usually thinking to herself, 'Wow, this guy is weird. I need to leave ASAP.'

Rating them isn't terrible, once you get into girls, if you ever do, just say hey that girls cute, she's sexy, damn she's dateable. If you didn't know, all three mean something different.

And okay, it's a tactic to break ice, but it's a terrible tactic. It gets old really quick. Just look around and find something to talk about.

If it's a girl, just think of something funny. Ask them about music? How her class went? Get personal and ask if she has a boyfriend? Make her WANT to talk to you.

or just go through trial and error with various people you meet in class.

For man: "Mai gawd, have you seen [insert girl's name here]'s b00bz?!?!?!?"

For woman: "I went on a shopping spree yesterday and I bought [instert product name here] for X $/€/£ and they had some good offers in female clothing." ← Always works for me

Psh. you think that picture of bella is scary? I have one of her with pigtails looking homicidal as a crazy b*tch on speed.