How do i make it up to her?

BadPancakes · January 2011

Hi i recently just got in a fight with my gf and i dont know what to do. I mean i really love her. She always knows just what to say and we always have a good time together. She just makes me feel so good. She has a hairy mole on her nose and just the cutest lazy eye. Shes a little chubby and has hairyish legs. Shes my true love but if i point these original traits that i love so much about her she freaks out

how do i share my love for her? Shes the love of my life.

SooperPickle · January 2011

You could shave her legs for her >_>

NaughtyBella · January 2011

Or buy her some stuff for weight watchers >.>

MuffinALT · January 2011

Poop on her chest.

Then stick it in her and pee.

SooperPickle · January 2011

MuffinALT wrote: »

Poop on her chest.

Then stick it in her and pee.

Lolololol I cant breathe

MuffinALT · January 2011

SooperPickle wrote: »

Lolololol I cant breathe

xD

I just had to say it.

NaughtyBella · January 2011

This is some intense shiet

MuffinALT · January 2011

NaughtyBella wrote: »

This is some intense shiet

If he combines all of our ideas everything will work.

First he shaves her legs. Then he can pop the weight watchers diet on her. She will be so happy for this she will get naked and allow him to poop on her chest which will turn her on so much he can stick it in and pee.

SooperPickle · January 2011

NaughtyBella wrote: »

This is some intense shiet

And this is Intense chocolate milk

BadPancakes · January 2011

What can i do about the kissing too? I cant tell if shes looking at me or checking out somw other guy and its awkward when i lick her teeth they are just so slanted . I get really jealous sometimes too, she says she cant be tied down to one man.

SooperPickle · January 2011

BadPancakes wrote: »

What can i do about the kissing too? I cant tell if shes looking at me or checking out somw other guy and its awkward when i lick her teeth they are just so slanted . I get really jealous sometimes too, she says she cant be tied down to one man.

You could smack her in the back of the head with a shovel, it'll fix her lazy eye

NaughtyBella · January 2011

SooperPickle wrote: »

You could smack her in the back of the head with a shovel, it'll fix her lazy eye

LOLOLOL
I like almost choked on my soda

MuffinALT · January 2011

SooperPickle wrote: »

And this is Intense chocolate milk

This is an intense stare.

MrShad · January 2011

SooperPickle wrote: »

You could shave her legs for her >_>

I'm lol'ing at that.

BadPancakes · January 2011

I can get frightened to because other guys just stare at her as if they are checking her out. I just hope they dont make a
move. I dont think shes faithful

SooperPickle · January 2011

BadPancakes wrote: »

I can get frightened to because other guys just stare at her as if they are checking her out. I just hope they dont make a
move. I dont think shes faithful

Make her wear a chastity belt, say it adds kink to the relationship

MuffinALT · January 2011

SooperPickle wrote: »

You could smack her in the back of the head with a shovel, it'll fix her lazy eye

She could also slip some date drugs in her drink and have all the guys do her while shes asleep.

She won't WANT to be with other guys after that.

edit: This solves that faithful issue too.

Drug her up and make sure she can't leave the kitchen.

ltcolD · January 2011

OMFG THIS THREAD IS FULL OF WIN

.
idk dude...
but this thread is fkng awesome ;D.

MuffinALT wrote: »

Drug her up and make sure she can't leave the kitchen.

Not to strong or [Sexist Joke]
She wont be able to make the sandwich...

BadPancakes · January 2011

I feel like such a lucky man by having her. I mean shes the center of my life shes so gorgeous. She has a big place in my heart. I wouldnt know what to do if she was gone

MuffinALT · January 2011

BadPancakes wrote: »

I feel like such a lucky man by having her. I mean shes the center of my life shes so gorgeous. She has a big place in my heart. I wouldnt know what to do if she was gone

Get a heart transplant.

BadPancakes · January 2011

Idk if the drugs will work she seems to be immune to them idk how much it
would take. How much would it take for a 6ft 310lbs lady?

BadPancakes · January 2011

Actually she usually goes for kinky pickup lines. How does i lost my
virginity, can i have urs sound?

ltcolD · January 2011

BadPancakes wrote: »

shes so gorgeous.

ok im confused now...
so...
she is gorgeous and its perfect for you but she have some extra things that you would like her to fix...

MuffinALT · January 2011

I found this picture that will teach you everything you need to know.

MrShad · January 2011

BadPancakes wrote: »

Actually she usually goes for kinky pickup lines. How does i lost my
virginity, can i have urs sound?

Naw, just walk up to her with a belt.

MrShad · January 2011

MuffinALT wrote: »

I found this picture that will teach you everything you need to know.

[img]http://2.bp.*************/_YdAacBURVXE/SCSMgprxNrI/AAAAAAAACrQ/kGZtlDNMmWw/s320/motivational-poster.jpg[/img]

That taught me a lot.

BadPancakes · January 2011

D_Noob wrote: »

ok im confused now...
so...
she is gorgeous and its perfect for you but she have some extra things that you would like her to fix...

No, if i point out the things that i like about her and what just turns me
on she gets really mad

MuffinALT · January 2011

MrShad wrote: »

That taught me a lot.

Fixed it fer you.

BadPancakes · January 2011

Actually you guys were wrong, that pickup line just got me laid. Thanks guys best 30 seconds of my life.

NaughtyBella · January 2011

I cannot say I envy you

SooperPickle · January 2011

BadPancakes wrote: »

Actually you guys were wrong, that pickup line just got me laid. Thanks guys best 30 seconds of my life.

Oh my god I think I just wet my pants

How do i make it up to her?

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