The Noob That Cried Hack (Story)
The Noob That Cried Hack
There once was a boy who was bored, he sat at his PC watching Youtube videos of FPS games. To amuse himself he downloaded multiple free FPS games. The one game "Crossfire" took his fancy and he thought to himself "I will try that, it looks like fun" he created his IGN, [FRANK] and proceeded to his first match, he entered UK Server 1, channel 3, scrolled down the list and entered TDM Egypt with one available space, he prepared for combat as the loading screen appeared.
He stood in the spawning point with his M16 poised, as he made his way out of the spawning area he was instantly killed, he didn't even have chance to shoot, but his team mates cleared the area, so he respawns again, and cautiously makes his way out, he hid behind the column outside his spawning area, a player on the opposite team walks past, notices and shoots [FRANK] crouching behind the column. [FRANK] sprayed and sprayed but to no avail.
He began rage typing "HACK, HACK! I JUST GOT KILLED BY A HACK"
One player was quick to respond to his cries and began a kick vote. But most of the other players on the opposite team knew their team mate was just pro and therefore, the kick vote was denied. The pro laughed at the sight of BL's rage quits.
"Don't cry 'hack', noob kid," said GR, "When there's no hack!" They went on laughing as they farmed on [FRANK] the noob.
3 kills, 457 deaths and 40 matches later, [FRANK] cried out again "HACK, HACK! I JUST GOT KILLED BY A HACK!" To his naughty delight, he watched the opposition kick the Ace.
When the oppositions team mate saw that his friend had been kicked he sternly said, "Save your QQ-ing for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'hack' when there is NO hack!" And quitted in a form of rage.
But [FRANK] just, types “Haha BB” as he grinned and watched the pro get kicked.
Later, he saw a REAL hack, one shot killing his team through the wall of GR spawning area. Alarmed, he spammed his macro as much as he could, "Hack! F11! Kick the hack!!"
But the whole of BL wanted their daily mission, and so they didn't start a kick vote.
The next day, the other QQ-ers that he had recently befriended wondered why [FRANK] had not been online. They later logged in to find [FRANK] aimbotting around Egypt on an alt account named ‘KI55myHACK’.
"There really was a hack last night!! I sent you a whisper saying, "HACK!" so why didn't you come?"
A 2nd lieutenant replied, "No one likes a QQ-er and people definitely don't like a hack!"
"I'm reporting you," he said, "Nobody likes a hacker... NOOB!"
[FRANK] never played Crossfire again after he got banned, but moved on to hack himself to victory in Combat Arms.
--The End--
This is only a draft! Let me know what you think so I can change it
Edit: If anyone is called [FRANK] in game, it isn't about you it was just the first name that came into my head!
There once was a boy who was bored, he sat at his PC watching Youtube videos of FPS games. To amuse himself he downloaded multiple free FPS games. The one game "Crossfire" took his fancy and he thought to himself "I will try that, it looks like fun" he created his IGN, [FRANK] and proceeded to his first match, he entered UK Server 1, channel 3, scrolled down the list and entered TDM Egypt with one available space, he prepared for combat as the loading screen appeared.
He stood in the spawning point with his M16 poised, as he made his way out of the spawning area he was instantly killed, he didn't even have chance to shoot, but his team mates cleared the area, so he respawns again, and cautiously makes his way out, he hid behind the column outside his spawning area, a player on the opposite team walks past, notices and shoots [FRANK] crouching behind the column. [FRANK] sprayed and sprayed but to no avail.
He began rage typing "HACK, HACK! I JUST GOT KILLED BY A HACK"
One player was quick to respond to his cries and began a kick vote. But most of the other players on the opposite team knew their team mate was just pro and therefore, the kick vote was denied. The pro laughed at the sight of BL's rage quits.
"Don't cry 'hack', noob kid," said GR, "When there's no hack!" They went on laughing as they farmed on [FRANK] the noob.
3 kills, 457 deaths and 40 matches later, [FRANK] cried out again "HACK, HACK! I JUST GOT KILLED BY A HACK!" To his naughty delight, he watched the opposition kick the Ace.
When the oppositions team mate saw that his friend had been kicked he sternly said, "Save your QQ-ing for when there is really something wrong! Don't cry 'hack' when there is NO hack!" And quitted in a form of rage.
But [FRANK] just, types “Haha BB” as he grinned and watched the pro get kicked.
Later, he saw a REAL hack, one shot killing his team through the wall of GR spawning area. Alarmed, he spammed his macro as much as he could, "Hack! F11! Kick the hack!!"
But the whole of BL wanted their daily mission, and so they didn't start a kick vote.
The next day, the other QQ-ers that he had recently befriended wondered why [FRANK] had not been online. They later logged in to find [FRANK] aimbotting around Egypt on an alt account named ‘KI55myHACK’.
"There really was a hack last night!! I sent you a whisper saying, "HACK!" so why didn't you come?"
A 2nd lieutenant replied, "No one likes a QQ-er and people definitely don't like a hack!"
"I'm reporting you," he said, "Nobody likes a hacker... NOOB!"
[FRANK] never played Crossfire again after he got banned, but moved on to hack himself to victory in Combat Arms.
--The End--
This is only a draft! Let me know what you think so I can change it
Edit: If anyone is called [FRANK] in game, it isn't about you it was just the first name that came into my head!
Comments
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MY Scottish Princess, I love the story and it needs no editing.You are one cool cookie girl. I may be banned on my main on forums a few more weeks, but I can still play too.I prefer smaller rooms with friends I know and my caln-mates.when I catch you on the forum with me I want you to follow me ont the game and add me. ok?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_y44jsG0A&feature=related
A present for a story well wrote:) -
Cr4zyHorse wrote: »MY Scottish Princess, I love the story and it needs no editing.You are one cool cookie girl. I may be banned on my main on forums a few more weeks, but I can still play too.I prefer smaller rooms with friends I know and my caln-mates.when I catch you on the forum with me I want you to follow me ont the game and add me. ok?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_y44jsG0A&feature=related
A present for a story well wrote:)
I would if I knew your IGN o.o -
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Viki-Roman I am trying to get started a search and find kinda game. Bit like a fox. But this is find a "DUKE". I posted a thread "Catch a DUKE" or something. So the idea is to find the name I am using, I will be giving clues out about where I will be at GMT timings- what serve and channel. Also I think I will have to answer a question truthfully if I am asked. I gotta finish up the rules and shizzle.But I would like any help if you have understood me so far and any ideas you have too:)
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Cr4zyHorse wrote: »Viki-Roman I am trying to get started a search and find kinda game. Bit like a fox. But this is find a "DUKE". I posted a thread "Catch a DUKE" or something. So the idea is to find the name I am using, I will be giving clues out about where I will be at GMT timings- what serve and channel. Also I think I will have to answer a question truthfully if I am asked. I gotta finish up the rules and shizzle.But I would like any help if you have understood me so far and any ideas you have too:)
Roman has gone to school or some shiz but I lurk in UK1 or 4, as for times I dunno
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Miss_Viki_x wrote: »Why because I called a character Frank o.o
Well in that case I feel even more sorry for yours
Yeah, your kids might end up with a name like frank..( not dissing the name frank, if anyone's name is frank).
My kids will have awesome names... -
Yeah, your kids might end up with a name like frank..( not dissing the name frank, if anyone's name is frank).
My kids will have awesome names...
HAHA! i don't like the name Frank actually, no I haven't even decided what I will call my kids, honestly I'm too young to be thinking about it
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If your young then I must be supa supa supa young;). I'm not thinking of kids...lololol
Just sayin' when you do please don't pick the first name that pops into your head;). Ik some parents called there child after where it all started. Bust stop 99. Or some shiz.
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If your young then I must be supa supa supa young;). I'm not thinking of kids...lololol
Just sayin' when you do please don't pick the first name that pops into your head;). Ik some parents called there child after where it all started. Bust stop 99. Or some shiz.
Rofl, as if I would do that, I'm not evil yano :rolleyes: -
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first i thought the story was about you. when i found out that it wasn´t, i stopped reading.
i would have really liked it, if you finally grew some balls and told the truth about your cheating. would ve been a good move i think. you didn´t fail to disappoint, once again.
good day.
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