The Scar Light parody

Link isn't working. I was really hyped about getting one.

omg now everyone knows about it ;D gud thing i pre-ordered

hahahaha . Made me day :P your Portuguese are awsome :P

CALL NOW AND YOU'LL GET DUAL M12S, DUAL mini M12S, M12SKNIFE AND M12GRENADES
AND IF YOU WITHIN THE NEXT 3 SECONDS. YOU'LL GET A NUK....BIG EXPLODING C4 CHARGE

Call METRO-2033-T666

*Side effects may include: Frost bite, lag, teleporting to strange alien worlds