My mom ate my cookie

iamdhapwnzor · January 2011

My mom ate my cookie.

Who ate your something?

Aimoperative · January 2011

my dad drank my soda.

ManInMotion · January 2011

My cow drank my milk.

wait wut

Astonishhh · January 2011

my mouse ate a cat

wait wut

xXxLaZeRxXx · January 2011

paper drank my juice

L0LchoobFace · January 2011

My buddy's at school ate my choclate bar...

vtecx · January 2011

iamdhapwnzor wrote: »

My mom ate my cookie.

Who ate your something?

ur mom sucks my ballz

Aimoperative · January 2011

vtecx wrote:

ur mom sucks my ballz

DrGrammar · January 2011

your mom ate my donut!

((STYX)) · January 2011

My dog ate my sammich.

DUKEofYORK · January 2011

But I know, I mean I really "KNOW" that yahoo ate all the pies!

xXxLaZeRxXx · January 2011

wife ate all wedding cake

DUKEofYORK · January 2011

chaosnemesis wrote: »

wife ate all wedding cake

did that not tell you something?

Wall_E_Mask · January 2011

I am honesty very (very!) surprised that this has been kept PG-Rated with this community. There might still be hope after all...

xXxLaZeRxXx · January 2011

DUKEofYORK wrote: »

did that not tell you something?

that she doesnt likes salt anymore?

LikeASir · January 2011

Green_Ranger wrote: »

I am honesty very (very!) surprised that this has been kept PG-Rated with this community. There might still be hope after all...

Your mom ate me out.

You where saying?

dAIKYU · January 2011

SirDeity wrote: »

Your mom ate me out.

You were saying?

your 'Where' was wrong, it really annoyed me so i fixed it.

1nsomniac · January 2011

wow lol finally duke posts without youtube links :eek::eek:

Sl0wpoke · January 2011

everyone ate my air

Wall_E_Mask · January 2011

SirDeity wrote: »

Your mom ate me out.

You where saying?

Dang, you totally ruined your chance to be creative. Good effort though.

I would have given you e-points if you would have used one of the following:

my/your [] ate my sausage.
my/your [] ate my eggroll.

DUKEofYORK · January 2011

masterdragoo wrote: »

everyone ate my air

You sure they dont Hate your Hair? just saying:)

TrolololololLOL · January 2011

My girlfriend drank my milk

If you know what I mean.

0xBoF · January 2011

TrolololololLOL wrote: »

My girlfriend drank my milk

If you know what I mean.

Please explain further. I do not understand.

TrolololololLOL · January 2011

KillGod wrote: »

Please explain further. I do not understand.

So she open her mouth and I poured my milk in her mouth.

DarylPerez · January 2011

My dog ate my homework.

0xBoF · January 2011

TrolololololLOL wrote: »

So she open her mouth and I poured my milk in her mouth.

That's nice of you.

Sl0wpoke · January 2011

TrolololololLOL wrote: »

So she open her mouth and I poured my milk in her mouth.

i still dont understand

0xBoF · January 2011

masterdragoo wrote: »

i still dont understand

He poured some milk into a cup and let her drink from it because she is mentally ******ed, and can't do it by herself.

LikeASir · January 2011

Green_Ranger wrote: »

Dang, you totally ruined your chance to be creative. Good effort though.

I would have given you e-points if you would have used one of the following:

my/your [] ate my sausage.
my/your [] ate my eggroll.

I wanted to leave something to the imagination

Wall_E_Mask · January 2011

SirDeity wrote: »

I wanted to leave something to the imagination

"Mom ate me out" is pretty straight forward, where as my examples let the dirty mind of the average forumer run rampant.

ltcolD · January 2011

Danah Ate My Bullet.
Lol jk.

My mom ate my cookie

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