An xFire story of truth, love crossfire and runescape
This is a very heart felt story. Please read it all you will not regret.
Setting: Some randy xfire's me.
Edit: story get's good 1/4 in
[22:46] Jono project: hey
[22:46] Jono project: u play
[22:46] Jono project: runescape
[22:46] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 24/7
[22:46] Jono project: wat lvl?
[22:46] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 83? i think non members
[22:47] Jono project: I can help u!!!
[22:47] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: how
[22:47] Jono project: i was lvl 138
[22:47] Jono project: yogosun was ma name
[22:47] Jono project: until i gt hacked
[22:47] Jono project: u gt 99's?
[22:47] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: woodcutting
[22:47] Jono project: i can help u train ur acc
[22:47] Jono project: get atleat
[22:47] Jono project: hmm
[22:47] Jono project: 100+
[22:48] Jono project: if we both do hard work?
[22:48] Jono project: u rich??
[22:48] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: idk
[22:48] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 3mil i believe
[22:48] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: so no.
[22:48] Jono project: oh k
[22:48] Jono project: i was 800m+
[22:48] Jono project: U em?
[22:48] Jono project: mem
[22:48] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: no
[22:48] Jono project: kk
[22:49] Jono project: so...
[22:49] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: ?
[22:49] Jono project: i'll help
[22:49] Jono project: when im on
[22:49] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: and how do you do that?
[22:49] Jono project: go on ur acc train
[22:50] Jono project: but i work sumtimes so
[22:50] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: why would you want to help me out?
[22:50] Jono project: its wat i do...
[22:50] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: "what you do?" most people aren't that generous
[22:50] Jono project: dude
[22:50] Jono project: ive been on rs for 13 half years
[22:51] Jono project: ive helped atleast 50 ppl
[22:51] Jono project: rs classic back then
[22:51] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that's weird because rs is having it's 10th anniversary this year
[22:51] Jono project: classic
[22:51] Jono project: rs classic
[22:51] Jono project: was way bac************************k
[22:52] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: The years include classic.
[22:52] Jono project: oh well
[22:52] Jono project: 10 years then
[22:52] Jono project: from start
[22:52] Jono project: was fun ride
[22:52] Jono project: made 800m+
[22:52] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wow 3 years? thats a huge difference
[22:52] Jono project: all quests
[22:52] Jono project: all 99
[22:52] Jono project: except
[22:52] Jono project: dung
[22:52] Jono project: 95
[22:52] Jono project: combat 138 (max)
[22:53] Jono project: had full
[22:53] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: how could you mess up on the years you played? 3 years is HUGE
[22:53] Jono project: idk well
[22:53] Jono project: so
[22:53] Jono project: i can help?
[22:53] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: Do you play crossfire?
[22:53] Jono project: used to
[22:53] Jono project: u got cf acc i can have?
[22:53] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: if you gift my account 10k zp i'll let you train my runescape account
[22:54] Jono project: but...
[22:54] Jono project: geez
[22:54] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that's a good deal right
[22:54] Jono project: *** no
[22:54] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you can train it WHENEVER YOU WANT
[22:54] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you're good at rs
[22:54] Jono project: i train for free!!!!
[22:54] Jono project: as in
[22:54] Jono project: no point giving u anythin
[22:54] Jono project: i'll train
[22:54] Jono project: simple as that
[22:54] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but maybe I don't want my rs account and i'd rather 10k zp
[22:55] Jono project: i'll hav ur rs acc
[22:55] Jono project: train it whilst ur nt on
[22:55] Jono project: or atleast share
[22:55] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: Jagex dissallows account sharing
[22:55] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i don't want to get banned
[22:55] Jono project: dude
[22:55] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i love that account
[22:55] Jono project: it wont bann u
[22:56] Jono project: trust me
[22:56] Jono project: i known jagex
[22:56] Jono project: i was a MOD ffs!
[22:56] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: YOU WERE A MOD
[22:56] Jono project: yes!!!
[22:56] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i don't remember yogosun being a mod tho :C
[22:56] Jono project: crown beside ur name
[22:56] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: so why did you want my crossfire account, if you are a runescape pro
[22:56] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: ?
[22:57] Jono project: i do both
[22:57] Jono project: wat rank u
[22:57] Jono project: in cf?
[22:57] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: captain 7th class
[22:57] Jono project: so
[22:57] Jono project: which acc
[22:57] Jono project: can i help OUTTT
[22:57] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: why do you want to help out so much? you didn't play crossfire for 13 and a half years.
[22:58] Jono project: im generous!!!
[22:58] Jono project: once ur a mod or a has been mod u tend to remember rules
[22:58] Jono project: except share
[22:58] Jono project: cause Jagex never finds out...
[22:58] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: ^
[22:58] Jono project: and btw
[22:58] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: so you were a mod but you break rules
[22:58] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: WOW
[22:58] Jono project: how would they
[22:58] Jono project: ugh
[22:58] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you are a mod, i looked up to you
[22:59] Jono project: this is wasting my time bro!
[22:59] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: don't try stealing accounts then.
[22:59] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: get gayed son.
[22:59] Jono project: wdf
[22:59] Jono project: dude
[22:59] Jono project: want me train rs acc
[22:59] Jono project: kk?
[22:59] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: sure
[22:59] Jono project: kk
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but how do i know you'll train it
[23:00] Jono project: ugh...
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i need 10k zp to make sure you will train it
[23:00] Jono project: i dnt got that kind of money
[23:00] Jono project: i cant buy from my work
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you played rs for 13 and a half years!
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you have to have money
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 800m+
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: ^^
[23:00] Jono project: my work money i spend on
[23:00] Jono project: food
[23:00] Jono project: car rent
[23:01] Jono project: rent house
[23:01] Jono project: mortgage
[23:01] Jono project: 800m is runescape money!
[23:01] Jono project: thats nothing in rwal world
[23:01] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: how can you do all that and train my runescape account?
[23:01] Jono project: real
[23:01] Jono project: when i gt time
[23:01] Jono project: 4-6hrs every day spare
[23:01] Jono project: im on holiday now
[23:01] Jono project: so i can do 4-6hrs
[23:01] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: if you have time you should get a 2nd job. So you can buy me 10k zp.
[23:02] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: then i'll give you my runescape account to train
[23:02] Jono project: im a doctor
[23:02] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: a DOCTOR!
[23:02] Jono project: i get 3000 month
[23:02] Jono project: why would
[23:02] Jono project: i waste money
[23:02] Jono project: on cf?
[23:02] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: Doctors get payed way more
[23:02] Jono project: yep
[23:02] Jono project: im just a reg doctor
[23:02] Jono project: nt surgent
[23:02] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 3000*12 = 36000
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you get payed more that 3000 a month
[23:03] Jono project: 36,000 every month?
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i think you are lying
[23:03] Jono project: damnit
[23:03] Jono project: i was joking
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: why would you joke?
[23:03] Jono project: hell no
[23:03] Jono project: i am a doctor
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: now i don't trust you with my runescape account
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: because you joke.
[23:03] Jono project: just i was joking bout 3000
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: WHY JONO!
[23:03] Jono project: I just looked at my schedule
[23:03] Jono project: 10,000+
[23:04] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wow, you would think you would know your monthly income
[23:04] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i still think you are lying
[23:04] Jono project: 10,000
[23:04] Jono project: thats it
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: hey, what's that bone called where your shin is? i'm having problems with it
[23:05] Jono project: fine if u think im lying then im off goodbye.
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you're a doctor can you help me out with it
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but i need doctor help.
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: please.
[23:05] Jono project: im still studying
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i was running yesterday and now my shin hurts
[23:06] Jono project: im nt a fulll doctor!!
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: can you please help me doctor jono
[23:06] Jono project: im a studying doctor
[23:06] Jono project: im frikin 20
[23:06] Jono project: my profile says im 14
[23:06] Jono project: wdf
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: then how do you make 10,000 dollars a month
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: if you are studying
[23:06] Jono project: ugh nvm this crap
[23:06] Jono project: BYE!!!!!!!
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: nooo
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: DOCTOR JONO!
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i need HELP!
[23:06] Jono project: how old r u
[23:07] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that's against runescape rules to ask my age
[23:07] Jono project: im asking as in not runescape!
[23:07] Jono project: in real life talk!
[23:07] Jono project: ur profile says ur 18
[23:07] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: and yours says 14
[23:07] Jono project: ur acting like a 6 year old
[23:07] Jono project: yep mouse...
[23:07] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: please obey the runescape rules.
[23:07] Jono project: mouse probz
[23:08] Jono project: ugh
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: HEY DOCTOR JONO
[23:08] Jono project: can u please tell me real age
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: can you help me
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: my leg hurts
[23:08] Jono project: im trying!!!!
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: what should i do?
[23:08] Jono project: i just need ur age!!!
[23:08] Jono project: to know what to do i need ur age
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that shouldn't have anything to do with whymy leg hurts
[23:08] Jono project: it will
[23:08] Jono project: trust ME
[23:09] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you are studying to be a doctor, you're not a real one. I don't trust FAKE doctors. They haven't taken the doctor's oath.
Setting: Some randy xfire's me.
Edit: story get's good 1/4 in
[22:46] Jono project: hey
[22:46] Jono project: u play
[22:46] Jono project: runescape
[22:46] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 24/7
[22:46] Jono project: wat lvl?
[22:46] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 83? i think non members
[22:47] Jono project: I can help u!!!
[22:47] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: how
[22:47] Jono project: i was lvl 138
[22:47] Jono project: yogosun was ma name
[22:47] Jono project: until i gt hacked
[22:47] Jono project: u gt 99's?
[22:47] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: woodcutting
[22:47] Jono project: i can help u train ur acc
[22:47] Jono project: get atleat
[22:47] Jono project: hmm
[22:47] Jono project: 100+
[22:48] Jono project: if we both do hard work?
[22:48] Jono project: u rich??
[22:48] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: idk
[22:48] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 3mil i believe
[22:48] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: so no.
[22:48] Jono project: oh k
[22:48] Jono project: i was 800m+
[22:48] Jono project: U em?
[22:48] Jono project: mem
[22:48] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: no
[22:48] Jono project: kk
[22:49] Jono project: so...
[22:49] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: ?
[22:49] Jono project: i'll help
[22:49] Jono project: when im on
[22:49] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: and how do you do that?
[22:49] Jono project: go on ur acc train
[22:50] Jono project: but i work sumtimes so
[22:50] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: why would you want to help me out?
[22:50] Jono project: its wat i do...
[22:50] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: "what you do?" most people aren't that generous
[22:50] Jono project: dude
[22:50] Jono project: ive been on rs for 13 half years
[22:51] Jono project: ive helped atleast 50 ppl
[22:51] Jono project: rs classic back then
[22:51] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that's weird because rs is having it's 10th anniversary this year
[22:51] Jono project: classic
[22:51] Jono project: rs classic
[22:51] Jono project: was way bac************************k
[22:52] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: The years include classic.
[22:52] Jono project: oh well
[22:52] Jono project: 10 years then
[22:52] Jono project: from start
[22:52] Jono project: was fun ride
[22:52] Jono project: made 800m+
[22:52] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wow 3 years? thats a huge difference
[22:52] Jono project: all quests
[22:52] Jono project: all 99
[22:52] Jono project: except
[22:52] Jono project: dung
[22:52] Jono project: 95
[22:52] Jono project: combat 138 (max)
[22:53] Jono project: had full
[22:53] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: how could you mess up on the years you played? 3 years is HUGE
[22:53] Jono project: idk well
[22:53] Jono project: so
[22:53] Jono project: i can help?
[22:53] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: Do you play crossfire?
[22:53] Jono project: used to
[22:53] Jono project: u got cf acc i can have?
[22:53] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: if you gift my account 10k zp i'll let you train my runescape account
[22:54] Jono project: but...
[22:54] Jono project: geez
[22:54] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that's a good deal right
[22:54] Jono project: *** no
[22:54] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you can train it WHENEVER YOU WANT
[22:54] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you're good at rs
[22:54] Jono project: i train for free!!!!
[22:54] Jono project: as in
[22:54] Jono project: no point giving u anythin
[22:54] Jono project: i'll train
[22:54] Jono project: simple as that
[22:54] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but maybe I don't want my rs account and i'd rather 10k zp
[22:55] Jono project: i'll hav ur rs acc
[22:55] Jono project: train it whilst ur nt on
[22:55] Jono project: or atleast share
[22:55] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: Jagex dissallows account sharing
[22:55] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i don't want to get banned
[22:55] Jono project: dude
[22:55] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i love that account
[22:55] Jono project: it wont bann u
[22:56] Jono project: trust me
[22:56] Jono project: i known jagex
[22:56] Jono project: i was a MOD ffs!
[22:56] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: YOU WERE A MOD
[22:56] Jono project: yes!!!
[22:56] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i don't remember yogosun being a mod tho :C
[22:56] Jono project: crown beside ur name
[22:56] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: so why did you want my crossfire account, if you are a runescape pro
[22:56] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: ?
[22:57] Jono project: i do both
[22:57] Jono project: wat rank u
[22:57] Jono project: in cf?
[22:57] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: captain 7th class
[22:57] Jono project: so
[22:57] Jono project: which acc
[22:57] Jono project: can i help OUTTT
[22:57] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: why do you want to help out so much? you didn't play crossfire for 13 and a half years.
[22:58] Jono project: im generous!!!
[22:58] Jono project: once ur a mod or a has been mod u tend to remember rules
[22:58] Jono project: except share
[22:58] Jono project: cause Jagex never finds out...
[22:58] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: ^
[22:58] Jono project: and btw
[22:58] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: so you were a mod but you break rules
[22:58] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: WOW
[22:58] Jono project: how would they
[22:58] Jono project: ugh
[22:58] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you are a mod, i looked up to you
[22:59] Jono project: this is wasting my time bro!
[22:59] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: don't try stealing accounts then.
[22:59] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: get gayed son.
[22:59] Jono project: wdf
[22:59] Jono project: dude
[22:59] Jono project: want me train rs acc
[22:59] Jono project: kk?
[22:59] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: sure
[22:59] Jono project: kk
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but how do i know you'll train it
[23:00] Jono project: ugh...
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i need 10k zp to make sure you will train it
[23:00] Jono project: i dnt got that kind of money
[23:00] Jono project: i cant buy from my work
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you played rs for 13 and a half years!
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you have to have money
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 800m+
[23:00] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: ^^
[23:00] Jono project: my work money i spend on
[23:00] Jono project: food
[23:00] Jono project: car rent
[23:01] Jono project: rent house
[23:01] Jono project: mortgage
[23:01] Jono project: 800m is runescape money!
[23:01] Jono project: thats nothing in rwal world
[23:01] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: how can you do all that and train my runescape account?
[23:01] Jono project: real
[23:01] Jono project: when i gt time
[23:01] Jono project: 4-6hrs every day spare
[23:01] Jono project: im on holiday now
[23:01] Jono project: so i can do 4-6hrs
[23:01] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: if you have time you should get a 2nd job. So you can buy me 10k zp.
[23:02] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: then i'll give you my runescape account to train
[23:02] Jono project: im a doctor
[23:02] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: a DOCTOR!
[23:02] Jono project: i get 3000 month
[23:02] Jono project: why would
[23:02] Jono project: i waste money
[23:02] Jono project: on cf?
[23:02] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: Doctors get payed way more
[23:02] Jono project: yep
[23:02] Jono project: im just a reg doctor
[23:02] Jono project: nt surgent
[23:02] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 3000*12 = 36000
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you get payed more that 3000 a month
[23:03] Jono project: 36,000 every month?
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i think you are lying
[23:03] Jono project: damnit
[23:03] Jono project: i was joking
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: why would you joke?
[23:03] Jono project: hell no
[23:03] Jono project: i am a doctor
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: now i don't trust you with my runescape account
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: because you joke.
[23:03] Jono project: just i was joking bout 3000
[23:03] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: WHY JONO!
[23:03] Jono project: I just looked at my schedule
[23:03] Jono project: 10,000+
[23:04] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wow, you would think you would know your monthly income
[23:04] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i still think you are lying
[23:04] Jono project: 10,000
[23:04] Jono project: thats it
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: hey, what's that bone called where your shin is? i'm having problems with it
[23:05] Jono project: fine if u think im lying then im off goodbye.
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you're a doctor can you help me out with it
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but i need doctor help.
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: please.
[23:05] Jono project: im still studying
[23:05] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i was running yesterday and now my shin hurts
[23:06] Jono project: im nt a fulll doctor!!
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: can you please help me doctor jono
[23:06] Jono project: im a studying doctor
[23:06] Jono project: im frikin 20
[23:06] Jono project: my profile says im 14
[23:06] Jono project: wdf
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: then how do you make 10,000 dollars a month
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: if you are studying
[23:06] Jono project: ugh nvm this crap
[23:06] Jono project: BYE!!!!!!!
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: nooo
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: DOCTOR JONO!
[23:06] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i need HELP!
[23:06] Jono project: how old r u
[23:07] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that's against runescape rules to ask my age
[23:07] Jono project: im asking as in not runescape!
[23:07] Jono project: in real life talk!
[23:07] Jono project: ur profile says ur 18
[23:07] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: and yours says 14
[23:07] Jono project: ur acting like a 6 year old
[23:07] Jono project: yep mouse...
[23:07] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: please obey the runescape rules.
[23:07] Jono project: mouse probz
[23:08] Jono project: ugh
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: HEY DOCTOR JONO
[23:08] Jono project: can u please tell me real age
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: can you help me
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: my leg hurts
[23:08] Jono project: im trying!!!!
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: what should i do?
[23:08] Jono project: i just need ur age!!!
[23:08] Jono project: to know what to do i need ur age
[23:08] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that shouldn't have anything to do with whymy leg hurts
[23:08] Jono project: it will
[23:08] Jono project: trust ME
[23:09] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you are studying to be a doctor, you're not a real one. I don't trust FAKE doctors. They haven't taken the doctor's oath.
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[23:09] Jono project: UGH
[23:09] Jono project: ok 18 then
[23:09] Jono project: this is what i recommend
[23:10] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but DOCTOR JONO! i lie on my profile so people don't **** me.
[23:10] Jono project: either u ran too much
[23:10] Jono project: did u stretch before u ran?
[23:10] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: Yes i even counted to 10
[23:10] Jono project: ok keep doing that
[23:10] Jono project: erm
[23:11] Jono project: for ur AGE its usual
[23:11] Jono project: it might happen alot till ur grown up
[23:11] Jono project: just take it easy ok
[23:11] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but DOCTOR JONO, i just started getting hairs near my private parts
[23:11] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: what does that mean
[23:11] Jono project: Lol
[23:12] Jono project: that means ur becoming a man
[23:12] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: please DOCTOR JONO i'm desperate
[23:12] Jono project: r u gay?
[23:12] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: what does gay mean, is that doctor talk?
[23:12] Jono project: no
[23:12] Jono project: nvm
[23:12] Jono project: kk bye
[23:12] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wait
[23:12] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: DOCTOR JONO
[23:12] Jono project: Wat
[23:13] Jono project: i gtg take my gf out
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: why are you leaving
[23:13] Jono project: her b day
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but DOCTOR JONO
[23:13] Jono project: dude
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: please don't leave me
[23:13] Jono project: its my girlfriend
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i need help
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: with my shin
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: it hurts.
[23:13] Jono project: i just told u!
[23:13] Jono project: hmm ok
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i'll trade you my rs accounnt
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: for help
[23:13] Jono project: go rest on ur bed keep leg straight
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but first can you give me 10k zp
[23:13] Jono project: after good night rest
[23:13] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i need it to feel better
[23:13] Jono project: ull feel better
[23:14] Jono project: and no...
[23:14] Jono project: sorry
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: money makes me feel better
[23:14] Jono project: i dnt spend money anymore on gamesss
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i'll give you my RS ACCOUNT
[23:14] Jono project: u hav to now
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you are a DOCTOR, DOCTOR JONO
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you are rich
[23:14] Jono project: i just gave u help!
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: please spare some
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: noyou didn't
[23:14] Jono project: tell me user+pass
[23:14] Jono project: i did
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i said only money helps me
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you are taking your gf out
[23:14] Jono project: ugh fine nvm then goodbye
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you have no time
[23:14] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: to copy down password
[23:15] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: and user
[23:15] Jono project: i do
[23:15] Jono project: just hurry
[23:15] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i don't think you do
[23:15] Jono project: 3
[23:15] Jono project: 2
[23:15] Jono project: 1
[23:15] Jono project: go!!!
[23:15] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: fdont leave ur gf waiting
[23:15] Jono project: tell now GOOOOO
[23:15] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that's mean
[23:15] Jono project: shes sleepin
[23:15] Jono project: were goin in 5min
[23:15] Jono project: hurry
[23:15] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: why would she be sleeping if you want to go out?
[23:15] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: she needs to get ready
[23:15] Jono project: ima wake her up
[23:15] Jono project: she is ready
[23:15] Jono project: she gt sleepy
[23:15] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: her hair will be messed up
[23:15] Jono project: a while ago
[23:16] Jono project: nah
[23:16] Jono project: all straight
[23:16] Jono project: bye then
[23:16] Jono project: add me
[23:16] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wait
[23:16] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: DOCTOR JONO!
[23:16] Jono project: accept my friend invite
[23:16] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: please stay
[23:16] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: friend invite to where?
[23:16] Jono project: accept friend invite
[23:16] Jono project: oh we are friends
[23:16] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: you are silly DOCTOR JONO
[23:16] Jono project: w8 were not
[23:17] Jono project: friends on xfire dude!
[23:17] Jono project: i'll send inv
[23:17] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but doctor jono
[23:17] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i don't accept invitations from strangers
[23:17] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: runescape told me to never talk to strangers
[23:17] Jono project: sent
[23:17] Jono project: im nt stranger
[23:17] Jono project: i met u in rs
[23:17] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: DOCTOR JONO i'm scared
[23:17] Jono project: i can tell
[23:17] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: how can you tell? YOU ARE MAGICAL!!!!
[23:17] Jono project: BYE bro gl tell me after my date user+pass cya bro
[23:18] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wait
[23:18] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: DOCTOR JONO!
[23:18] Jono project: yep?
[23:18] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: please stay
[23:18] Jono project: no
[23:18] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: why?
[23:18] Jono project: its my gf shes up now cya late
[23:18] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: no
[23:18] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wait
[23:18] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i have a question
[23:18] Jono project: its her birthday!!!!
[23:18] Jono project: WHAT!!!
[23:18] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: my peepee just rose a few inches after talking to you. WHAT DO?
[23:18] Jono project: peepee?
[23:19] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: yes my private part
[23:19] Jono project: ****
[23:19] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: whats that mean?
[23:19] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that doesn't seem liek doctor talk
[23:19] Jono project: it means u like me
[23:19] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: But you are a stranger
[23:19] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i dont like strangers
[23:19] Jono project: u do
[23:20] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: runescape told me to not like strangers
[23:20] Jono project: ur pepe went up
[23:20] Jono project: so u like me
[23:20] Jono project: as in u want to kiss me
[23:20] Jono project: but i dont like boyssss
[23:20] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i'm not a boy
[23:20] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i'm a man you said
[23:20] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: since i have hair growing
[23:20] Jono project: yep
[23:20] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: in you know where
[23:20] Jono project: same
[23:20] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: it's not the same
[23:20] Jono project: where u live
[23:20] Jono project: new zealand
[23:20] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: runescape told me to not tell you where i live
[23:21] Jono project: USA
[23:21] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that's like rules #5 or something
[23:21] Jono project: usa
[23:21] Jono project: same
[23:21] Jono project: i used liv nz
[23:21] Jono project: i gtta change tht later
[23:21] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wow you are one awesome doctor
[23:21] Jono project: ty
[23:21] Jono project: pleae
[23:21] Jono project: can u tell me
[23:21] Jono project: ur real age
[23:21] Jono project: i quit rs
[23:21] Jono project: i dnt care bout the rules of them anymore
[23:22] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: if you quit, then why would you want to train my account
[23:22] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you were a mod.
[23:22] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: :C
[23:22] Jono project: if we both
[23:22] Jono project: meet up in usa
[23:22] Jono project: that would mean i would know ur real age
[23:22] Jono project: u know what gay means?
[23:22] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: n
[23:22] Jono project: it means boy kiss boy
[23:22] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: no
[23:22] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i kiss my daddy all the time
[23:22] Jono project: not like that
[23:23] Jono project: we should kiss
[23:23] Jono project: im 20
[23:23] Jono project: ur 18
[23:23] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but you said you don't like boyssss
[23:23] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: your sill DOCTOR JONO
[23:23] Jono project: im starting to now
[23:23] Jono project: starting with u pain
[23:23] Jono project: u like me pain i like u
[23:24] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wow, you are one crazy fellow
[23:24] Jono project: same with u
[23:24] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: so why do you want to meet up
[23:24] Jono project: so we can kiss
[23:24] Jono project: uve never kissed hav u
[23:24] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: i kissed my dad I TOLD YOU
[23:25] Jono project: kk
[23:25] Jono project: i could lick ur private part
[23:25] Jono project: kk
[23:25] Jono project: say ok
[23:25] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wow
[23:25] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: really?
[23:26] Jono project: yep
[23:26] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: that's kind of you sir
[23:26] Jono project: yes
[23:26] Jono project: i can suck ur ****
[23:26] Jono project: lik u
[23:27] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wow
[23:27] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: really?
[23:27] Jono project: yep
[23:27] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: is it fun?
[23:27] Jono project: YES
[23:28] Jono project: very
[23:28] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: what happens?
[23:28] Jono project: we meet up
[23:28] Jono project: i put my lips on ur private part
[23:28] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but DOCTOR JONO you have a gf. She is sleeping
[23:29] Jono project: shes sleeping
[23:29] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: she will find out!
[23:29] Jono project: nope
[23:29] Jono project: sleeping at her house lol
[23:29] Jono project: for another 6hrs
[23:29] Jono project: im nt takin her out
[23:29] Jono project: anymoe
[23:29] Jono project: we cancelled
[23:29] Jono project: i cancelled
[23:29] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: wow that quickly?
[23:29] Jono project: so i can meet u
[23:29] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: just so you could talk to me.
[23:30] Jono project: yep
[23:30] Jono project: and meet
[23:30] Jono project: u
[23:30] Jono project: and imaging lickin u
[23:30] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: thats sweet of you. but runescape rule #69 says no gay buttsex or gay *******s
[23:30] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: so i dunno if i should trust you.
[23:30] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: rules are rules.
[23:31] Jono project: forget the rules
[23:31] Jono project: i wanna ******* u
[23:31] Jono project: ur a cute dude
[23:31] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: can you give me 10k zp then I'll meet you.
[23:31] Jono project: but
[23:31] Jono project: dude
[23:31] Jono project: i cancelled my date
[23:31] Jono project: thats good enough
[23:31] Jono project: to lik u
[23:32] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: but i need money, my daddy says people will pay me for what i got.
[23:32] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: thats how special i am.
[23:33] Jono project: idk
[23:33] Jono project: hey u play
[23:33] Jono project: wow?
[23:33] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: once
[23:33] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: just kidding
[23:33] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: harhar
[23:33] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 24/7
[23:33] Jono project: how much is it monthly?
[23:34] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s]: 15
[23:34] Jono project: thts rip off
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[23:34] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s] (nounity): my daddy came
[23:34] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s] (nounity): he wants a word with you
[23:35] Iced's dad (cmdxslaykip): excuseME? but i don't want a young man trying to suck my son's pee pee.
[23:35] Iced's dad (cmdxslaykip): ESPECIALLY someone he met through runescape, gosh. kids and 40 year old pedophiles meeting irl through runescape.
[23:35] PAIN! pDx.sS_iced[2s] (nounity): daddy can you tell him he needs to give me 10k zp
[23:36] Iced's dad (cmdxslaykip): you give my son 10k zp and I will allow you to suck his pee pee.
[23:36] Iced's dad (cmdxslaykip): deal or no deal?
*No Answer*
. Poor Jono Project :C. All he wanted was love 
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