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Lol, this has nothing to do with the world, but I figured a little joke would hurt no one but would also relief some of the stress
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A blonde was asked what the capital of California was. “That’s easy,” she said. “It’s C.”
Blonde jokes are funny =O
You like blonde jokes? me too
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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So a guy and a blonde are at a bar.
The 10 o'clock news is on. They are showing a video of a guy trying to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
The guy turns to the blonde and says "I bet you 20$ that he will jump".
The blonde takes his bet.
Sure enough, the guy jumps and the blonde hands the man 20$.
The man then says to the blonde "I'm sorry but i've got to admit something. I saw the same news cast on the 6 o'clock news.
The blonde answers "So did i, but i didn't think he would do it again." -
xPikachu_x wrote: »You like blonde jokes? me too
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"Omg haha I read that one but I decided to put the other one. But yea, blonde jokes are pwnage,no? -
SideEff3cts wrote: »So a guy and a blonde are at a bar.
The 10 o'clock news is on. They are showing a video of a guy trying to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
The guy turns to the blonde and says "I bet you 20$ that he will jump".
The blonde takes his bet.
Sure enough, the guy jumps and the blonde hands the man 20$.
The man then says to the blonde "I'm sorry but i've got to admit something. I saw the same news cast on the 6 o'clock news.
The blonde answers "So did i, but i didn't think he would do it again."Haha !!! That's a good one ^_~ -
SideEff3cts wrote: »So a guy and a blonde are at a bar.
The 10 o'clock news is on. They are showing a video of a guy trying to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
The guy turns to the blonde and says "I bet you 20$ that he will jump".
The blonde takes his bet.
Sure enough, the guy jumps and the blonde hands the man 20$.
The man then says to the blonde "I'm sorry but i've got to admit something. I saw the same news cast on the 6 o'clock news.
The blonde answers "So did i, but i didn't think he would do it again."
Lol..
Okay a guy and a blonde are driving in a car, and the guy puts in a CD.
The guy says, "This CD is made by 50Cent"
The blonde says "I thought CD's were made from plastic." -
xPikachu_x wrote: »Lol..
Okay a guy and a blonde are driving in a car, and the guy puts in a CD.
The guy says, "This CD is made by 50Cent"
The blonde says "I thought CD's were made from plastic."Haha hilarious !! *_*
Why don't you change the thread's title to "Blonde jokes"?=/ -
Here's a good blonde joke but a bit too long; Enjoy
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
That made me giggle, hope you like it! -
Haha hilarious !! *_*
Why don't you change the thread's title to "Blonde jokes"?=/xPikachu_x wrote: »Lol..
Okay a guy and a blonde are driving in a car, and the guy puts in a CD.
The guy says, "This CD is made by 50Cent"
The blonde says "I thought CD's were made from plastic."
That's the worst blonde joke i've ever heard of.
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