So I go to the computer shop...

To buy a ****ing mouse. They say of course we have mouse, they look around for 5 minutes, and find some small ass mouse. I say, anything bigger? They say one second. They look around for 5 more minutes. They find some **** mouse with some gay chinese design on it. The mouse is small as hell with a bigger cover. It has a USB that extends.

I end up buying it for $17.00. I go home. I hook it up. Nice blue glow. I extend the mouse. I keep trying to extend it to the table. The extension is on about two feet long. It barely reaches the top of my table.

The mouse I have has "sticky" buttons, the buttons are basically jammed.

Fail. I cannot even buy a new mouse, and when I go on ebay, the mouses are all farmed from China. I try to buy a mouse pad, they're small as fawk.

... Someone recommend me some cheap mouse/mousepads please. Obviously, I fail so bad that I can't even buy such small appliances right.

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