Mr. Si*** Guide for former hackers

So after the last 2 patches I have been getting kicked 1/2 dozen to a dozen times per day.

My theory is that most of the QQ-ers and kickers are former hack users who got banned or can't use the hack as freely.

So they wind up getting devastated up by a marginally good player like me. ( I say marginally because sometimes I can go 30 kills and very few deaths in GM and sometimes I get my a.rse handed to me when there are good bunnyhoppers and inviso's/speedos/long armers ) around.

So to all of you crybabies and former hackers that don't know the difference between pinpoint and hack:

THANK YOU! You have made me a better player!

Here is a Guide for the hackers who arent hacking at the moment.

Ghosts arent invisible. Only when bunny hopping or still they are.
Ghosts arent silent. They breath quite loudly and we can hear you on the other side of walls and relatively far away.
If you are running- YOU ARE VISIBLE - and - YOU ARE MAKING A STOMPING RUNNING SOUND- I KNOW YOU ARE THERE!
If you crouch and get back up, YOU ARE VISIBLE!
Ifyou run Hakenkruz in the water in A and come out other side of wall and are breathing, GUESS WHERE I AM GOING TO SHOOT TO SEE IF YOU ARE THERE!
If you run- If you stand on the round glass floors-I CAN SEE YOU!
If you pass thru smoke - YOU ARE VISIBLE
If I take pop shots into corners and sweetspots and light you up with one shot- I KNOW YOU ARE THERE! Move! Quick!
So many other things also I guess when you hack you never really got your proper experience.

I shoot at blurs, blips, sounds, smoke, corners, doorways and sweetspots.

( not as much as I should because I still run into a sitting ghost a few times )

Anybody have any other info for our former hacking friends feel free to post.

Comments

  • well after the last 2 pacthes i dc ALOT! now :(
  • WAHAMMA wrote: »
    well after the last 2 pacthes i dc ALOT! now :(

    I got DQ ed a couple times too,, but not the same as getting kicked over and over lol.
  • Worst excuse I've seen was ' I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH!!! I HELD H FOR HOLD BREATH'

    =="
  • MrSi*** wrote: »
    So after the last 2 patches I have been getting kicked 1/2 dozen to a dozen times per day.

    My theory is that most of the QQ-ers and kickers are former hack users who got banned or can't use the hack as freely.

    So they wind up getting devastated up by a marginally good player like me. ( I say marginally because sometimes I can go 30 kills and very few deaths in GM and sometimes I get my a.rse handed to me when there are good bunnyhoppers and inviso's/speedos/long armers ) around.

    So to all of youcrybabies and former hackers that don't know the difference between pinpoint and hack:

    THANK YOU! You have made me a better player!

    Here is a Guide for the hackers who arent hacking at the moment.

    Ghosts arent invisible. Only when bunny hopping or still they are.
    Ghosts arent silent. They breath quite loudly and we can hear you on the other side of walls and relatively far away.
    If you are running- YOU ARE VISIBLE - and - YOU ARE MAKING A STOMPING RUNNING SOUND- I KNOW YOU ARE THERE!
    If you crouch and get back up, YOU ARE VISIBLE!
    Ifyou run Hakenkruz in the water in A and come out other side of wall and are breathing, GUESS WHERE I AM GOING TO SHOOT TO SEE IF YOU ARE THERE!
    If you run- If you stand on the round glass floors-I CAN SEE YOU!
    If you pass thru smoke - YOU ARE VISIBLE
    If I take pop shots into corners and sweetspots and light you up with one shot- I KNOW YOU ARE THERE! Move! Quick!
    So many other things also I guess when you hack you never really got your proper experience.

    I shoot at blurs, blips, sounds, smoke, corners, doorways and sweetspots.

    ( not as much as I should because I still run into a sitting ghost a few times )

    Anybody have any other info for our former hacking friends feel free to post.


    ooh the irony!
  • Purpss wrote: »
    ooh the irony!

    he has a point though. Some people don't know how to play this game, and myths are so spread through people, it's like chinese whispers.
  • i got kicked for trying to kick a super jumper in lab on gr the guy jumped up to the vent near a killing like 4 ghosts i tried to kick didn't happen then BOOM i was kicked this is pathetic man to many immature little kids ruining this game.. it seems people are accepting hacks as 'legit playing' and kicking anyone that says diffrent :(
  • Maybe its me but I fail to understand the irony comment lol.

    Irony that they hacked but are now the crybabies??
  • Oh yeah and lets not forget when you see them run or jump and then stay right where they stopped.

    "I was still how did you kill me" lol

    DumbA$$E$ lol
  • It's sad. They actually believe that people don't randomly shoot corners or just start jumping around when they hear breath.

    I mean, Finding hacks is now really obvious, because the hacks no that nothing big is going to happen to them that they can't change.

    But we strive for a better gameplay....
  • MrSi*** wrote: »
    Anybody have any other info for our former hacking friends feel free to post.

    I wonder why that big pipe at the valve room (at A site Lab) makes the same scratch-scratch sound as the ceiling when you run over them. The pipes above make a clanky-clanky metallic sound but they look the same, just smaller. :confused:

    Anyways... the amount of ghost players that ignore these facts boggles the mind.
    Same for the wooden ceiling above A site Complex. It's not "chams" or "wallhex", stop stomping on wood idiots :rolleyes:

    - *STOMP STOMP STOMP* hallo i'm here! :p
    - *HS* :p
    - CHAMS! :mad:
  • This is another useless thread. Too many people make these types of thread. You either deal with it and continue playing or quit the game. Simple as that. Also, like 95% of the people who cham probably can't/barely read english, so making this little "guide" for the hackers is pointless.
  • YellowToad wrote: »
    This is another useless thread. Too many people make these types of thread. You either deal with it and continue playing or quit the game. Simple as that. Also, like 95% of the people who cham probably can't/barely read english, so making this little "guide" for the hackers is pointless.

    What type of thread do you think this is? If you think it's useless you have missed the spirit of the OP.

    It is a light hearted conversation with a funny guide and people sharing experience's. Maybe you need a break from forums since you seem to be so bothered by a friendly conversation amongst fellow CF'ers.

    And tbh what is really pointless is posting on a thread that you think is pointless. Trying to make a point on apointless thread? Oooh now that is irony.
  • danny20 wrote: »
    i got kicked for trying to kick a super jumper in lab on gr the guy jumped up to the vent near a killing like 4 ghosts i tried to kick didn't happen then BOOM i was kicked this is pathetic man to many immature little kids ruining this game.. it seems people are accepting hacks as 'legit playing' and kicking anyone that says diffrent :(

    ^ Exactly what he said.


    That And i cant wait til my babies come home today :D

    My 23MHz headphones with surround sound feedback :D!

    pwnage price of $19.99

    But I still cant wait :D!
    im gna take these crappy headphones back >.<
  • If only 10% of the people who accuse me to hack would read/know this...
    Too bad that common sense is a weakness (read:hack)
  • WAHAMMA wrote: »
    well after the last 2 pacthes i dc ALOT! now :(

    Samee i dc alot too .. but i fixedd my problem , i hope it stayss like tht tho
    MrSi*** wrote: »
    I got DQ ed a couple times too,, but not the same as getting kicked over and over lol.

    Dcing getss aggrivating .....
  • in a game where farmers rule. Rank//KDR no longer means anything. So, while i dont like being kicked, whats the problem? Are you sad about losing your EXP? or your kills? Why must people QQ so much about being kicked o.o (i do it too XD)