A sad story about poverty, the sequel.

After running away from Eagle Eye county, I am headed to Mexico. My mission is to kill [GM]Saiden and Dave 8663242314234324. They will suffer for what they did to my friends. I will take my giant ban hammer and destroy saiden and I will teleport to Dave2134235234's house and take out m60 with one hit ko, aimbot, no recoil, no spread, and shoot through wall hack and blow his face to bits. They will pay!!!!! Anyways, I am still on the run because zp card collectors are trying to get me. Oh yes, did I mention they are trying to shoot me down with gatling gun?? I thought to my self, noobs do they not know that a nearby snail is going faster than them? The irony. Anyways, I just went behind them and knifed them with my knife. Very sad way to die but who cares? Now I can take that 1 zp I stole from the collector and send it in mail to zp card company with a letter saying GTFO MY BACK NOOB. My plan is to go to mexico and find dave4253456346346 in his headquarters. I am going to board a ship and of course, cause mutiny and get my own pack of b**ches to do my bidding. I snuck onto the ship by easily tricking the guy at the port. I told him, hey want free zps? let me on ship I left my zp wallet there i will come off and give to you. He said yes FINALY MY FIRST ZPS. When he wasn't looking I threw a rock at his head and stole his uniform. I boarded the ship with the desert eagle GOLDEN i found in a old lady's purse. That old lady is lucky, I took that piece of rotting cheese out of her purse. See, even good can come out of bad. I went on board, and stuck a gun to the captains head. I said CAPTAIN OR GTFO. He was a BR it turns out, so he responded with a casual PLS NO HEK NO KIKA PLIS. So i said in his language, KK NO KIKA IF YUO GGIVA ME THE WHEELA. He said KK THX BRO I WILL GIVE U MY ZPS. Turns out I am getting richer and richer, at a rate of 1zps a week. I also got his crew to work for me and I punished anyone who did not listen by making them walk the plank, into a school of hungry Brazilian sharks who would do anything for a few zps. That is all I will record in my dia..I mean journal. I hope to make to mexico in a few weeks, bye.