What's your zombie plan??
Okay let's face it, with the scientific discoveries rapidly growing, zombies will be created. So what's your zombie plan? I'll create a guide for you too. That's how nice I am. Or I just want humanity to survive.
My Zombie Plan
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First I will grab my mom, Dad, Sister, little brother, grandma, and get them in my truck. If you think I am talking about those big ones carrying loads, no. Here's wait I mean.
Then I will gather all my food that is canned, and some fresh one. Like canned soup. Some bread, water obviously. After that I will drive to the gun shop near where it is like on my street so I'm lucky
If the guy is still there I will offer him to ride in the back. I'll load up on ammunition and get some shielding on the car. All the guns will go in the back of course. I will pick up some survivors that are roaming the streets. Then I will drive all the way to staters and like gather all the food I can into the space. I'll even tie some on the roof if I have to. After that I'll drive to the nearest military base. If there is some vehicles left, I'll try to get a humvee with a mounted gun on the roof. Half the people will gather in that and we'll return to staters and hole ourselves in. And did I forget we would drill a big whole into the roof that we could climb up in and park the helicopter onto the roof. When we run out of options I'll fly the helicopter to Alaska and learn how to survive in the crucial cold where zombies will just freeze to death.
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Guide
1. Always have a vehicle close nearby that is loaded with fresh supplies and ammunition.
2. Find a store like staters and try to "park" inside the store so that you don't have to like kill 100 zombies around the parking lot before you can even reach the store.
3. Make sure you have a weapon. Don't use your fists or legs like you see in movies. That's all fake stuff. Have like 2 knives in your leg area that you can reach easily. Also be sure to have a long range gun like a machine gun. Also it's important to have a secondary in your pocket. Don't use scissors cause they require close range and that'll leave a wide advantage of your hand. Also, don't use butcher knives cause they're really heavy.
4. Have food ready. Bring about 2 days worth of fresh food and maybe 1 month of canned food if possible.
5. If you get all the way to a store then while your holed up. Barricade the windows and doors. If the store has those doors that open by themselves then if you see a black probe above the door there should be a switch that would turn the door off.
6. Avoid using gernades if your in a building. Who knows? You could throw a gernade, it could bounce of a wall and just blow up the wall which makes a door for a zombie.
I have more things to type but I don't want to right now.
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So, what's your plan?
My Zombie Plan
______________________
First I will grab my mom, Dad, Sister, little brother, grandma, and get them in my truck. If you think I am talking about those big ones carrying loads, no. Here's wait I mean.
Then I will gather all my food that is canned, and some fresh one. Like canned soup. Some bread, water obviously. After that I will drive to the gun shop near where it is like on my street so I'm lucky
If the guy is still there I will offer him to ride in the back. I'll load up on ammunition and get some shielding on the car. All the guns will go in the back of course. I will pick up some survivors that are roaming the streets. Then I will drive all the way to staters and like gather all the food I can into the space. I'll even tie some on the roof if I have to. After that I'll drive to the nearest military base. If there is some vehicles left, I'll try to get a humvee with a mounted gun on the roof. Half the people will gather in that and we'll return to staters and hole ourselves in. And did I forget we would drill a big whole into the roof that we could climb up in and park the helicopter onto the roof. When we run out of options I'll fly the helicopter to Alaska and learn how to survive in the crucial cold where zombies will just freeze to death._________________________________
Guide
1. Always have a vehicle close nearby that is loaded with fresh supplies and ammunition.
2. Find a store like staters and try to "park" inside the store so that you don't have to like kill 100 zombies around the parking lot before you can even reach the store.
3. Make sure you have a weapon. Don't use your fists or legs like you see in movies. That's all fake stuff. Have like 2 knives in your leg area that you can reach easily. Also be sure to have a long range gun like a machine gun. Also it's important to have a secondary in your pocket. Don't use scissors cause they require close range and that'll leave a wide advantage of your hand. Also, don't use butcher knives cause they're really heavy.
4. Have food ready. Bring about 2 days worth of fresh food and maybe 1 month of canned food if possible.
5. If you get all the way to a store then while your holed up. Barricade the windows and doors. If the store has those doors that open by themselves then if you see a black probe above the door there should be a switch that would turn the door off.
6. Avoid using gernades if your in a building. Who knows? You could throw a gernade, it could bounce of a wall and just blow up the wall which makes a door for a zombie.
I have more things to type but I don't want to right now.
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So, what's your plan?
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Knifes :0!!!!!...
mm idk maybe i would try to look for Survivors and i would get them in my house,i would take every freaking thing that could be used as a Weapon : Knifes,Wood,i would make like a fortress with my house...
and i guess COPS would go to streets so they could kill zombies but if i see a Crashed Cop car or something like that its obvious i would search of a gun or a rifle or something lol. -
http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/
also i was discussing this topic with a guy i work with: we decided that weighted blunt objects would be better than sharp implements, as knives, daggers, swords are more likely to get stuck in the zombies... -
Um...ya... no they wouldn't. I agree if you're talking smaller knives, but larger bladed weapons can easily tear through human flesh and bones, especially if it's rotting. also, A cut would cause little trauma and limited spray considering that the heart is not bleeding and blood is not circulating. A blunt impact would send fluids everywhere, increasing the potential to infect others.http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/
also i was discussing this topic with a guy i work with: we decided that weighted blunt objects would be better than sharp implements, as knives, daggers, swords are more likely to get stuck in the zombies... -
Green_Ranger wrote: »Um...ya... no they wouldn't. I agree if you're talking smaller knives, but larger bladed weapons can easily tear through human flesh and bones, especially if it's rotting. also, A cut would cause little trauma and limited spray considering that the heart is not bleeding and blood is not circulating. A blunt impact would send fluids everywhere, increasing the potential to infect others.
hold on - what kind of zombies are we fighting here?
theoretically, muscles need oxygen and glucose to work, to produce the necessary energy: therefor a circulatory system is needed, to provide muscles with this. blood wont be congealed in the circulatory system.
following that the body may or may not be rotting, depending on the state of the immune system and any trauma previously inflicted. if no trauma has been inflicted previously, then their bodies are going to be in pretty good shape.
blunt objects would cause more internal trauma, whereas a cut from a sharp object is going to slice arteries. ergo more spray.
also have you ever tried to cut through bone with say, a meat cleaver? its not as easy as you make out, and thats with a solid object underneath. try slicing through an appendage which doesnt have anything for you to press it against, and the best you'll do is slice the muscle. -
Zombies, by nature of design, are the "walking dead". While what you say is true, if we're talking about zombies... well there's a lot of assumptions we're making. Assuming they are DEAD (which, I think, is important when calling them zombies) then their heart would have stopped. While I understand that in the real world that isn't realistic... c'mon, we're talking about zombies...hold on - what kind of zombies are we fighting here?
theoretically, muscles need oxygen and glucose to work, to produce the necessary energy: therefor a circulatory system is needed, to provide muscles with this. blood wont be congealed in the circulatory system.
following that the body may or may not be rotting, depending on the state of the immune system and any trauma previously inflicted. if no trauma has been inflicted previously, then their bodies are going to be in pretty good shape.
blunt objects would cause more internal trauma, whereas a cut from a sharp object is going to slice arteries. ergo more spray.
also have you ever tried to cut through bone with say, a meat cleaver? its not as easy as you make out, and thats with a solid object underneath. try slicing through an appendage which doesnt have anything for you to press it against, and the best you'll do is slice the muscle.
And about cutting with a meat cleaver: anyone with medical knowledge will tell you that pig flesh is the only thing comparable to human tissue in terms of density. Same goes for our bones. Cutting through pig meat is actually pretty easy compared to beef, and any large blade of reasonable weight would be able to cut through human limbs with relative ease. Only situation where a blade is likely to get caught is when cutting through the torso, as there are many bones to slow and inevitably stop the cut. And honestly, if you are considering cutting a zombie in half, then you're asking for trouble... it would be in your best interest to conserve energy and limit swings to the head.
Even if we we're to add a touch of realism, zombies would very likely have a limited circulatory system; a weakened heart due to perhaps significant loss of blood and having gone through "death". A simple cut through the neck would cause a very limited burst, if anything at all.
Try slapping water with your palm and "chopping" it. Which splatters more? -
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Green_Ranger wrote: »Zombies, by nature of design, are the "walking dead". While what you say is true, if we're talking about zombies... well there's a lot of assumptions we're making. Assuming they are DEAD (which, I think, is important when calling them zombies) then their heart would have stopped. While I understand that in the real world that isn't realistic... c'mon, we're talking about zombies...
And about cutting with a meat cleaver: anyone with medical knowledge will tell you that pig flesh is the only thing comparable to human tissue in terms of density. Same goes for our bones. Cutting through pig meat is actually pretty easy compared to beef, and any large blade of reasonable weight would be able to cut through human limbs with relative ease. Only situation where a blade is likely to get caught is when cutting through the torso, as there are many bones to slow and inevitably stop the cut. And honestly, if you are considering cutting a zombie in half, then you're asking for trouble... it would be in your best interest to conserve energy and limit swings to the head.
Even if we we're to add a touch of realism, zombies would very likely have a limited circulatory system; a weakened heart due to perhaps significant loss of blood and having gone through "death". A simple cut through the neck would cause a very limited burst, if anything at all.
Try slapping water with your palm and "chopping" it. Which splatters more?
If youre trying to insinuate that zombies can defy nature then just no.
the only possible zombies are those that have contracted a disease or virus.
therefor, blood and bodily fluids - everywhere. not necessarily 'death'.
also since when was a human body like a pool of water?
ever punched someone in the chest? not much blood, just bruising, the concept would be the same for say a baseball bat or club, except there would be internal damage. heads are slightly different, but a blow to the head cause little in the way of bleeding flesh, apart from nose ears and mouth, ears even less so. and a good sound hit round the side of the head, well not much blood... -
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I'm sorry, I didn't realize zombies were real...If youre trying to insinuate that zombies can defy nature then just no.
the only possible zombies are those that have contracted a disease or virus.
therefor, blood and bodily fluids - everywhere. not necessarily 'death'.
also since when was a human body like a pool of water?
ever punched someone in the chest? not much blood, just bruising, the concept would be the same for say a baseball bat or club, except there would be internal damage. heads are slightly different, but a blow to the head cause little in the way of bleeding flesh, apart from nose ears and mouth, ears even less so. and a good sound hit round the side of the head, well not much blood...
Anyone that's been punched in the face (or watched the UFC, for that matter) can tell you that blunt objects (i.e a fist) can tear human tissue rather easily if swung with enough force. Not saying that your stomach punch example is silly, but really? You would swing a bat to a "zombie's" belly? To what end? Under reasonable assumptions I would say you're smart enough to know to aim for the head, as a blow to the torso is useless under MOST circumstances.
And like I said in my last post...
This assumes we're talking about your classic zombie. If you're thinking along the lines of "intelligent" zombies like in "28 Days Later", then a blunt object would only be viable if your intent was to break bones and immobilize. Historically, blunt objects have been replaced by bladed ones because of their utility and ability for trauma. The only time blunt weapons regained a significant role was when armor was introduced; it was better to transmit as much force as possible through the armor than cut it completely. Now if you bring up armored zombies next....Even if we we're to add a touch of realism, zombies would very likely have a limited circulatory system; a weakened heart due to perhaps significant loss of blood and having gone through "death". A simple cut through the neck would cause a very limited burst, if anything at all.
EDIT:CallMeSoul wrote: »there is a reason ur a troll u have no sense of humor or a backround of games
Ikr, that kid annoys the crap out of me...
He successfully got under my skin in a total of 4 days. -
Green_Ranger wrote: »I'm sorry, I didn't realize zombies were real...
Anyone that's been punched in the face (or watched the UFC, for that matter) can tell you that blunt objects (i.e a fist) can tear human tissue rather easily if swung with enough force. Not saying that your stomach punch example is silly, but really? You would swing a bat to a "zombie's" belly? To what end? Under reasonable assumptions I would say you're smart enough to know to aim for the head, as a blow to the torso is useless under MOST circumstances.
And like I said in my last post...
This assumes we're talking about your classic zombie. If you're thinking along the lines of "intelligent" zombies like in "28 Days Later", then a blunt object would only be viable if your intent was to break bones and immobilize. Historically, blunt objects have been replaced by bladed ones because of their utility and ability for trauma. The only time blunt weapons regained a significant role was when armor was introduced; it was better to transmit as much force as possible through the armor than cut it completely. Now if you bring up armored zombies next....
i swear i said a punch in the face causes little in the way of bloodshed? not that there would not be any. ofcourse i may be wrong.
yeah im talking about VIABLE zombies. you know, like the OP said - ones which could actually exist...
if we're talking about the viable zombies where transmission is via bodily fluid because it is bacterial or virus borne, then getting as little bodily fluid on you is a pro.
by all means use a sword or whatever, but when i see your pretty zombie face cos you got a whole load of blood in your eyes and mouth... well dont expect any sympathy - infact i will write that on my club so i can leave it imprinted backwards on your body
and yes, immobilise, im not an idiot im not about to take on a throng of zombies. i much prefer survival thanks. -
It's all a matter of simple physics. I've got the weight of my weapon focused on a very thin line, while yours is spread on a much larger surface. The amount of force I would need to apply to cut through your average, regular-build zombie neck would be minimal compared to your swing to crush his skull.i swear i said a punch in the face causes little in the way of bloodshed? not that there would not be any. ofcourse i may be wrong.
yeah im talking about VIABLE zombies. you know, like the OP said - ones which could actually exist...
if we're talking about the viable zombies where transmission is via bodily fluid because it is bacterial or virus borne, then getting as little bodily fluid on you is a pro.
by all means use a sword or whatever, but when i see your pretty zombie face cos you got a whole load of blood in your eyes and mouth... well dont expect any sympathy - infact i will write that on my club so i can leave it imprinted backwards on your body
and yes, immobilise, im not an idiot im not about to take on a throng of zombies. i much prefer survival thanks.
And while you'd definitely have better luck breaking their legs than I would cutting them (everyone knows the strength of the human femur), that wouldn't really stop him/her from coming at you... albeit at a slower pace.
So I'll conserve the most energy possible, swing for the neck once and watch as you break their legs or beat their skulls in. Chances are the corpses I'll pile up won't be biting at my ankles, and I'll have enough energy left over to come clean up your mess and save your ass rather than beat it in. -
Aw, I'd hate to have to bury your ass after I cut your head off. I'll make it as clean as possible, and write " Aff, ae fdp" on your gravestonePickleMunzta wrote: »I changed my mind, I'm gonna be a zombie and own you guys while you argue about weapons
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You know, there's a reason we moved from using clubs as cavemen to swords as real men. But it's ok, I'll let you tell me I was right after I save you from all those ankle-biters with broken backs/limbs.ehh weve decided about weapons. hes gonna use a sword, im gonna use a club. go get his first then you can both come and tell me how easy it was to zombify him -
ermm maces and clubs are still in use today. also maces and clubs have never gone out of fashion...
point of fact is, a sword is all well and good, if you like blood spraying, and im sure a sword stays nice and sharp after cutting through those bones and whatnot. goodluck sharpening that when they come for you. -
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You're right, they are still in use... primarily in law enforcement as a 'less lethal' side arm and crime deterrent.ermm maces and clubs are still in use today. also maces and clubs have never gone out of fashion...
point of fact is, a sword is all well and good, if you like blood spraying, and im sure a sword stays nice and sharp after cutting through those bones and whatnot. goodluck sharpening that when they come for you.
Spray will be an issue for both of us if we deal lethal blows (i.e to the head), but I'll be wearing goggles and covering my mouth. As for sharpness... well that's a funny point you're making; if my sword goes blunt, then it'll be similar to what you're using... and if you think I'll be in trouble that doesn't really do you any favors >.>
EDIT:bluehammer wrote: »and add a picture next to your face showing
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