Saying random phrases

Lately, people have been using phrases or abbreviations that does not mean anything at all. It catches on with other people because it annoys the heck out of others(myself not included). I think people should realize that what they say does not mean anything at all, and they could be trying to pick an OGA(Online Gaming Arguing/Arguments) with a kid.
While other phrases shouldn't be used at all, because there are no relevance to anything they say. Other things can get people banned.

Here are a few examples:
1. COOL STORY BRO!
2. QQ
3. RQ
4. Noobs
5. Quer quem zp.

Example 1.
GAME1
Kid1 : "I've played 10 straight games with a hacker in it. I come into this room, and there's another one. This is ret.arded."
Kid2 : "COOL STORY BRO!"

What it means:
Kid1 is trying to tell the rest of the players in GAME1 that he's played in 10 straight games with a hacker in them. While on the other hand, Kid2 just says, "COOL STORY BRO!"

Who Kid2 is in real life:
HotGirl1: Hey, we've been talking for a few months now and I really like you. Do you want to start a relationship?
Kid2: COOL STORY BRO
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What it could mean:
Kid2 might have multiple accounts, some used for hacking, other used for scamming. Because of his response, "COOL STORY BRO!", he realizes that hackers annoy Kid1, thus if "COOL STORY BRO" annoys him, and hackers annoy him, "COOL STORY BRO!"=Hacker, with Kid2 using different accounts. Then there are just people who just drops in randomly to say, "COOL STORY BRO!".

Example 2
Game2

Kid1: I hate snipers, they are so cheap.
Kid2: QQ

What it means:
Kid1 is trying to express his anger towards players who are using the 1 hit kill sniper, in other words the AWM(most likely). Kid2 on the other hand, says, "QQ". QQ is not a word and IS an abbreviation for ALT+Q+Q in a game called WarCraft II, where in THAT game, it is the equivalent to ESC+ENTER+ENTER.

Who Kid2 is in real life:
Kid2'sMom: Kid2, you can't play CF if you're failing all your classes. I'm going to take your computer away.
Kid2: QQ MOM, QQ.

What it could mean:
Kid2 does not know what QQ mean.

Example 3:
Game3

Kid2: You're a noob. GTFO and uninstall CF, you're a disease to CF, you stupid BR NOOB.
Kid1: I just started this game yesterday. And I'm from North Texas. What is your problem dude?

What it means: Kid2 obviously doesn't know how a new player plays like. It shouldn't be hard to know that the majority of all new players have slower reactions and do not know much about the game. Kid1 just started playing, man CHILLAX.

Who Kid2 is in real life:
Kid2'sFootballCoach: Kid2, you cannot tackle your own Quarterback. You have to block for him. Got it?
Kid2: STFU coach, you're a Noob.

What it could mean:
Kid2 is also a new player who's slightly better than the majority of the new players. It doesn't take much to realize who a new player is, so he obviously just want to pick on someone who's much less skilled than he his.

**Note, NOOBs just mean someone is just very beginner at something they are doing. In a sense, noob doesn't really mean anything.

So these are examples of how these people uses phrases that does not make any sense. Never the less, it just makes them look more stupid than not. It also gives many people the impression of who they are in real life. And this is just the reality. (MORE DUMB PEOPLE THAN NOT). Good Day.

**PS, Got anymore phrases or abbrevations? Add them here and come up with your OWN examples.