funny sayings?

DUKEofYORK · September 2010

Like...
Lifes a glitch-Then you die!

Ackbarr · September 2010

Earth without art is just-eh.
Not funny tho.

Diet is just "die" with a t.

DukeMonkey · September 2010

"I may be drunk madam, but you are ugly. Tomorrow i will be sober, YOU WILL STILL BE UGLY!" Winston Churchill.

CookieMunzta · September 2010

"I like to learning English!" - my ex :rolleyes:

MonkeyMunzta wrote: »

Earth without art is just-eh.

I like that one ^_^

Possible FB status for later

DUKEMUNZTA · September 2010

Monkey-Munzta business ftw!

DUKEofYORK · April 2011

A man walks into a bar with a pig under his arm...
"Where you find that swine?" askes the bartender...
"He bought me in the market" answers the pig!

Lame ass still...

CookieMunzta · April 2011

DUKEofPORK wrote: »

A man walks into a bar with a pig under his arm...
"Where you find that swine?" askes the bartender...
"He bought me in the market" answers the pig!

Lame ass still...

I much prefer the non-PC version

Sunslash · April 2011

Similar to your first, but "Dont take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway."

bjdjkind · April 2011

how many majors does it take to screw in a light bulb???

none,they would just buy somebody with zp to do it 4 them

PWNED!!!!

DUKEofYORK · April 2011

Jewish man goes to buy a man utd season ticket, woman says , are you circumcised? yes. replies the man , sorry she says, you have to be a complete **** to be a man utd fan .

Wall_E_Mask · April 2011

DUKEofPORK wrote: »

Jewish man goes to buy a man utd season ticket, woman says , are you circumcised? yes. replies the man , sorry she says, you have to be a complete **** to be a man utd fan .

Huhu, I giggled on that one

Just a question, funny sayings or jokes in general?

As per funny sayings:

Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

/pedostare

DUKEofYORK · April 2011

Green_Ranger wrote: »

Huhu, I giggled on that one

Just a question, funny sayings or jokes in general?

As per funny sayings:

Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

/pedostare

Either works for me.

Dam! You get me banned!

funny sayings?

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