The Scar Light parody

nice parody... but include a sawn-off M12s secondary wep as a promotion

L0LSmilyFace wrote: »

Do the M9 next.

Its so op.

M9?

I don't even...

Lul'd. XD


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Niark Niark... for your next one, do it on the Glock... there's plenty of OP thing's about it, like a semi-useless three-round burst setting and the fact that it should be fully-auto, but sadly is semi-auto

rofl includes special edition words like porra ha.very nice.

Kilanomane wrote: »

Seriously, since the M9 is not OP, I don't see how I can make a funny publicity.

But I might find something for the M9, just let me some time NIARK NIARK.

The eff you mean? Its so dam OP. I can kill 0 people with it.

NERF!

Kilanomane wrote: »

Hey you! YES YOU!



Looking for the best gun evar in Crossfire?

Put down your Micro-Galil and taste the power of the new Scar Light!



As in the previous publicity of the M12s, the *coughcoughScrubLightcough*
ermm sorry the Scar Light contains an anti-recoil and a reload speed hack.
Don't worry, they are legit! Plus it is lightweight!

Here is a sum up of the instruction booklet: Put some glue under the finger you use to Left-click. Left-click. Reload. Left-click. Reload. Etc...

Why aren't you calling now? OH WAIT! We just forgot to mention you will also
receive a complete armor and, not a SPOP, not Barney the dino, but a "ZOMG I CAN SEE UNDER HER SKIRT" S.T.A.R !!!

This offer also include the special edition set of the words used by professional players only, such as: AFF, PORRA, FDP, CARAHLOOOOO, SEU NOOB, FOI MAL and much more! *200 and + ping not included

Call know at 555-SL-NOOBS or visit our website: www.omgipownwithscrublightduhimwonderingwhy.com

Side effects may include: Mutual hatred, AFF, “scar light noob”, F11F11F11F11F11F11 and Alzheimer's disease.

Can i get fries with dat?

St0nedX wrote: »

Niark Niark... for your next one, do it on the Glock... there's plenty of OP thing's about it, like a semi-useless three-round burst setting and the fact that it should be fully-auto, but sadly is semi-auto

DUDE GLOCK UZI M AND MICRO GALIL ARE ALL op SO MUCH ITS UNBELIEVABLE PLEASE NERF THEM
also nerf adigas rank and fenix
pss them off and demote them.

THE site is off air. lol
Cant buy... But cab i buy the macros look awesome for nothing!

Kilanomane wrote: »

Hey you! YES YOU!

This offer also include the special edition set of the words used by professional players only, such as: AFF, PORRA, FDP, CARAHLOOOOO, SEU NOOB, FOI MAL and much more! *200 and + ping not included

Call know at 555-SL-NOOBS or visit our website: www.omgipownwithscrublightduhimwonderingwhy.com

Side effects may include: Mutual hatred, AFF, “scar light noob”, F11F11F11F11F11F11 and Alzheimer's disease.

That part made me laugh

L0LSmilyFace wrote: »

Do the M9 next.

Its so op.

It's so OP it gives the enemy health.

Seriously, it's not THAT op
until now, anyone using a SL get's pwned by my m16 or winchester scope O_O
the only reason would be they suck or it's not that op.
SL is nothing compared to the m12
i saw total noobs buying the m12 and suddenly became "pro"