The M12s parody

Tired of getting shi.tty scores like 53/4 in Ship?
Tired of using your Scar Light and getting kicked all the time?
Tired of killing your mate with your nade to get their Golden weapon?

We have the solution for you with the new revolutionnary weapon that will
change every aspects of your life: Introducing the M12s!

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The M12s is a submachine gun used by proffessional players only!
YES! I'm talking about you! It contains a anti-recoil hac.k! And this
one is legit! The rate of fire is faster than the his cousin the MP5
and has a 40/80 ammo distribution.

So turn-off your "Made in Brazil" chams and buy one today!

Call at 555-LUV-M12S or get informations on www.omgineednoobyweaponstowin.com


Secondary effects may include: Get insulted, get kicked, decreasation of skills, ZOMG I'M SPRAYING, death by hand swallow, and much more...
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