The M12s parody
Tired of getting shi.tty scores like 53/4 in Ship?
Tired of using your Scar Light and getting kicked all the time?
Tired of killing your mate with your nade to get their Golden weapon?
We have the solution for you with the new revolutionnary weapon that will
change every aspects of your life: Introducing the M12s!
The M12s is a submachine gun used by proffessional players only!
YES! I'm talking about you! It contains a anti-recoil hac.k! And this
one is legit! The rate of fire is faster than the his cousin the MP5
and has a 40/80 ammo distribution.
So turn-off your "Made in Brazil" chams and buy one today!
Call at 555-LUV-M12S or get informations on www.omgineednoobyweaponstowin.com
Secondary effects may include: Get insulted, get kicked, decreasation of skills, ZOMG I'M SPRAYING, death by hand swallow, and much more...
Tired of using your Scar Light and getting kicked all the time?
Tired of killing your mate with your nade to get their Golden weapon?
We have the solution for you with the new revolutionnary weapon that will
change every aspects of your life: Introducing the M12s!
The M12s is a submachine gun used by proffessional players only!
YES! I'm talking about you! It contains a anti-recoil hac.k! And this
one is legit! The rate of fire is faster than the his cousin the MP5
and has a 40/80 ammo distribution.
So turn-off your "Made in Brazil" chams and buy one today!
Call at 555-LUV-M12S or get informations on www.omgineednoobyweaponstowin.com
Secondary effects may include: Get insulted, get kicked, decreasation of skills, ZOMG I'M SPRAYING, death by hand swallow, and much more...
Comments
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as in an M1A2 Abrams tank, or super BR tanking armor?
i want a 120mm cannon...
Who needs a massive tank to help, when you can use our special tank-o-matic and not take damage!
And for those majorly "Pro" players, we have the M12s Red Dragon! 80-240 Ammo Size! -
Who needs a massive tank to help, when you can use our special tank-o-matic and not take damage!
And for those majorly "Pro" players, we have the M12s Red Dragon! 80-240 Ammo Size!
i'd buy one just to give the BR's a taste of their own lack of skill -
lol... might as well tape your finger to the left mouse button with an M12s RD...
i'd buy one just to give the BR's a taste of their own lack of skill
Scrub lights Beware!!!!!!! The Red Dragon is here. Rawrz.
Okay, lets stop spamming before this gets closed. Wait. We ARE on topic. I LOVE THIS THREAD! -
Who needs a massive tank to help, when you can use our special tank-o-matic and not take damage!
And for those majorly "Pro" players, we have the M12s Red Dragon! 80-240 Ammo Size!
Now with double damage and double fire rate! Also, if you call now, you get a special pill will makes you teleport everywhere, gives you infinite tolerance to damage, and gives you over 9000!!!! PING!
BUT WAIT!
We're just not done yet, when you call now! Not only will you get the M12s Red Dragon, teleportation powers, full tolerance to bullets and over 9000!!!! ping. You'll also get a free aimbot!
Just call now at 1-800-IAM-NOOB or 1-800-426-6662.
What are you waiting for? Call now and start lagging the *@&! out of those NOOBS! -
Now with double damage and double fire rate! Also, if you call now, you get a special pill will makes you teleport everywhere, gives you infinite tolerance to damage, and gives you over 9000!!!! PING!
BUT WAIT!
We're just not done yet, when you call now! Not only will you get the M12s Red Dragon, teleportation powers, full tolerance to bullets and over 9000!!!! ping. You'll also get a free aimbot!
Just call now at 1-800-IAM-NOOB or 1-800-426-6662.
What are you waiting for? Call now and start lagging the *@&! out of those NOOBS!
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