Zombie Survival Plan

RaptorJebus · July 2010

2012, Zombie Breakout

So the Govt, evacuated the city, leaving you and some other survivor with hoards and hoards of undead/zombie. Now, you and other survivors must come up with a plan to survive (no supplies drop, waiting for rescue, you're on your own).

TL;DR: post yer zombie breakout plan

Edit: wrong section, please move this to OT

0xBoF · July 2010

Should be in OT.

I would find a gun store and kill someone and eat them. And do what they did on the movie "the road"

CF_Jamil · July 2010

YAY more Zombie/Monster/ResidentEvil/DawnOfTheDead. Just get ideas off of the movies.

RaptorJebus · July 2010

KillGod wrote: »

Should be in OT.

I would find a gun store and kill someone and eat them. And do what they did on the movie "the road"

congrazt, you become one of them

akaselfish1 · July 2010

I would first go to a gun shop get LOAD AND LOADS of guns/ammunition.Then go to a gas station while fighting off zombies with some of my guns.(The rest are in my backpack/waist).
Then get bags and stock chips/water/beefjerky/candy/energy drinks/meat/light and lighter fluid.
Then i would go into a furniture store barricade it up with beds etc...
Then spread the lighter fluid all over the store then put meat at the back of the store like 4pounds of it.Id take cover under a bed wait for MOST horde of the zombies to fight for the meat then i would light the fluid and run out the store.Then bust at the dual golden deagles and bust out the city hitch a ride with a trucker...and go to LA.get it got it good.

0xBoF · July 2010

Raptor_Jesus wrote: »

congrazt, you become one of them

How? I read the TL;DR part, and only responded to that.

YoonYul · July 2010

stay home and hope the zombies won't break into my house.

L0LSmilyFace · July 2010

I bet no one would know what to do if a zombie invasion or something would happen. You would just freak out. A machete takes care of everything in my opinion.

iStalkHpx · July 2010

well, first of all, i would lock all the doors, close blinds, nail 2 by 4s on the windows & doors, then i would make sure i have a computer with internet and play CF.

L0LSmilyFace · July 2010

What if zombies eat teh internetz!?!?! WHAT WE DO NOW!?!?!?

So let's say you already got the weapons and the food. First thing I would do is duck tape all my windows. Nail 2 by 4s to my doors and windows as well. Dig a little tunnel under my home in case hell breaks lose. Barb wire all the perimeter. Block every possible entrance with something big and heavy (Automobiles ;D). Get rid of the pets. Why? They can attract the zombies :[

I think that would help a lot

R4MM3R · July 2010

I'd fap to them

they wil go like WTF this one is crazy, im not gonna eat his brainz maybe it wil kil me or something

and i wil be their king and they wil get me zombie chicks

SideEff3cts · July 2010

Grab some guns, food/water, steal a boat and try to get into Madagascar before they shut down everything.

R4MM3R wrote: »

I'd fap to them

they wil go like WTF this one is crazy, im not gonna eat his brainz maybe it wil kil me or something

and i wil be their king and they wil get me zombie chicks

Haha like the spitters or w.e from l4d.

L0LSmilyFace · July 2010

I can tell you planned this the day you were born. Genius man.

iOwn4ge · July 2010

Hide under a rock.

FuturistiK · July 2010

lmYoona wrote: »

stay home and hope the zombies won't break into my house.

I would probably do the same.

Cleatz · July 2010

Before the outbreak, I'd listen in on strange events (ex. homicides involving maimed bodies), stock up on non-perishables and go by me a gun license and practice on a range. Purchase reliable firearms. Get fit and acquire enough bicycles for me and family (cars attract zombie attention and require maintenance). Get some melee weapons, and by the time the breakout occurs. Im ready to book it north into the territories in Canada. Build a cottage and surround it with Wire fence and barbed wire.

And get earplugs.

R4MM3R · July 2010

get laid at least a hundred times

RunnyBabbit · July 2010

everyone who posted a BS zombie survival plan is gonna get their brainz eaten

RaptorJebus · July 2010

My plan:

Stock up on Gas, canned food, fresh water and Gun/ammo

go to the nearest Cruise dock

hijack a cruise ship, load up with water/gas food supplies

sail to the middle of the ocean (West coast)

0hh · July 2010

I'ma stick to the Zombieland rules, if you watched the movie, you'd know what I was talking about.

And also, find a well supplied gun store and if you can aim appropriately you're set.

Th3_V1P3R · July 2010

I'll use walk though wall haak and get inside a box with plenty of KFC.

Cleatz · July 2010

Ive read the Zombie Survival Guide. Its pretty complicated surviving in a post-apocalyptic world unless you get everything right.

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