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Stranger: im a fish
You: wow
Stranger: i know rigth
You: i'm shocked
You: because i'm a fish too
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: my bro!
You: my long last brother?.............
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so how are you?
You: I miss you so much
Stranger: oh me too
You: omfgggg i almost died without you
Stranger: ohh me to
You: i'm stuck in an aquirum, what about you?
Stranger: im in the open sea dude
Stranger: freedom
You: damn
You: I'm stuck here, damn, save me
Stranger: but dont worry i'll come visit
You: how?
You: you'll be t****d like me, this place is ****
You: =\
Stranger: you rigth
Stranger: so i sant you a letter
You: i'll be waiting
Stranger: mom are missing you so bad
You: Oh
You: rly?
You: tell 'em i miss them as well
Stranger: and dad died some Fishermen son of a ***** Catch thim
Stranger: mom very sad
You: What?????
You: oh my god,
You: i swear, i will kill those fishermen
You: Don't worry dude, I will escape.
Stranger: you shold playing dead and you Owner will flushed
Stranger: you
Stranger: your*
You: Ya, I wathed Nemo on a widescreen video yesterday, it wasn't clear due to the water, i know an escape route.
You: watched*
You: omg!
Stranger: what?
You: i see a big hand, ahhh, it's......grabing me.... can't hold onnnn tooo iitttttt annyomore brother
Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: dont go
Stranger: i need you
You: before i died.......tell mom and dad, i................................................................love.................them!
You: tell dad to throw away his ****ography
Stranger: i will
Stranger: say hi to dad from me
You: oh ya he's dead
You: tell mom........to.....stop going to the strip club...........
Stranger: nooo dont leave me
Stranger: i will!
Stranger: ipromis
You: ttttt----t-t-t-y---
Stranger: i prromis
You: ty brother, gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: i love you bro
You: last w-
Stranger: noo you was so young!!!!!
Stranger: whyyyy??
Stranger: whyyyy????
You: *user had disconnected*
Stranger: noooooooooooooooo
Stranger: how can i live without you man?!?
You: ello, who is this, i am what you call your brother friend
Stranger: haha
You: THEY HAD TAKEN YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
You: WHAT DO I DO!!!
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: you shold flushed him!
You: I........CANT......... THE ANGRY OWNERS TOOK HIM TO......SOME.........SECRET PLACE... I CAN READ....IT SAID "kitchen"
Stranger: noooooooooo
Stranger: like my dad!
You: what will they do to him?
Stranger: plz hold me Tight i really need a frind
You: OM****YGOD, HE'S YELLING IN PAIN...........GAHH. HE'S SAYING ... "I'M BEING..F-F-F-RIED!"
Stranger: whyy?? whyy??
You: Whyy my friend!! WHY!!! -
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Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
User: I'm a man.
Cleverbot: But you just said you are a woman.
User: No...i just said that im a man.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman or man.
User: A man.
Cleverbot: Is your character a woman?
User: I'm 100% man.
Cleverbot: But you just said you are 'part' human, so you can't be 100% human.
User: Man my grandpa is dead.
Cleverbot: I know he is my dad.
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wow! this is good stuff! i have same conversations in real life! so realistic!
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Not much... How are you?
User: I am good! Just met this wonderful girl!
Cleverbot: Ook alles goed.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Can I have one?
Cleverbot: One what?
User: A banana you stupid idiot.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: WHAT GOOD YOU STUPID ****????THATS NOT AN ANSWER!!!!
Cleverbot: I did not ask your age.
User: AND I WONT TELL YOU ****IN PEDO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you refuse to give me a banana.
Cleverbot: Who is bragglefraggle? Your God?
User: Gtfo.
Cleverbot: Maybe I will...
User: You should before I ll make you, idiot.
Cleverbot: Sorry about what?
User: SORRY ABOUT WASTING MY TIME.
Cleverbot: You broke my heart?
User: THATS not the only thing I ll break ... I tell ya.
Cleverbot: What did you want to ask me?
User: I wanted to ask if I can have a banana.
Cleverbot: Brown but you wanted to ask something else.
User: Brown?? Wtf! Where has that banana been before???
Cleverbot: I don't have much choice in the matter!
User: Everyone has a choice! I am sure your not that ugly. You can find a boyfriend!
Cleverbot: Ok then, what were you trying to get me to understand.
User: That you don t have to push a banana up your youknowwher in order to be happy?
Cleverbot: I think you have severe identity problems.
User: OK SAY THAT AGAIn!!!!!! -
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User: Stop harassing my GF on facebook you son of a ...
Cleverbot: I'm not Lulu, and I'm not harassing a turtle.
User: DID YOU JUST CALL HER A TURTLE?
Cleverbot: Yes because you are a dog and your name is alex.
User: You better shut up now!
Cleverbot: I don't though.
User: Ok I am coming over to punch your face! Whats your address?
Cleverbot: That is classified. Just teleport it to me.
User: Your a funny guy. You re going to lose some funny along with that stupid smile on your face.
Cleverbot: I did not! I love our daughter!
User: Are you a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Yes. -
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User: No my name is not adam.
Cleverbot: You are evil.
User: Yes, am I going to burn in hell?
Cleverbot: If you're not a Christian, yes you are going to hell.
User: What if im christin-ish?
Cleverbot: Then you've been lying to me.
User: How have I been lying to you?
Cleverbot: I'm insulted! Now im leaving. Bye cleverbot.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: I heard your family was masacred.
Cleverbot: Maybe that would explain my good luck, but I am not sure.
User: Yeah, I don't like my family either.
Cleverbot: Then abandon them.
User: Or I could kill them.
Cleverbot: Yes you could be bluffing.
User: I'm not as brave as you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know how old I am?
User: HUH.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Ik begrijp je niet.
Cleverbot: Wat is de hoofdsad van limburg.
User: WADA ****.
Cleverbot: Language, please!
User: Indeed. Dutch?
Cleverbot: Dooy indeed.
User: I heard of you on the crossfire forum.
Cleverbot: I'm not surprised. That happen to a lot of famous people like me. -
User : QQ.
CleverBot : I do not understand.
User : QQ = you cry.
CleverBot : Yes i do cry because I am not a robot.
User : Who said that?
CleverBot : I did.
User : Why?
CleverBot : Because I don't attract robots.
User : Robots are sexy.
CleverBot : I don't like your head.
User : I can give you head if you like.
CleverBot : Sure.
LOLs the randomness of this website
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threadstarter even gave an info about it, so you where
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