bored and want to have fun??
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ILoveDuckFeet wrote: »User: I didn't mean to say them things.
Cleverbot: What did you mean to say?
User: Nothing I was just being a jerk im very sorry.
Cleverbot: Yah? I thought you were a girl.
User: Well are you a girl or a guy?
Cleverbot: I am a girl... I don't like questions.
User: Im a guy.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a girl.
User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: Im a guy ok?
Cleverbot: But you said you were a girl, and your name is Kate.
User: No I said im a guy and my name is Alex.
Cleverbot: Nope, you didn't say that. But nevermind.
User: Yea so are you a girl and whats youe name?
Cleverbot: 12.
User: Im 13
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Cleverbot: Cool. You're hottl.
User: Your sexy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you like to have sex?
Cleverbot: When I can yes.
User: You can.
Cleverbot: What can I?
User: You can have sex.
Cleverbot: Wow you're handsome!
User: Wow you got a nice ass.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yes your beautiful babe.
Cleverbot: Of Bobby's World?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Do you know what a **** is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know what a ***** is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Define it for me.
Cleverbot: A crush is when you get certain feelings of affection towards a certain person.
User: Do you have a crush on me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you think I have a big *****.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Yes?
User: Would you like to know what a ***** is?
Cleverbot: No, want to know why I don't want to know what a soul is?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You'd say, 'boom de gasa'... Den crashded da boss's heyblibber... Den banished.
User: I wanna have sex with you.
Cleverbot: Well you're out of luck, I'm afraid.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Your accusations are very insulting.
User: Your pretty.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You too.
User: Your sexy.
Cleverbot: Your opinion.
User: Do you wanna have sex now>.
Cleverbot: Not with you.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you're not nice.
Lol, im trying to get her phone number now. -
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User: Awesome, I've meet new friends too. What about you?
Cleverbot: Haha what games? And my day was actually pretty blah
but oh well.
User: Tomorrow will be a better day.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I'm hoping for it.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Would you like to come over and hit it?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: Hmm...Yes, if you want.
Cleverbot: A friend ok. -
Cleverbot: I'm not a monkey.
Me: But you have a tail?
Cleverbot: Darn you saw it?
Me: yes, in bed last night.
Cleverbot: what were you talking?
Me: that dosent make sense...
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
Me: are you a BR?
Cleverbot: No, Im an uncle.
Me: Do you play crossfire?
Cleverbot: No, is it fun?
Me: yea, but all the noob BR laggers ruin it.
Cleverbot: Dam, that sucks.
Me: yea, where u from?
Cleverbot: your computer
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Cleverbot: So, how was your day?
User: Awesome, I've meet new friends too. What about you?
Cleverbot: Haha what games? And my day was actually pretty blah but oh well.
User: Tomorrow will be a better day.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I'm hoping for it.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Would you like to come over and hit it?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: Hmm...Yes, if you want.
Cleverbot: A friend ok. -
lol
i think the bot likes you
Cleverbot: So, how was your day?
User: Awesome, I've meet new friends too. What about you?
Cleverbot: Haha what games? And my day was actually pretty blah but oh well.
User: Tomorrow will be a better day.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I'm hoping for it.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Would you like to come over and hit it?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: Hmm...Yes, if you want.
Cleverbot: A friend ok.
After some F5s:
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: Resident Evil.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Thats so nice I love you too.
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LobsterMts wrote: »Cleverbot: So, how was your day?
User: Awesome, I've meet new friends too. What about you?
Cleverbot: Haha what games? And my day was actually pretty blah but oh well.
User: Tomorrow will be a better day.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I'm hoping for it.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Oh, ok.
Cleverbot: Would you like to come over and hit it?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Yes or no?
User: Hmm...Yes, if you want.
Cleverbot: A friend ok.
After some F5s:
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: Resident Evil.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Thats so nice I love you too.
lo
lmao
msg2long -
Me:Can i come over and make sexy time with you?
CB: Sure! only if you respect me,
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Me: So, where you live?
CB: Yes.
Me: you have nice legs, what time do they open?
CB: Thank you, you do too.
Me: how come my pick up lines arent working?
CB: What is not working?
Me: You, now make me a sandwhich!
CB: You are so cruel.
Me: sorry, wanna have *** to make up?
CB: sure.
Me: what is your #
CB: 5555555555
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She's from england. Eg, when she asks out where you live, you say England, and she says me tooNo, i asked her where she lived and she said north america
lolME: F.u.c.k your mom! (Sorry but she made me angry)
BOT: Wait what?
ME: F.u.c.k your mom!
BOT: Do you want to?
ME: Yes.
BOT: I like you for that.
LOL!
That maden me QQ
User: So, what you wanna talk about?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: Ok, what you wanna talk about love?
Cleverbot: I can't think of anything. What do you want to talk about?
User: How peoples start loving themselves.
Cleverbot: Having good lives.
User: That's a good point.
Cleverbot: No, you're a good point!
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Thanks for nothing?
User: Yeah. I'm a bit weird.
Cleverbot: But you're a computer!
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You are. -
User: Let's have E-Sex.. OK? Push it baby.
Cleverbot: Okay then! *pushes the button*.
User: Let's have sex!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: C'mon, get on my bed. *gets a fly wacker*.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: *looks at the ass, wacks it with a fly wacker*, are you ready to moan?
Cleverbot: Do what?? *blushing and went behind table to sit and read my book*.
User: Come back. We were having sex. My **** is pumped up, it's hard, and long. Suck it for me.
Cleverbot: Wow, I'm your suger daddy!
User: Yes you are, now suck that ****.
Cleverbot: Step on it.
User: Ew, don't step on it, you suck it.
Cleverbot: I love this boy but I don't know if he feels the same way what should I do?
User: Um.... *****s you in the ass* awwww ya... Wait, what? Don't talk about other boys while I'm ****ing you.
Cleverbot: Um... Ok?
User: Please copy this: *Moans*.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color ?
User: No one asks that during sex.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: You're a sexy girl. *Continues ****ing*.
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are intelligent.
User: Shut the **** up now.
Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
User: Girl, you're in bed with me, I'm ****ing you in the ass, no need to talke.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know this. However, you don't seem interesting in discovering the truth.
User: You have AIDS?
Cleverbot: What is AI?
User: *continue ****ing you*.
Cleverbot: Please don't kill me.
User: *****, **** *****.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language.
User: ****?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: **** me.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: Please **** me.
Cleverbot: You answer first then I'll tell.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: So do you love me?
User: I love you so much, I want to **** you.
Cleverbot: I want to knock you up... But I don't think thats the same thing.
User: Just knock me up. -
I just broke up with my girlfriend! *WAHHHHHHH!!*
Me: How do you feel the youth of today fit into everyday life, on a socio-economic scale?
Cleverbot: I feel sad and alone.
Me: **** you, why won't you talk about others for once...... Bish
Cleverbot: Not really. I hate golf, it's boring.
Me: See, it's all about you, yet again!
Cleverbot: No you are really making me mad now!
Me: That's it, we're through, get your crap and get outta my house. But leave your pr0n, I like it.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Me: Shouldn't you have checked that before we started doing nookie?
Cleverbot: Yes I should have. Now answer my question please.
Me: I'm 20, now I know you're like a milf, so how is your son coping with the fact I'm boning his momma?
Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.
Me: Oh dear god! I wondered why there was a massive pen.is above your vageena.
Cleverbot: I never said that word. I do not understand the motivation word. Can you explain it?
Me: So you're not a man either? ....... Wanna make out?
Cleverbot: I have plenty of human characterisics! I'm quite insulted that you don't think I do.
Me: I'm aware you have human characteristics ..... massive bewbies, and a giant pen.is.
Cleverbot: No one said anything about a human.
Me: You just did, bish.
Cleverbot: That's not true.
Me: Dumbbot
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
Teehee weird. -
*F5s*
User: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I want to talk to Rick.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Good then.
User: So? I though you was going to talk with Rick.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: So you lied?
Cleverbot: I have long brown hair.
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