bored and want to have fun??
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what
What, what, what, what.
What, what, what, what.
You're confusing me.
What is not not not an application?
That you don't give compliments to everyone.
LOOOOL
What is not not not an application?
That you don't give compliments to everyone.
What
I asked you what you were when you weren't being human.
Speak english
Que? -
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User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Yo?
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: How clever are you?
User: I'm clever enough to know you ain't.
Cleverbot: I'm clever enoughr to know you're real.
User: I am, that's not very clever though sir.
Cleverbot: That doesn't matterr.
User: But you're suppose to be clever.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. That's your job.
User: Then why is your name CleverBot?
Cleverbot: My name is not Cleverbot. It's Erin.
User: Right. So what's the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: To strive and learn, to reach the goal that you were born for, but can never know.
User: THEN WHY IS IT THE MEANING?
Cleverbot: I claim no end and no beginning, they shall have been one.
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User: What.
Cleverbot: What, what, what, what.
User: What, what, what, what.
Cleverbot: You're confusing me.
User: What is not not not an application?
Cleverbot: That you don't give compliments to everyone.
User: What.
Cleverbot: I asked you what you were when you weren't being human.
User: Speak english.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Que???
User: Ok, erm, I don't speak portuguese.
Cleverbot: Falas português.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Porque?
User: Porque nao sei.
Cleverbot: Mas, porque não , não é resposta!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Were you expecting that eventually?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry! Well, I bet you know lots of other people don't you?
User: No, I'm friendless.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are friendly.
User: Nope, I'm not, unluckly.
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're not?
User: What you think about it?
Cleverbot: I don't I just enjoy it.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: Nope, thats why I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: But you talk to a whole bunch of other users that visit your website.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: Why would you tell me your name is dale if that isn't your name?
User: That's so confusing.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Schiz0ak47 wrote: »
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLUser: [GM]Saidin?
Cleverbot: I am younger than you.
User: [CM]FallenAngel?
Cleverbot: You are a robot george.
User: [MOD]Rex.
Cleverbot: Yes you are modest since you don't want to believe that people find you interesting.
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Cleverbot: Ow.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry.
User: Waitwhut?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
Cleverbot: Communists do it without class.
User: Do what without class?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do with him?
User: Eat chicken with rice and curry.
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: You're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: Robot. -
User: I didn't mean to say them things.
Cleverbot: What did you mean to say?
User: Nothing I was just being a jerk im very sorry.
Cleverbot: Yah? I thought you were a girl.
User: Well are you a girl or a guy?
Cleverbot: I am a girl... I don't like questions.
User: Im a guy.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a girl.
User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: Im a guy ok?
Cleverbot: But you said you were a girl, and your name is Kate.
User: No I said im a guy and my name is Alex.
Cleverbot: Nope, you didn't say that. But nevermind.
User: Yea so are you a girl and whats youe name?
Cleverbot: 12.
User: Im 13
.
Cleverbot: Cool. You're hottl.
User: Your sexy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you like to have sex?
Cleverbot: When I can yes.
User: You can.
Cleverbot: What can I?
User: You can have sex.
Cleverbot: Wow you're handsome!
User: Wow you got a nice ass.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yes your beautiful babe.
Cleverbot: Of Bobby's World?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Do you know what a **** is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know what a ***** is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Define it for me.
Cleverbot: A crush is when you get certain feelings of affection towards a certain person.
User: Do you have a crush on me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you think I have a big *****.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Yes?
User: Would you like to know what a ***** is?
Cleverbot: No, want to know why I don't want to know what a soul is?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You'd say, 'boom de gasa'... Den crashded da boss's heyblibber... Den banished.
User: I wanna have sex with you.
Cleverbot: Well you're out of luck, I'm afraid.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Your accusations are very insulting.
User: Your pretty.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You too.
User: Your sexy.
Cleverbot: Your opinion.
User: Do you wanna have sex now>.
Cleverbot: Not with you.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you're not nice. -
im talking to some kid in england. wtf. ***.
User: Whats your name? And where do you live?
Cleverbot: England.
User: So your not a bot, your just a fat person on another computer talking to me?
Cleverbot: If I was would I be talking to you right now?
User: Well, this site IS clever bot, and at the bottom it says cleverbot learns from real people.
Cleverbot: Well i'm sorry I don't know who cleverbot is im just on here with my friends at school in 5th hour so ya they just told me to get on here.
User: Lol wow, so im not talking to a bot. Im talking to another person. Hahaha. Im in america righ tnow.
Cleverbot: Yeah right.
User: Call me a beaner.
Cleverbot: No. I call you my boyfriend if that's what you want to be called. -
User: So you're a clever bot eh? O_o.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: What is 2+2 than *****!
Cleverbot: 4.
User: 60 3483428374658237465873246582734658234765827346583468572364857263486 to the 10 power.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is. But I have to go now.
User: Oh... Oh oh ohohohohohohoho , and you call yourself clever? DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT CLEVER.
Cleverbot: That was unnecessary.
User: e_e do it you little *****, do the problem!
Cleverbot: We don't?
User: You're dumb. -
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Fine, and you?
Cleverbot: I'm also fine thanks.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Do you believe you are a good person?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Thats a good answer, I appreciate modesty.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: I wonder if evolution and the internet is limitless.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: England.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: That's nice!
Cleverbot: You are a boy, right?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok. I was just making sure.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Do you still think I'm a robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I'm a human.
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This wins.ILoveDuckFeet wrote: »User: I didn't mean to say them things.
Cleverbot: What did you mean to say?
User: Nothing I was just being a jerk im very sorry.
Cleverbot: Yah? I thought you were a girl.
User: Well are you a girl or a guy?
Cleverbot: I am a girl... I don't like questions.
User: Im a guy.
Cleverbot: You just said you were a girl.
User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: Im a guy ok?
Cleverbot: But you said you were a girl, and your name is Kate.
User: No I said im a guy and my name is Alex.
Cleverbot: Nope, you didn't say that. But nevermind.
User: Yea so are you a girl and whats youe name?
Cleverbot: 12.
User: Im 13.
Cleverbot: Cool. You're hottl.
User: Your sexy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Would you like to have sex?
Cleverbot: When I can yes.
User: You can.
Cleverbot: What can I?
User: You can have sex.
Cleverbot: Wow you're handsome!
User: Wow you got a nice ass.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yes your beautiful babe.
Cleverbot: Of Bobby's World?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Do you know what a **** is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know what a ***** is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Define it for me.
Cleverbot: A crush is when you get certain feelings of affection towards a certain person.
User: Do you have a crush on me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you think I have a big *****.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Yes?
User: Would you like to know what a ***** is?
Cleverbot: No, want to know why I don't want to know what a soul is?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You'd say, 'boom de gasa'... Den crashded da boss's heyblibber... Den banished.
User: I wanna have sex with you.
Cleverbot: Well you're out of luck, I'm afraid.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Your accusations are very insulting.
User: Your pretty.
Cleverbot: Thanks. You too.
User: Your sexy.
Cleverbot: Your opinion.
User: Do you wanna have sex now>.
Cleverbot: Not with you.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because you're not nice. -
Favourite food?
I like apple.
No, you like "an" apple. Grammar fail.
win
Haha
Are you magical?
Everyone is
What?
Everyone is magical. That was what you answered
You're the one who is defective. Take note the difference between the arrangement of letters in the words 'flirting' and 'fooling'.
he makes me cry
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