Joking Around

smogity · May 2010

post some of your favourite jokes!

heres one of mine

An old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor gives him a check up and after a while says,
"im sorry sir you have cancer and alzheimer's".
and the man says:
"well, at least i dont have cancer".

Ntrer1cal · May 2010

Yuuurrr muumma's sooooo fut she fell in love, and broke it.

Are copy and pastes allowed? cba to type this long but pretty funny one. xP

[MOD]Rex · May 2010

Not much of a joke but,

Just think...

What was the first man/woman thinking when they looked at a cow and said,"I'm going to pull these and drinks what comes out..."
No answers guys lol, just think :P

LostMem0ryV2 · May 2010

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
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Pick it up, Pull the pin and throw it back.

MrFin · May 2010

So there was a girl riding with here dad in the car. A cop cuts him off, and the dad screams at the cop, BAS****. Then the girl asks, daddy what does that mean? The dad says its another word for cops. So there at there house, and the dad cuts his hand on the newspaper and yells SHI****. Then the girl asks what does that mean? The dad says it means to read the newspaper. The mom is preparing dinner(Turkey), and accidentally cuts herself with the knife and yells FU**. The girl asks what does that mean? Mom says it means to cook a turkey.

So the cops show up at the door, and the little girl says hi bas****. The cops look confused and ask where is her parents. She says her dad is ****t*** on the couch, and her mom is fuc*** the turkey XD

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