Tips on how not to get kicked from GM

My top tips on how not to get kicked from GM:
DONT'S

1. Dont read the guides on how to improve your game.
2. Dont listen for breathing and pinpoint or even use headphones.
3. Dont use common sense or reasoning to guess where a ghost may go.
3. Dont get a positive KDR of 2.0 and above.
4. Dont try and defend yourself by saying "I saw you/heard you" or "your Bhop failed" etc.
5. Dont learn to differentiate between a ghost running and a GR running.
6. Dont learn to aim.
7. Dont get ACE.
8. Dont learn to us your prefered gun so you are a beast with it.

DO'S

1. Do run around like a noob spraying everywhere regardless of wether you've seen/heard a ghost.
2. Do camp where you can only defend one area and leave yourself open to sneak attack from rear.
3. Do stay at GR spawn and let ghosts come and kill you.
4. Do try and defuse the bomb when it's you vs 4 ghosts and they are all around you.
5. Do flash/nade your team at the begining of the round.
6. Do let yourself get killed at every available opportunity.
7. Do try and knife a Bhopping, shovel toting, breathdown/stepdown LT or above.
8. Do ask silly questions like "how do I defuse" or "why cant I see ghosts"

follow these simple rules and you will never be kicked (except for being a noob :) )this is the best way to get minimal enjoyment out of a great game without having to get any skill.

Comment, dont comment, flame, whatever. Just wanted to share my thoughts after being kicked for going 14-2, again!

Comments

  • How many will there be of these?

    Simple answear, Play with BR's and say Alguem BR

    Then your not kicked

    Happy?
  • p1mping wrote: »
    Or, never kill a ghost. Ever.

    Oh yeah, I forgot about that one LOL :)
  • #1 gm doesn't matter, it's a pub mode. But delllz plays it so it's worth something.

    #2 You're talking on how not to get kicked from a pub, if you actually pub in this game then "go uninstall and play tetris".

    excuse the horrible quote from rev, i'm quite tired.
  • helllppp wrote: »
    My top tips on how not to get kicked from GM:
    DONT'S

    1. Dont read the guides on how to improve your game.
    2. Dont listen for breathing and pinpoint or even use headphones.
    3. Dont use common sense or reasoning to guess where a ghost may go.
    3. Dont get a positive KDR of 2.0 and above.
    4. Dont try and defend yourself by saying "I saw you/heard you" or "your Bhop failed" etc.
    5. Dont learn to differentiate between a ghost running and a GR running.
    6. Dont learn to aim.
    7. Dont get ACE.
    8. Dont learn to us your prefered gun so you are a beast with it.

    DO'S

    1. Do run around like a noob spraying everywhere regardless of wether you've seen/heard a ghost.
    2. Do camp where you can only defend one area and leave yourself open to sneak attack from rear.
    3. Do stay at GR spawn and let ghosts come and kill you.
    4. Do try and defuse the bomb when it's you vs 4 ghosts and they are all around you.
    5. Do flash/nade your team at the begining of the round.
    6. Do let yourself get killed at every available opportunity.
    7. Do try and knife a Bhopping, shovel toting, breathdown/stepdown LT or above.
    8. Do ask silly questions like "how do I defuse" or "why cant I see ghosts"

    follow these simple rules and you will never be kicked (except for being a noob :) )this is the best way to get minimal enjoyment out of a great game without having to get any skill.

    Comment, dont comment, flame, whatever. Just wanted to share my thoughts after being kicked for going 14-2, again!


    YOU sir is a TRue Genius
  • You forgot a few list of DO's

    Say the following often:
    sahusaasuhuhsauhsasauhashuuhs
    fdp
    noob
    hack
    kicke esse gringo

    Do the following: kick players as much as you can.
  • KillGod wrote: »
    You forgot a few list of DO's

    Say the following often:
    sahusaasuhuhsauhsasauhashuuhs
    fdp
    noob
    hack
    kicke esse gringo

    Do the following: kick players as much as you can.

    Typical MExican Thing
  • The true enemy is the ceiling. Keep shooting at it and the other team will be happy and call you friend.:)
  • KeithGomez wrote: »
    Typical MExican Thing
    Typical Brazilian thing.
  • helllppp wrote: »
    My top tips on how not to get kicked from GM:
    DONT'S

    1. Dont read the guides on how to improve your game.
    2. Dont listen for breathing and pinpoint or even use headphones.
    3. Dont use common sense or reasoning to guess where a ghost may go.
    3. Dont get a positive KDR of 2.0 and above.
    4. Dont try and defend yourself by saying "I saw you/heard you" or "your Bhop failed" etc.
    5. Dont learn to differentiate between a ghost running and a GR running.
    6. Dont learn to aim.
    7. Dont get ACE.
    8. Dont learn to us your prefered gun so you are a beast with it.

    DO'S

    1. Do run around like a noob spraying everywhere regardless of wether you've seen/heard a ghost.
    2. Do camp where you can only defend one area and leave yourself open to sneak attack from rear.
    3. Do stay at GR spawn and let ghosts come and kill you.
    4. Do try and defuse the bomb when it's you vs 4 ghosts and they are all around you.
    5. Do flash/nade your team at the begining of the round.
    6. Do let yourself get killed at every available opportunity.
    7. Do try and knife a Bhopping, shovel toting, breathdown/stepdown LT or above.
    8. Do ask silly questions like "how do I defuse" or "why cant I see ghosts"

    follow these simple rules and you will never be kicked (except for being a noob :) )this is the best way to get minimal enjoyment out of a great game without having to get any skill.

    Comment, dont comment, flame, whatever. Just wanted to share my thoughts after being kicked for going 14-2, again!
    So well said but the problem there will some one who will kick you for being too noob :p
    The best thing I think to have a real amusement is to find 8 friends who like to kill the ghosts like me , them all bur an M60 plus a spare clip to have 300 bullets . then all 8 of you go into the game and spray the map with the 2,400 bullets and make all the Ghosts RAGE QUIT:D
    I am inviting those who would like to join me to have that kind fun . Clan=( Hell-s Angel)
  • How to not get kicked:
    Dont kill anyone
    Dont get killed by anyone
    Dont move
    Dont stand still