Hello, I am from the future. The Brazilian Problem.
Hello my friends, I have arrived from the year 2037 and have brought you a story along with some great news. We are all aware of the rampaging idiotic moronic underachieving lazy stupid Brazilians that have infested Crossfire.
In 2015 a Brazilian-only server was proposed. In this way we can lure all the Stupid Brs into a single server and reduce their numbers in our servers. Z8games declined because Z8games fails.
In 2022 the B.A.B. is formed. Ban All Brazilians. BAB worked tirelessly to ban all of the stupid brs but Z8games declined.
In 2031 we decided to take matters into our own hands. B.A.B. became K.A.B; Kill All Brazilians. 50,000 Crossfire Players from across the earth were armed and given a trip to Brazil funded by us to kill the Brazilians. We killed all Brazilians. When they died they yelled "AFFFF" and "HACCKCKKERRRR" It was a very pleasurable experience. We also built special concentration camps. All the stinky Brs would be trapped in the same room. This is disgusting because they all have a strict rule of 1 fart per minute. This causes a very smelly environment. A voicebox then turns on and repeats the phrase: "JAJAJAJAJAJAJ HACKER AFFF JAJAJAJAJAJ" Over, and over, and over and over and over and over again.
By 2032 every single Brazilian was dead. It was over. Because they were so lazy and stupid they did not fight back. It took so long because of their enormous numbers. It was disgusting, but it is finally over.
Z8games boomed. The game was ironically freed from ALL hacker accusations and ALL hackers. The trash talking virtually disappeared(except of course for the little arrogant kids that talk too much in scrims because their dad is dead). Crossfire made Z8games a legend. It made 5x more money in 2032 alone than counterstrike made since it's creation.
I am telling you this so you can relax. They will die, don't worry.
Farewell.
Nikita, Founder of K.A.B.
In 2015 a Brazilian-only server was proposed. In this way we can lure all the Stupid Brs into a single server and reduce their numbers in our servers. Z8games declined because Z8games fails.
In 2022 the B.A.B. is formed. Ban All Brazilians. BAB worked tirelessly to ban all of the stupid brs but Z8games declined.
In 2031 we decided to take matters into our own hands. B.A.B. became K.A.B; Kill All Brazilians. 50,000 Crossfire Players from across the earth were armed and given a trip to Brazil funded by us to kill the Brazilians. We killed all Brazilians. When they died they yelled "AFFFF" and "HACCKCKKERRRR" It was a very pleasurable experience. We also built special concentration camps. All the stinky Brs would be trapped in the same room. This is disgusting because they all have a strict rule of 1 fart per minute. This causes a very smelly environment. A voicebox then turns on and repeats the phrase: "JAJAJAJAJAJAJ HACKER AFFF JAJAJAJAJAJ" Over, and over, and over and over and over and over again.
By 2032 every single Brazilian was dead. It was over. Because they were so lazy and stupid they did not fight back. It took so long because of their enormous numbers. It was disgusting, but it is finally over.
Z8games boomed. The game was ironically freed from ALL hacker accusations and ALL hackers. The trash talking virtually disappeared(except of course for the little arrogant kids that talk too much in scrims because their dad is dead). Crossfire made Z8games a legend. It made 5x more money in 2032 alone than counterstrike made since it's creation.
I am telling you this so you can relax. They will die, don't worry.
Farewell.
Nikita, Founder of K.A.B.
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Because of a single game? They're smart in real life >:Hello my friends, I have arrived from the year 2037 and have brought you a story along with some great news. We are all aware of the rampaging idiotic moronic underachieving lazy stupid Brazilians that have infested Crossfire.
In 2015 a Brazilian-only server was proposed. In this way we can lure all the Stupid Brs into a single server and reduce their numbers in our servers. Z8games declined because Z8games fails.
In 2022 the B.A.B. is formed. Ban All Brazilians. BAB worked tirelessly to ban all of the stupid brs but Z8games declined.
In 2031 we decided to take matters into our own hands. B.A.B. became K.A.B; Kill All Brazilians. 50,000 Crossfire Players from across the earth were armed and given a trip to Brazil funded by us to kill the Brazilians. We killed all Brazilians. When they died they yelled "AFFFF" and "HACCKCKKERRRR" It was a very pleasurable experience. We also built special concentration camps. All the stinky Brs would be trapped in the same room. This is disgusting because they all have a strict rule of 1 fart per minute. This causes a very smelly environment. A voicebox then turns on and repeats the phrase: "JAJAJAJAJAJAJ HACKER AFFF JAJAJAJAJAJ" Over, and over, and over and over and over and over again.
By 2032 every single Brazilian was dead. It was over. Because they were so lazy and stupid they did not fight back. It took so long because of their enormous numbers. It was disgusting, but it is finally over.
Z8games boomed. The game was ironically freed from ALL hacker accusations and ALL hackers. The trash talking virtually disappeared(except of course for the little arrogant kids that talk too much in scrims because their dad is dead). Crossfire made Z8games a legend. It made 5x more money in 2032 alone than counterstrike made since it's creation.
I am telling you this so you can relax. They will die, don't worry.
Farewell.
Nikita, Founder of K.A.B.
Oh, ya, an error, the world ends in 2012 :S
So, put these timeline before 2012. -
Because of a single game? They're smart in real life >:
Oh, ya, an error, the world ends in 2012 :S
So, put these timeline before 2012.
At first I thought you were either serious and stupid, or joking and funny. Then I saw the negro part in your signature and this showed me everything I needed to know.
P.S. K.A.B : Kill All Blacks anyone? I mean, they are annoying right? -
Aband0nHope wrote: »Z8 really needs to get rid of this brazilian problem... they are compllainers, hackers, trash talkers, laggers, and generally just annoying. Plz get rid of them z8 This is an "ENGLISH" game.
This is an "ASIAN" game, servers are in the uk/us to make money though. -
I love African American (50% of my friends are African American), I copied that line from "Hairspray", I thought it was funny.At first I thought you were either serious and stupid, or joking and funny. Then I saw the negro part in your signature and this showed me everything I needed to know.
P.S. K.A.B : Kill All Blacks anyone? I mean, they are annoying right?
And yes, it's sooooooo obvious! i was just using sarcasm and joking around, i don't believe in 2012, but the part about BR's being dumb is false.
remember, we don't want another holocaust, lolz -
I love African American (50% of my friends are African American), I copied that line from "Hairspray", I thought it was funny.
And yes, it's sooooooo obvious! i was just using sarcasm and joking around, i don't believe in 2012, but the part about BR's being dumb is false.
remember, we don't want another holocaust, lolz
Call African American's Chocolate Bear or Brown Bear
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