look what happened to a friend

well . he got to his home from school today , when he got off the car he lost the keys of his house , and immeadeteley it started raining. he threw his unbrella and his backpack threw the door of his house. then he tried top enter and he fell down and hit his head. then he was staring at his ID card and then a fat mother focker took his wallet and then ran. then he went to the house besides his house and found 5 bucks. then he went to a chinese restaurant and the lady that was attending him didnt understanded him idk y , and now hes hungry and in a cyber cafe. ahahahaahhaha funny story , isnt it?