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Hazeeee wrote: »

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Here come the sheep jokes lol

KillGod wrote: »

What's a bish?

Is it like an italian food platter?

Hazeeee wrote: »

Nub tho im going in 5 mins anyway


I loved ur dad but then i hate that sheep.


its chiou not chow. Mr Chow is a Chinese man.

Hazeeee wrote: »

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"

The sheep's not a liar :O the sheep was just gunna ask for sex

Hazeeee wrote: »

You 'ride' kangeroos don't you.

MrsBella wrote: »

With my teeth.



I heard that you guys eat wombat stew? is this correct?
lmao jaykay.
Gross.