Yo rapping kids in cfgl vent
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i dont normally participate in these epeen flexing events but i figured id give it a shot
heres my raps from the venthey guys my names shoop de doop
i run the wogl cf scrim group
LA Dallas Toronto Chicago New York
communities are scared of me
ruthless, make muslims eat pork
i dont have any boundaries
got lifeline a championship with murderous tactics
banned from wogl cause of my forum semantics
my goals for my trolls are subliminal
all mods think my posts are criminal
like fathers day in the hood
before you come at me get good
2 fifths of whiskey 1 bottle of sour
gonna give your sister a golden shower
best awp this side of the galaxy
got deep pockets like a jew playing monopoly
im the darkness like wesly snipes
ragein kids with a few mouse swipes
i dont growler in pugs
pug admins are ethugs
word of mouth is im in the site being sneaky
bomb planted, dare ya to peak me
z8 is paying for my trip to china
going to pound all that asian ******
make abunch of little blasians
like the bran without rasins
online league finals make me go wild
18-0'd KO'd 2k like an illegitmate child -
here is 2 through 4hey guys its that guy doop again
this time with a story i begin
just so you know my names charlie c
look 4 the one with on that killing spree
i don't know the name of this song
but its fine cause the round is long
plenty of time to finish the clutch
one of the few with the gifted touch
from area 51 to lifeline
always made kids ***** and whine
when i was cogu people thought i was brazilion
players like me are one in a million
i type my lyrics on on a sheet
drink scotch cause i love the taste of peat
grew playing that wolfenstein
from that early age i knew it was a sign
running past radar 2 with my mp fourty
started playing games that are free
im from st louis the three one four
if your scared dont answer the door
i came in this vent to hear a good rhyme
instead there's just little kids with free time
cf is great tokill time when im at school
between parties where i make the girls drool
i used to consider myself competitive counter strike source
i won source lans to get that prize purse
yes i know source is bad
but im sorry if i made you mad
people ask why me i cant aim
i think the mouse accel is to blame
it dont matter though i play the game smart
i know what youre doing from the start
i dont fall for the fakes
im waiting for your site takes
i already know i cant rap without a sheet
i cant freestyle cause i cant handle the heat
this is about the end of my rhyme
i need to find something better to do with my timejust so you know trippy get a clue
i wrote this just for you
65k a year is nothing to me
chemical engineering is a degree
stuck in this hell like dantes inferno
waiting for my meltdown just like chernoble
alcohol causes me to get angry
lose the game of bp and flip the table
my friends say mentally im unstable
trippys so poor hes only got basic cable
alone at night playing fablei only drink the 20 year old crown
unlike you i dont drink to lose a frown
keep my whiskey in an engraved flask
yo gF*trippy so if you dont mind let me ask
whats the point of the gF
it must me aint never gonna get ****ed
you cant get in good clans cause everyone knows your bad
if i couldnt rhyme more than 6 syllables id be mad
all you do is ***** about my sheets
youd think they were some cf cheats
im not gonna sit here and pretend like i smoke the herb
knock you down so your face is on the curb
one stomp two stomp bite the curb mother ****er
when it comes down to it your just a white guy sucker -
heres 5 through 8i dont know much bout rap
i rarely listen to this crap
for me its just the immortal technique
and the angry white guy diabolique
ive never seen someone so mad about rhyme sheets
the first time youll get laid will be at an econo suites
she will charge you a bill an hour
just like 24 and jack bauer
all your talk about girls is fake
you aint never hide your snake
trippy i feeel sorry for youre getting fat from all that angelfood cake
start my morning like a champion with a bowl of corn flakes
i used to be just like you, in eigth grade thinking im a playa
when it comes down to it your just a scrawny nerd like slaya
yes this rhyme came from a sheet
atleast my **** aint tiny like the country of creteonce again i start my rhyme with the word rap
i come out at night when i cant be seen brap brap brap
3 round burst from my glock
taking you out just like punching a time clock
you wouldnt know about having a job
youre just another teen fat slob
always on vent acting all tough
but you seem to be silent once the going gets rough
best part of college is learn about investments
you property is actually worth something considered an asset
im just a white guy, i stand out when im at the club
i play crossfire matchs only to get the dub ya
you probably consider yourself a gangsta
with an S T A and when you stop i hear an uh uh
what the matter, this aint the first time that youve lost
your a ***** and mad thats why your arms are crossedid like to start this by thinking my dj
kilou youre my favorite frenchy
i used to think you cheated
but i just couldnt handle gettin beated
just so you all know theres a new team
we came to cf to run this game
we are the called LPK
you might think our team name is gay
but it stands for lettin punks know
when comes down to it trippy you just blow
people ask to specatate my matchs cause they want a show
we gonna show up in china and turn the rice into dough
you wont never be good like us, we got that ingame know
trippy, youre a garbage player and you hit a skill plateauits your boy moonshyne here
trippys mad i think i see a tear
15 minutes ago i had my fear
i learned to rap by drinking beer
finished off my six pack
its getting to where i wont look back
i got the smirnoff and raspberry lemonade
not be a broken record but trippy you aint been laid
im just a white guy pretending to be dark
im a deadly predator like a great white shark
i used to think these ventrilo battles were dumb
but tonight im gonan be drinking till im numb
this is all i got for now
but ill stop here and give you some time
so you can get the sweat off your brow
trippy your still silent like a mime
give me a little break cause need to go get a glass
in 5 minutes ill be back here breaking your ass -
heres 9 through 11im back i got some ice and my drinking glass
everyone get your notebooks its time for class
im gonna give it a try without my sheets
now its just gonna be me and the beats
being able to rhyme on the internet
when your on vent you cant see that sweat
running down your face
cause you cant handle my pace
everyone knows my name is charlie conway
im the predator and your just my prey
i been playing games so long i got a dossier
you jerk off to french chicks like ali zay
i used to just talk **** and troll the forums
but now im going mental gonna end up in the asylums
i got my strawberry smirnoff and my raspberry lemonade
i write this **** faster than africa got aids
ive heard this beat before yet i still dont know where its from
im so glad i aint like you cause your just ****ing dumb
everybody in this vent be getting tipsy
your mother is just a damn gypsy
the last guy that rhymed was pretty good
he might even be from the hood
but it dont matter cause the white man runs this place
not to be a nazi but we the superior race
when i drink the hick inside me comes out
even if i lose this rap battle i dont have a doubt
LPK will win the wogl event
then we will hit the bicardi tent
cause unlike you people we dont need to save every cent
we are so hard dont give up **** for lent
only way we will lose in wogl
is if those asians in alpha 7 choose to toggle
ive won more money from lans
then your mother made sucking **** in vans
this is just a quick three line spit
but i aint gonna leave and quit
oreo the reason you dont kill you
its quite obvious that youre newif i was black i could rhyme about the streets
and get a record deal with my sick beats
but im in the end im still white
and im trying to rap tonight
i got a tiger striped m4
just like the reaper im knocking at the door
time to give some info about the players on lpk
we aint coming to cf just to play
there's my boy sean simmons
always on his side are the womens
hes current cevo-p in counter strike source
his ****s bigger than that of a horse
there my boy kyle dokken
hes the one that does the talkin
hes from denver and loves the rockies
hes fast on his feet like a horse jockey
then theres the canadian adam morin
when he ****s his wife shes always moanin
last but not least theres a hometown hero
he was on area 51 and his name starts with a zero
im talking bout dan osborn but you know him as oz
he got banned last spring for probable cause
the admins couldnt handle the truth
he was dropping kids like a dunking booth
im not feeling in my prime
this is the end of my rhyme
I stand by my words all you players are trash
None of you have a chance at that wogl cash
I topped the leader board with my frags in vsgl
when i kill you in game you just yell
this vent is full of have nots and who have never beens
im the best player in here you all got my balls on your chins
you might think you be dropping mad rhymes on this beat
but at the end of the night your still alone beatin your meat
right now im working for young dental manufacturing
yet my rhymes are causing your bones to start fracturing
i feel your anxiety but don't bother trying to clear your throat
this is might be my last rhyme cause i want to end on a good note
when you talk to girls your face turns red like a pimple
i just did a 14 bar rhyme to keep it simple
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