Yo rapping kids in cfgl vent

HEY YO 30 PPLZ IN CFGL VENT RAPPING DAWG COME SPIT!
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  • I've never had this much fun watching the special Olympics.
  • Pooking22 wrote: »
    I've never had this much fun watching the special Olympics.

    lol k buddy lets see you spit.
  • been in here for 30 minutes and still no rapping
  • i dont normally participate in these epeen flexing events but i figured id give it a shot
    heres my raps from the vent
    hey guys my names shoop de doop
    i run the wogl cf scrim group

    LA Dallas Toronto Chicago New York
    communities are scared of me
    ruthless, make muslims eat pork
    i dont have any boundaries

    got lifeline a championship with murderous tactics
    banned from wogl cause of my forum semantics

    my goals for my trolls are subliminal
    all mods think my posts are criminal

    like fathers day in the hood
    before you come at me get good

    2 fifths of whiskey 1 bottle of sour
    gonna give your sister a golden shower

    best awp this side of the galaxy
    got deep pockets like a jew playing monopoly

    im the darkness like wesly snipes
    ragein kids with a few mouse swipes

    i dont growler in pugs
    pug admins are ethugs

    word of mouth is im in the site being sneaky
    bomb planted, dare ya to peak me

    z8 is paying for my trip to china
    going to pound all that asian ******

    make abunch of little blasians
    like the bran without rasins

    online league finals make me go wild
    18-0'd KO'd 2k like an illegitmate child
  • here is 2 through 4
    hey guys its that guy doop again
    this time with a story i begin

    just so you know my names charlie c
    look 4 the one with on that killing spree

    i don't know the name of this song
    but its fine cause the round is long

    plenty of time to finish the clutch
    one of the few with the gifted touch

    from area 51 to lifeline
    always made kids ***** and whine

    when i was cogu people thought i was brazilion
    players like me are one in a million

    i type my lyrics on on a sheet
    drink scotch cause i love the taste of peat

    grew playing that wolfenstein
    from that early age i knew it was a sign

    running past radar 2 with my mp fourty
    started playing games that are free

    im from st louis the three one four
    if your scared dont answer the door

    i came in this vent to hear a good rhyme
    instead there's just little kids with free time

    cf is great tokill time when im at school
    between parties where i make the girls drool

    i used to consider myself competitive counter strike source
    i won source lans to get that prize purse

    yes i know source is bad
    but im sorry if i made you mad

    people ask why me i cant aim
    i think the mouse accel is to blame

    it dont matter though i play the game smart
    i know what youre doing from the start

    i dont fall for the fakes
    im waiting for your site takes

    i already know i cant rap without a sheet
    i cant freestyle cause i cant handle the heat

    this is about the end of my rhyme
    i need to find something better to do with my time
    just so you know trippy get a clue
    i wrote this just for you

    65k a year is nothing to me
    chemical engineering is a degree

    stuck in this hell like dantes inferno
    waiting for my meltdown just like chernoble

    alcohol causes me to get angry

    lose the game of bp and flip the table
    my friends say mentally im unstable

    trippys so poor hes only got basic cable
    alone at night playing fable
    i only drink the 20 year old crown
    unlike you i dont drink to lose a frown

    keep my whiskey in an engraved flask
    yo gF*trippy so if you dont mind let me ask

    whats the point of the gF
    it must me aint never gonna get ****ed

    you cant get in good clans cause everyone knows your bad
    if i couldnt rhyme more than 6 syllables id be mad

    all you do is ***** about my sheets
    youd think they were some cf cheats

    im not gonna sit here and pretend like i smoke the herb
    knock you down so your face is on the curb

    one stomp two stomp bite the curb mother ****er
    when it comes down to it your just a white guy sucker
  • heres 5 through 8
    i dont know much bout rap
    i rarely listen to this crap

    for me its just the immortal technique
    and the angry white guy diabolique

    ive never seen someone so mad about rhyme sheets
    the first time youll get laid will be at an econo suites

    she will charge you a bill an hour
    just like 24 and jack bauer

    all your talk about girls is fake
    you aint never hide your snake

    trippy i feeel sorry for youre getting fat from all that angelfood cake
    start my morning like a champion with a bowl of corn flakes

    i used to be just like you, in eigth grade thinking im a playa
    when it comes down to it your just a scrawny nerd like slaya

    yes this rhyme came from a sheet
    atleast my **** aint tiny like the country of crete
    once again i start my rhyme with the word rap
    i come out at night when i cant be seen brap brap brap

    3 round burst from my glock
    taking you out just like punching a time clock

    you wouldnt know about having a job
    youre just another teen fat slob

    always on vent acting all tough
    but you seem to be silent once the going gets rough

    best part of college is learn about investments
    you property is actually worth something considered an asset

    im just a white guy, i stand out when im at the club
    i play crossfire matchs only to get the dub ya

    you probably consider yourself a gangsta
    with an S T A and when you stop i hear an uh uh

    what the matter, this aint the first time that youve lost
    your a ***** and mad thats why your arms are crossed
    id like to start this by thinking my dj
    kilou youre my favorite frenchy

    i used to think you cheated
    but i just couldnt handle gettin beated

    just so you all know theres a new team
    we came to cf to run this game

    we are the called LPK
    you might think our team name is gay

    but it stands for lettin punks know
    when comes down to it trippy you just blow

    people ask to specatate my matchs cause they want a show
    we gonna show up in china and turn the rice into dough

    you wont never be good like us, we got that ingame know
    trippy, youre a garbage player and you hit a skill plateau
    its your boy moonshyne here
    trippys mad i think i see a tear

    15 minutes ago i had my fear
    i learned to rap by drinking beer

    finished off my six pack
    its getting to where i wont look back

    i got the smirnoff and raspberry lemonade
    not be a broken record but trippy you aint been laid

    im just a white guy pretending to be dark
    im a deadly predator like a great white shark

    i used to think these ventrilo battles were dumb
    but tonight im gonan be drinking till im numb

    this is all i got for now
    but ill stop here and give you some time
    so you can get the sweat off your brow
    trippy your still silent like a mime

    give me a little break cause need to go get a glass
    in 5 minutes ill be back here breaking your ass
  • heres 9 through 11
    im back i got some ice and my drinking glass
    everyone get your notebooks its time for class

    im gonna give it a try without my sheets
    now its just gonna be me and the beats

    being able to rhyme on the internet
    when your on vent you cant see that sweat

    running down your face
    cause you cant handle my pace

    everyone knows my name is charlie conway
    im the predator and your just my prey

    i been playing games so long i got a dossier
    you jerk off to french chicks like ali zay

    i used to just talk **** and troll the forums
    but now im going mental gonna end up in the asylums

    i got my strawberry smirnoff and my raspberry lemonade
    i write this **** faster than africa got aids

    ive heard this beat before yet i still dont know where its from
    im so glad i aint like you cause your just ****ing dumb

    everybody in this vent be getting tipsy
    your mother is just a damn gypsy

    the last guy that rhymed was pretty good
    he might even be from the hood

    but it dont matter cause the white man runs this place
    not to be a nazi but we the superior race

    when i drink the hick inside me comes out
    even if i lose this rap battle i dont have a doubt

    LPK will win the wogl event
    then we will hit the bicardi tent

    cause unlike you people we dont need to save every cent
    we are so hard dont give up **** for lent



    only way we will lose in wogl
    is if those asians in alpha 7 choose to toggle

    ive won more money from lans
    then your mother made sucking **** in vans

    this is just a quick three line spit
    but i aint gonna leave and quit

    oreo the reason you dont kill you
    its quite obvious that youre new
    if i was black i could rhyme about the streets
    and get a record deal with my sick beats

    but im in the end im still white
    and im trying to rap tonight

    i got a tiger striped m4
    just like the reaper im knocking at the door

    time to give some info about the players on lpk
    we aint coming to cf just to play

    there's my boy sean simmons
    always on his side are the womens

    hes current cevo-p in counter strike source
    his ****s bigger than that of a horse

    there my boy kyle dokken
    hes the one that does the talkin

    hes from denver and loves the rockies
    hes fast on his feet like a horse jockey

    then theres the canadian adam morin
    when he ****s his wife shes always moanin

    last but not least theres a hometown hero
    he was on area 51 and his name starts with a zero

    im talking bout dan osborn but you know him as oz
    he got banned last spring for probable cause

    the admins couldnt handle the truth
    he was dropping kids like a dunking booth

    im not feeling in my prime
    this is the end of my rhyme

    I stand by my words all you players are trash
    None of you have a chance at that wogl cash

    I topped the leader board with my frags in vsgl
    when i kill you in game you just yell

    this vent is full of have nots and who have never beens
    im the best player in here you all got my balls on your chins

    you might think you be dropping mad rhymes on this beat
    but at the end of the night your still alone beatin your meat

    right now im working for young dental manufacturing
    yet my rhymes are causing your bones to start fracturing

    i feel your anxiety but don't bother trying to clear your throat
    this is might be my last rhyme cause i want to end on a good note

    when you talk to girls your face turns red like a pimple
    i just did a 14 bar rhyme to keep it simple
  • Best line of the night:
    "moonshyne, you think your good with ya m4 or awm, but watch bloodyfire pull of his 20 bomb"
  • I'm cutting myself for missing doops rapping.
  • Doops likes immortal technique? Cool beans
  • they were still rapping when i woke up lol