Yo mama jokes.

GoofyGooberTae wrote: »

Ur mom is so bad on the forums that you inherit her 0 posts. Seriously how come those 2 kids have 0 posts?

Could easily be ALT Accounts.

yo mama is so black when u were a baby they had u separated till u weren't afraid of the dark

yo mama is like a mattress she always get flipped off and laid on

yo mama is so greasy i gotta wipe down the screen every time she came on court tv

yo mama is so noob she asked me how to repair a flash bang

yo mama is so noob she asked me how could she drop her knife

yo mama is so old,her blood expired

yous mamas are so bold she gotta put a wig with a stapler

yo mamas is so ugly her vibrated packed up and left

yo mama is so old........she was the 1st pros-titud

yo mama is so black when she rides a black car people go ''WDF whos driving that car??????

lol

Your mother is so fat that she has an increased risk in developing cancer of the uterus, gallbladder, cervix, ovary, breast, and colon.

+1

Yo mama is so fat that she when she sits down at home,she literally sit around the house;
Yo mama is so stupid that she needs to go under hypnosis to make 2+2;
Yo mama is so big that her fat is rated on wall street;
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to get a refund cause the donut she bought had a hole;
Yo mama is so fat that she is signed on all geographical charts;
Yo mama is so fat that when a car goes against her,the car breaks;

Yo mama is so cheap that when she doesn't have small change to give to the casher,she offers her performances.

Yo mama is so fat that the government says that she needs the truck driving licence to make jogging.

Yo Mama's breath is so nasty , she could clear a chat room.

Your mama so poor, when I dropped a penny she said "GIMME MY LIFE SAVINS!"