Yo mama jokes.

taeyeoNNNNNN · May 2010

Lets just go bring out some yomama jokes off the top of our heads!
NO GOOGLE SHYT!

I'll start.
Yo mama is like a shotgun, 1 c0ck and she blows!

keep flames off.

((STYX)) · May 2010

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles pawped out

DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

taeyeoNNNNNN · May 2010

((STYX)) wrote: »

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles pawped out

DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

ouch.

Yo mama is like a tv, even a 3 year old can turn her on ;[

((STYX)) · May 2010

Yo mama so poor when i brought friends over for dinner she pulled out a 12-gauge and said next mother fcker that moves...

Yeah... elementary, no sense

PzBakeOven · May 2010

yo mama is so skinny she hang-glides on a Dorito

Andru09 · May 2010

yo mama so skinny she can dodge the rain drops!

platapierule · May 2010

Yo momma is like a bus, everyone gets a ride!

[LobsterMts] · May 2010

yo mamma is like a toilet, everyone put his asses in it.

Giggletron · May 2010

LobsterMts wrote: »

yo mamma is like a toilet, everyone put his asses in it.

lol what ?

[LobsterMts] · May 2010

Giggletron wrote: »

lol what ?

i'm cr4p i kno ;(

The_Hale · May 2010

Yo mama so short! she needs a sticky hand to open the car door!

MAWD_Wanted · May 2010

Yo momma so poor, when someone stepped on a burning cigeratte on the floor, she said. '' WHO PUT THE FIRE OUT!?''

The_Hale · May 2010

Yo mama so poor, she was kickin a can, I asked her what she was doin she said, "Moving."

MAWD_Wanted · May 2010

s0b3r wrote: »

Yo mama so poor, she was kickin a can, I asked her what she was doin she said, "Moving."

lol

you momma so dumb, she got trapped in Walmart, and starved to death.

The_Hale · May 2010

Yo mama so fat, she could play pewl wit da planets!

MAWD_Wanted · May 2010

you momma so dumb, she got stuck in a toilet and ****3d herself

MegaQueef · May 2010

your mums so fat god cant even lift her spirit

your mums so fat she stared at orange juice for 2 hours caus it said concentrate

MegaQueef · May 2010

WannTe_D wrote: »

Yo momma so poor, when someone stepped on a burning cigeratte on the floor, she said. '' WHO PUT THE FIRE OUT!?''

the **** is that **** in your picture?

MAWD_Wanted · May 2010

HAHAHAHHA
No idea

vent?

VampireBite · May 2010

your mama so noob, adiga farmed on her while he's idling

SiilenceR · May 2010

LobsterMts wrote: »

yo mamma is like a toilet, everyone put his asses in it.

Giggletron wrote: »

lol what ?

LobsterMts wrote: »

i'm cr4p i kno ;(

Epicness.

Lolz.

Snoopy1995 · May 2010

Yo mama is like a black hole. What goes in never comes out.

Whats_Up · May 2010

Yo mama is like you, sucks at making yo mama jokes...

MrShad · May 2010

WannTe_D wrote: »

Yo momma so poor, when someone stepped on a burning cigeratte on the floor, she said. '' WHO PUT THE FIRE OUT!?''

i thought it was "who turned off the heat"

mulo_fll · May 2010

yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl

pirobito223 · May 2010

Your momma is so fat she plays hop-skotch with all the northern states.....

SiilenceR · May 2010

LastLif3 wrote: »

yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl

Lol'd

msg2short

pirobito223 · May 2010

LastLif3 wrote: »

yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl

It can be said both ways but it sounds funnier if you say, Your momma is so fat she brings a spoon to the supperbowl

MrFin · May 2010

Yo momma is so stupid she went to a clippers game for a haircut XD

pirobito223 · May 2010

Your momma is so fat she don't eat wheat thins, she eats wheat thicks.....

ZeroCalories · May 2010

Yo mama so fat that when she moves, Haidi gets another earth quake

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