SheepBacon PICKING UP THE LADIES!
Wesley Uyeoka May 9 at 8:42pm
Me
hi u so preetyy
5:46pmKennedy
thx u
:) do u have a gf
hello
5:47pmMe
hey
uh yeah sorta
5:47pmKennedy
o ok where r u from
5:47pmMe
california
5:47pmKennedy
well its nice 2 meet u
6:21pmKennedy
Hey
6:21pmMe
hello
6:22pmKennedy
so wht time is it there
6:22pmMe
6:22
6:23pmKennedy
in the mornin
6:23pmMe
i am kinda going out with someone but i really want to be with you!
6:23pmKennedy
really
6:23pmMe
yes
6:24pmKennedy
y u dont even kno me
6:24pmMe
but i do
6:24pmKennedy
how
6:24pmMe
jax tells me all about you
6:24pmKennedy
like wht
6:25pmMe
a lot
6:25pmKennedy
like wht
6:25pmMe
I want to be in your pants
6:25pmKennedy
wht
6:26pmMe
that means i want to have sex with you
6:27pmKennedy
i kno but y
6:27pmMe
because your so pretty
6:27pmKennedy
well thx u will u put a btter pic on here
6:28pmMe
after we have sex
6:29pmKennedy
no u live california
6:29pmMe
im moving to tenessee just for u
6:29pmKennedy
bull
6:29pmMe
i am
6:29pmKennedy
y
6:29pmMe
because i want to get into your pants
6:30pmKennedy
ur liein
6:30pmMe
no
your 2 beautiful
6:30pmKennedy
yes u r
put a pic and i will believe
6:30pmMe
of me naked?
6:30pmKennedy
no
6:31pmMe
send me some nudes
6:31pmKennedy
whts tht
6:31pmMe
pictures of you naked
6:31pmKennedy
no
6:31pmMe
i want to see how beautiful you really are
6:32pmKennedy
no
6:32pmMe
ok ill send you some nudes
6:33pmKennedy
no
6:33pmMe
wow i already took them
6:33pmKennedy
no u didnt
6:33pmMe
wanna see them?
6:33pmKennedy
no
6:33pmMe
wow
why not?
6:34pmKennedy
becuz its wrong and how am i gonna get the,
them
6:34pmMe
from email
6:34pmKennedy
no
6:35pmMe
i havent even showed my girlfriend pics of me nude
but iwill show u
6:35pmKennedy
y
6:35pmMe
because
why dont you think im prety?
6:36pmKennedy
i do
but u have a gf
6:36pmMe
wanna see her?
6:37pmKennedy
yes
6:37pmMe
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs530.ash1linklinklink
I think you're prettier
6:38pmKennedy
u dont think shes prett
pretty
Replace all of the "Me" with SheepBacon
Me
hi u so preetyy
5:46pmKennedy
thx u
hello
5:47pmMe
hey
uh yeah sorta
5:47pmKennedy
o ok where r u from
5:47pmMe
california
5:47pmKennedy
well its nice 2 meet u
6:21pmKennedy
Hey
6:21pmMe
hello
6:22pmKennedy
so wht time is it there
6:22pmMe
6:22
6:23pmKennedy
in the mornin
6:23pmMe
i am kinda going out with someone but i really want to be with you!
6:23pmKennedy
really
6:23pmMe
yes
6:24pmKennedy
y u dont even kno me
6:24pmMe
but i do
6:24pmKennedy
how
6:24pmMe
jax tells me all about you
6:24pmKennedy
like wht
6:25pmMe
a lot
6:25pmKennedy
like wht
6:25pmMe
I want to be in your pants
6:25pmKennedy
wht
6:26pmMe
that means i want to have sex with you
6:27pmKennedy
i kno but y
6:27pmMe
because your so pretty
6:27pmKennedy
well thx u will u put a btter pic on here
6:28pmMe
after we have sex
6:29pmKennedy
no u live california
6:29pmMe
im moving to tenessee just for u
6:29pmKennedy
bull
6:29pmMe
i am
6:29pmKennedy
y
6:29pmMe
because i want to get into your pants
6:30pmKennedy
ur liein
6:30pmMe
no
your 2 beautiful
6:30pmKennedy
yes u r
put a pic and i will believe
6:30pmMe
of me naked?
6:30pmKennedy
no
6:31pmMe
send me some nudes
6:31pmKennedy
whts tht
6:31pmMe
pictures of you naked
6:31pmKennedy
no
6:31pmMe
i want to see how beautiful you really are
6:32pmKennedy
no
6:32pmMe
ok ill send you some nudes
6:33pmKennedy
no
6:33pmMe
wow i already took them
6:33pmKennedy
no u didnt
6:33pmMe
wanna see them?
6:33pmKennedy
no
6:33pmMe
wow
why not?
6:34pmKennedy
becuz its wrong and how am i gonna get the,
them
6:34pmMe
from email
6:34pmKennedy
no
6:35pmMe
i havent even showed my girlfriend pics of me nude
but iwill show u
6:35pmKennedy
y
6:35pmMe
because
why dont you think im prety?
6:36pmKennedy
i do
but u have a gf
6:36pmMe
wanna see her?
6:37pmKennedy
yes
6:37pmMe
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs530.ash1linklinklink
I think you're prettier
6:38pmKennedy
u dont think shes prett
pretty
Replace all of the "Me" with SheepBacon
Comments
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Wow! Are you freaking serious?
You don't know a girl, you abruptly told her that you wanna have sex with her, you talked to her as you cheated on your girlfriend, you said you'd move to Tennessee from California just for her....Oh wow! This is like the best story I've ever seen in my entire life.
There are a lot of hot girls in California so you don't really have to move to another state just for someone. LOL xD
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