What's with the *****d speech?

I ARR GEWD. I ARR TRAYYN EWWT CLAN. I LEWB YEWWWW. I LAIK M4 SILVURRR.


Jesus Christ WHO THE F*CK SAYS THAT? Do you REALLY think that's cute? Do you REALLY want to be CUTE!?!?!? To the people who talk like that: Did your doctor fail your circumcision as a child and go on to make you a eunuch? Any man who talks like that should have his man card removed. In fact, every time I see someone typing in this god-forsaken eye-gouging inducing way, I will remind them why they are failures to the world and the bane of all that is good.

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