Dag knows

dag: i know who did the ddos
dag: it was sex
dag: they tried to ddos wogl so they wouldn't have to play the match
dag: they stalled for time to try to get their asian sweatshop workers to get a acs bypass
dag: but they didn't realize they'd still play the match
dag: and so they got rolled by lifeline
dag: the end

There's your answer.