Ultimate Knife Mode Guide

This guide covers all corners of knife only mode.
After this guide even the most unskilled players can win.
This player averages 0.5 kdr with knife.
Picture of before and after here. http://i40.tinypic.com/qn1owy.jpg
No previous experience necessary.

1. Buy ZP. Surveys are not advised as they are known to take a long time and give viruses. If you do not have a credit card ask your mother to lend you 20 dollars and buy a prepaid card at Walmart. Say you need to support the game; this is very important later.
2. Purchase a combat axe, armor, and a helmet. This way you can kill anybody with one slash and knife stabs can't headshot you.
3. Find a friend with a combat axe. If you have no friends go back to the first part of step 1.
4. Enter a knife only game on the same team as your friend. Be sure you both have combat axe in a bag.
5. Keep your mouse high and consistently click left for slash. If your friend stays next to you neither of you should die. The point of this is that axe slash hit range is farther than knife stab and you cannot be killed.
6. When people complain about axe tell them you bought it to support the game and without you they couldn't play.
7. Get false sense of self accomplishment.
8. Be an hero.
9. ???
10. PROFIT