Laser Sharks

Materials

The most important things to have are a laser gun, and a shark. I'm sure that you already have these things, otherwise, you wouldn't be looking up this article. If not, check ebay. Other useful things include:

• Rope
• Water-Proof Glue
• Duct Tape
• A Staple Gun
• A Bug Zapper
• Large amounts of caffine/energy drinks.

Three Simple Steps

Step One: Surgery

The simpler method

Attach the laser rifle to the sharks head (dolphin if the shark is gay) in a way that it can reach the trigger with its teeth or "other body parts". You might try integrating it right into the sharks brain, but that is expensive and not recommended. It helps to tie the shark down, or have a large supply of CNS depressants, in which case you could be charged with drug trafficking.

Step Two: Training

After the rifle is in place, and there no clearly more visible stitches, you can begin teaching it to totally own things, whether that be boats, surfers, innocent bystanders, Japenese fishermen, terrorists, Randy Jackson, or other things. A good place to start is having it attack giant white blowfish, or liberals (hint: the bug zapper can be very useful at this point).
Note: This entire step can be avoided if your shark is one of the ones that resulted from "The Great Ninja/Hippie Orgy of '67".

Step Three: Pwnage


OWNED!


You should now have a fully trained ninja/shark (if not, ask a perverted dolphin trainer for "assistance"). We recommended selling your equipment anonymously and transporting it in a pick-up truck rented under a false name. Now go down to the east coast and do something (west coast is for losers).












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